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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Post here things you are unlikely to read in the lounge. Eg Single men posting, please help me tone down my profile as I am overwhelmed by messages from women. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who's threads are inspired by Mock the Week? 
of course it is. We never denied that.
I wasn't knocking you.  "
pity you are straight or we would knock you...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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some random one about some odd bloke who wanders around the country side in North wales purporting to have a taking dog that's educated to a post graduate level.
oh bugger !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who's threads are inspired by Mock the Week?
of course it is. We never denied that.
I wasn't knocking you.
pity you are straight or we would knock you......"
Oh I say...... Sorry.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden 
Get a cat
How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!
Move next door to me...."
Don't you have a garden? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden
Get a cat
How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!
Move next door to me....
Don't you have a garden?"
Yes, but your cats would prefer my garden to yours, therefore stopping them shitting in yours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden
Get a cat
How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!
Move next door to me....
Don't you have a garden?
Yes, but your cats would prefer my garden to yours, therefore stopping them shitting in yours."
When I was a lad our next door neighbours dog used to crap in our garden and I asked my dad what to do.
He said get a shovel and throw it back over their garden, so I did.
Trouble was the dog kept shitting in our garden and the neighbours had our shovel..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden
Get a cat
How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!
Move next door to me....
Don't you have a garden?
Yes, but your cats would prefer my garden to yours, therefore stopping them shitting in yours.
When I was a lad our next door neighbours dog used to crap in our garden and I asked my dad what to do.
He said get a shovel and throw it back over their garden, so I did.
Trouble was the dog kept shitting in our garden and the neighbours had our shovel..... "
When I was a lad, I use to shit on your lawn and blame the dog, ! p,s, Would you like your shovel back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden
Get a cat
How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!
Move next door to me....
Don't you have a garden?
Yes, but your cats would prefer my garden to yours, therefore stopping them shitting in yours.
When I was a lad our next door neighbours dog used to crap in our garden and I asked my dad what to do.
He said get a shovel and throw it back over their garden, so I did.
Trouble was the dog kept shitting in our garden and the neighbours had our shovel..... When I was a lad, I use to shit on your lawn and blame the dog, ! p,s, Would you like your shovel back. "
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden
Get a cat
How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!
Move next door to me....
Don't you have a garden?
Yes, but your cats would prefer my garden to yours, therefore stopping them shitting in yours.
When I was a lad our next door neighbours dog used to crap in our garden and I asked my dad what to do.
He said get a shovel and throw it back over their garden, so I did.
Trouble was the dog kept shitting in our garden and the neighbours had our shovel..... When I was a lad, I use to shit on your lawn and blame the dog, ! p,s, Would you like your shovel back. "
It's ok, I've moved now.
You're still welcome to shit outside my lounge window though.
I'm in a flat on the 18th floor....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Post here things you are unlikely to read in the lounge. Eg Single men posting, please help me tone down my profile as I am overwhelmed by messages from women. "
will you marry me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nobody ever messages me and I find that my posts here are usually ignored but, d'you know what? I just love the abuse so I will be hanging around for the forseable future. |
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