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over a year ago
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So picture the scene if you will....
* there i am in the kitchen, got the music blaring on occasions...My mate comes round and we begin to chat about the "ladykiller cd by cee lo green" 
I walk over to cd player and says ..."i will put my fave one on for ya "
She says..."ph which one is your favourite"???
I say.....
"fuck you" 
She says....
"kin charming...i only asked"
HAHAHAHAHAH forgot to say its really called "forget you" 
Ahem!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So picture the scene if you will....
* there i am in the kitchen, got the music blaring on occasions...My mate comes round and we begin to chat about the "ladykiller cd by cee lo green"
I walk over to cd player and says ..."i will put my fave one on for ya "
She says..."oh which one is your favourite"???
I say.....
"fuck you"
She says....
"kin charming...i only asked"
HAHAHAHAHAH forgot to say its really called "forget you"
Ahem!!! "
*ph = oh * |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So picture the scene if you will....
* there i am in the kitchen, got the music blaring on occasions...My mate comes round and we begin to chat about the "ladykiller cd by cee lo green"
I walk over to cd player and says ..."i will put my fave one on for ya "
She says..."oh which one is your favourite"???
I say.....
"fuck you"
She says....
"kin charming...i only asked"
HAHAHAHAHAH forgot to say its really called "forget you"
Ahem!!!
*ph = oh * "
This made me chuckle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I only remember putting my foot in it once.
Neighbour said they'd had acupuncture for weight loss.
Doesn't work then ? I asked innocently ..... I really DO wish the ground opened up every time I think about it. |
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a friend text me they were going to call and it would be a quick call. they literally did call and say "hello" and hung up.
i followed it with a text that read "that certainly was a quickie and did nothing to satisfy me".
this was the first time i realised that my fancy htc has a text glitch as instead of responding to my friend, it responded to everyone in my phone book.
my phone lit up like a christmas tree..no-one believed my explanation! |
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Not long after my ex-wife and I split I had reason to telephone her about access. What was meant to come out as "Hi. It's me," actually came out as "so what do you want, you fookin obnoxious bitch!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a friend text me they were going to call and it would be a quick call. they literally did call and say "hello" and hung up.
i followed it with a text that read "that certainly was a quickie and did nothing to satisfy me".
this was the first time i realised that my fancy htc has a text glitch as instead of responding to my friend, it responded to everyone in my phone book.
my phone lit up like a christmas tree..no-one believed my explanation!"
I'm reading your post and I don't believe you either. Randy mare. |
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"Not long after my ex-wife and I split I had reason to telephone her about access. What was meant to come out as "Hi. It's me," actually came out as "so what do you want, you fookin obnoxious bitch!"
It's a post about saying the WRONG thing, did you not read it properly? "
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"I once asked for a 69 from an icecream van.
Did the exhaust burn your lips ?
Not my lips, no..... "
That's not a 69 then is it? Were you giving or receiving ? |
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