...A policeman, saw a blonde giving a bloke a blow job in a park on a cold winters day, He walked up and asked what the fuck she was doing, The blonde replied, "My lips are very cracked and sore and a friend told me the best cure
was a chaps dick"  |
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over a year ago
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"keep them moist  "
when out in the cold and in the nude
I like to use a bit o lube
straight from the tube
you may think me lewd
but I like to be rude
(when not being nice)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hahahaha if I use vaseline does that mean my knickers will slide off?
As opposed to them sliding off involutarily any other time you mean? "
Yeah but at least it keeps their ankles warm! |
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