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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
Difference between a prostitute and a bungey jump??
Both cost about the same, last about the same time and if the rubber snaps you're fucked.
2 French Virgins on their wedding night. Not knowing what to do the wife phones her mother for advice.
"Just tell him to put the longest thing he has into the hairiest thing you have" replies the wise old lady.
3 Minutes pass by and the wife phones her mother again.
"Okay he has his nose in my armpit, what should we do now" |
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"I'm bored at work, so let's hear some short sex jokes to finish of my shifts xx
What's the hardest thing about Skateboarding? Telling your parents your Gay lol xx"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock, Little Bo Peep sucking his cock. When he cum she started to weep, She knew from the taste he'd been shaggin her sheep!!
Xx
REMEMBER:-
If you are in bed with a blind girl & she says
"I've never had my hands on a cock as big as yours"
She's probably pulling your leg.
Xx
Upon climax last night, I could tell, as usual, I'd left my girlfriend wanting more. I reached down and picked up a Flash Bathroom wipe from next to the bed and gently rubbed her clit with it.30 seconds later she'd had a massive orgasm and was laying sprawled out on the bed, panting. Flash - Does the hard work, so you don't have to!
Xx
Mr whippy was found dead today with a flake up his ass, chocolate sprinkles on his cock and strawberry sauce on his bollocks. Police say he topped himself....
Xx
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By *etzPlay OP Couple
over a year ago
Southend |
"I'm bored at work, so let's hear some short sex jokes to finish of my shifts xx
What's the hardest thing about Skateboarding? Telling your parents your Gay lol xx
Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock, Little Bo Peep sucking his cock. When he cum she started to weep, She knew from the taste he'd been shaggin her sheep!!
Xx
REMEMBER:-
If you are in bed with a blind girl & she says
"I've never had my hands on a cock as big as yours"
She's probably pulling your leg.
Xx
Upon climax last night, I could tell, as usual, I'd left my girlfriend wanting more. I reached down and picked up a Flash Bathroom wipe from next to the bed and gently rubbed her clit with it.30 seconds later she'd had a massive orgasm and was laying sprawled out on the bed, panting. Flash - Does the hard work, so you don't have to!
Xx
Mr whippy was found dead today with a flake up his ass, chocolate sprinkles on his cock and strawberry sauce on his bollocks. Police say he topped himself....
Xx
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Love the last one lol xx |
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"I'm bored at work, so let's hear some short sex jokes to finish of my shifts xx
What's the hardest thing about Skateboarding? Telling your parents your Gay lol xx
Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock, Little Bo Peep sucking his cock. When he cum she started to weep, She knew from the taste he'd been shaggin her sheep!!
Xx
REMEMBER:-
If you are in bed with a blind girl & she says
"I've never had my hands on a cock as big as yours"
She's probably pulling your leg.
Xx
Upon climax last night, I could tell, as usual, I'd left my girlfriend wanting more. I reached down and picked up a Flash Bathroom wipe from next to the bed and gently rubbed her clit with it.30 seconds later she'd had a massive orgasm and was laying sprawled out on the bed, panting. Flash - Does the hard work, so you don't have to!
Xx
Mr whippy was found dead today with a flake up his ass, chocolate sprinkles on his cock and strawberry sauce on his bollocks. Police say he topped himself....
Xx
Love the last one lol xx"
Thanks. Makes a change to have a laugh on the forums  |
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