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Right ladies which one of you is takin me out

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This bitch will pass, thanks.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This bitch will pass, thanks.

-Courtney"

Good riddance lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol

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By *ofUs4UCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Flog your watch...should get enough for a Happy Meal?

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

Damn I'm washing my hair

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

...with a high-powered rifle?

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This bitch will pass, thanks.

-Courtney"

I'm with you!

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By *.TaylorMan over a year ago

london

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Haha quality though may get a women attack now! They move in herds lol

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"This bitch will pass, thanks.

-Courtney

I'm with you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a 'no', from me, too.

I'm no man's bitch, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Wow! And I'll pass too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I'll be keeping an eye on this thread...

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"...with a high-powered rifle?

haha a barret

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me too this should be good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The OP has written a message that is the perfect example of what NOT to write.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The OP has written a message that is the perfect example of what NOT to write."
hehe I no I can't wait for the attack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You sound lovely, I must message you quick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think op was doing fine till the bitches part but think was more in jest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I offered the polite man a night out on me and he didn't reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think *THINK* this was a joke but I'm gonna stick around, see how it pans out!

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By *.TaylorMan over a year ago

london

"I offered the polite man a night out on me and he didn't reply

"
haha love it!! Sensitive group op :/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would take you out as you have a good sense of humour and a filthy boy but sorry I'm not made of money so it would be a wetherspoons lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bookmark!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think op was doing fine till the bitches part but think was more in jest! "

I think we all know he's joking

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan over a year ago

London

"I offered the polite man a night out on me and he didn't reply

seriously

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Brilliant OP simply brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think op was doing fine till the bitches part but think was more in jest!

I think we all know he's joking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I offered the polite man a night out on me and he didn't reply

He Must be fake lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I offered the polite man a night out on me and he didn't reply

Talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger. Can I take you out tomorrow night? Monday nights I always wash my hair

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Bet you'd turn up late too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Maybe the "bitches" bit was a little rich for some people taste... But on the other hand arnt we all here to have a laugh n fuck each other??

But anyway Ladies my inbox is still dry lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a 'no', from me, too.

I'm no man's bitch, thanks."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would take you out as you have a good sense of humour and a filthy boy but sorry I'm not made of money so it would be a wetherspoons lol

Weatherspoons is just fine

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Give me your watch, I'll flog it for a tenner then I can buy you a drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe the "bitches" bit was a little rich for some people taste... But on the other hand arnt we all here to have a laugh n fuck each other??

But anyway Ladies my inbox is still dry lol "
like your sense of humour ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bet you'd turn up late too!

Takes time to put on that watch and get the Lamborghini fired up. Maybe he is worth the wait?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe the "bitches" bit was a little rich for some people taste... But on the other hand arnt we all here to have a laugh n fuck each other??

But anyway Ladies my inbox is still dry lol like your sense of humour ?"

Lol

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

*casts eye over the debris*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You sound lovely, I must message you quick!

I'm still waiting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will take you out. Be on the corner of your road in ten minutes. Look for the strange woman in a posh car, wearing outlandish jewellery. If you are brave enough, get in.

Don't tell anyone where you are going though; it is completely safe.

(note to self- check cellar has a new lightbulb)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then...oh no wait did I read the message right?! Bitch please!! Give Us women more respect!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

well OP I think I might be the only one to see that this is a tongue in cheek post - even down to the smilies at the end indicating it! Perhaps an unfairly harsh reaction to you on the basis that you weren't being totally serious!

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I will take you out. Be on the corner of your road in ten minutes. Look for the strange woman in a posh car, wearing outlandish jewellery. If you are brave enough, get in.

Don't tell anyone where you are going though; it is completely safe.

(note to self- check cellar has a new lightbulb)"

*chuckles*

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Oh come on Dan... you're not serious are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Obviously been on the red bull at lunchtime

Aww give the guy a break, a nicey nice polite request wouldn't have got as much attention...good or bad.

Good luck to him...its all in jest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Oh come on Dan... you're not serious are you?

Ah I'm just out of a very heavy work meeting (complete with tears etc - not mine!), sorry my irony detector was obviously on fail! D'oh!

Anyway, as you were back to it

...

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Oh come on Dan... you're not serious are you?

Ah I'm just out of a very heavy work meeting (complete with tears etc - not mine!), sorry my irony detector was obviously on fail! D'oh!

Anyway, as you were back to it

... "

Go have a beer lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I offered the polite man a night out on me and he didn't reply

He must be insane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I offered the polite man a night out on me and he didn't reply

Must be jokes

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

You have to admire this mans gumption, I think it's under his watch somewhere

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Cecconis

You book; I'll pay

19:30 tonight; wait for me there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

I'll take you out..with a left hook

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmm don't think this is working well op maybe you should offer a fuck and go at the end of the night , it might work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You sound lovely, I must message you quick!

I'm still waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will take you out. Be on the corner of your road in ten minutes. Look for the strange woman in a posh car, wearing outlandish jewellery. If you are brave enough, get in.

Don't tell anyone where you are going though; it is completely safe.

(note to self- check cellar has a new lightbulb)"

Phaoaar babe... Love a bit of kinkyness bring it right on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You have to admire this mans gumption, I think it's under his watch somewhere

It's deffo under somewhere

just not the watch! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Cecconis

You book; I'll pay

19:30 tonight; wait for me there"

If you don't turn up I'm dining and dashing! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mmmmm don't think this is working well op maybe you should offer a fuck and go at the end of the night , it might work

Fuck n go? Anybody?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmm don't think this is working well op maybe you should offer a fuck and go at the end of the night , it might work

Fuck n go? Anybody?"

Yeah you can fuckn go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would love to but I tied up all the time .....

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Cecconis

You book; I'll pay

19:30 tonight; wait for me there

If you don't turn up I'm dining and dashing! lol"

No, I'll be there

Can you ask for a carafe of Vigneto La Conchigliawhen you get there

See you tonight

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmm don't think this is working well op maybe you should offer a fuck and go at the end of the night , it might work

Fuck n go? Anybody?

Yeah you can fuckn go!

well I guess that didn't work either

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Cecconis

You book; I'll pay

19:30 tonight; wait for me there

If you don't turn up I'm dining and dashing! lol

No, I'll be there

Can you ask for a carafe of Vigneto La Conchigliawhen you get there

See you tonight

xxx"

I'm waiting; where are you?

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Cecconis

You book; I'll pay

19:30 tonight; wait for me there

If you don't turn up I'm dining and dashing! lol

No, I'll be there

Can you ask for a carafe of Vigneto La Conchigliawhen you get there

See you tonight

xxx

I'm waiting; where are you?

xxx"

I've been waiting ages....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have to admire this mans gumption, I think it's under his watch somewhere

Hahahahaha it's impressively large!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Cecconis

You book; I'll pay

19:30 tonight; wait for me there

If you don't turn up I'm dining and dashing! lol

No, I'll be there

Can you ask for a carafe of Vigneto La Conchigliawhen you get there

See you tonight

xxx

I'm waiting; where are you?

xxx

I've been waiting ages...."

How long? May as well get some use out of your watch.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Hes waiting on the wrong corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hes waiting on the wrong corner

Wrong.

He is in my cellar...whahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right enough is enough now... Sick of messaging you absolute hot sexy bitches lol now fucking message me and offer to take me out and yeah your buying!

Cecconis

You book; I'll pay

19:30 tonight; wait for me there

If you don't turn up I'm dining and dashing! lol

No, I'll be there

Can you ask for a carafe of Vigneto La Conchigliawhen you get there

See you tonight

xxx

I'm waiting; where are you?

xxx

I've been waiting ages....

How long? May as well get some use out of your watch."