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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So what's everyone's party trick?

Mine is licking my elbow. Literally. It isn't a euphemism, unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what's everyone's party trick?

Mine is licking my elbow. Literally. It isn't a euphemism, unfortunately.

Now surely we need a selfie of that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So what's everyone's party trick?

Mine is licking my elbow. Literally. It isn't a euphemism, unfortunately.

Now surely we need a selfie of that...."

Haha maybe I will. It should be the #1 fabbed photo. Easily.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have the amazing ability to fit both of my size 14 feet in my mouth when in social situations...

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I am massively misrepresented by this but I have a reputation for spilling drinks on people

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By *olarfoxMan over a year ago

North Cambs

I can still walk on my hands at nearly 50 years old

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"I can still walk on my hands at nearly 50 years old

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snap , and can still do the splits x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hanging a beach towel on my cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And juggling

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By *olarfoxMan over a year ago

North Cambs

"I can still walk on my hands at nearly 50 years old

snap , and can still do the splits x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And juggling

With your cock? Can you still do it without the beach towel?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And juggling

With your cock? Can you still do it without the beach towel?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"And juggling

With your cock? Can you still do it without the beach towel?

That's odd. Apart from the 'straight' bit on profile you look strikingly like a chap I knock off in London

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm very good at forgetting names

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And juggling

With your cock? Can you still do it without the beach towel?

That's odd. Apart from the 'straight' bit on profile you look strikingly like a chap I knock off in London

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defo not me joe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And juggling

With your cock? Can you still do it without the beach towel?

That's odd. Apart from the 'straight' bit on profile you look strikingly like a chap I knock off in London

Wow

I'm glad I'm not relying on you to be discreet

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine is: I'm Tina Titz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can clap with 1 hand, I can pick my nose with my tongue, and I can do an impression of a slug with my tongue too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and I can pull my sack up to my belly button

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can insert a Bic biro through my tongue and sign my name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can do the splits just need a crane to help me back up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

White eared elephant

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I can wiggle my ears.

Juggling or solving rubik cubes are a little more accessible to spectators though, as it's only a small wiggle...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make the front of my frock lift away from my body in a tent like fashion just by thinking naughty thoughts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doing countless strawnadoes with wkds one after the other, the only problem is sometime they can make me feel icky after! (And d*unk!)

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By *its_n_piecesCouple over a year ago

playing "iron man" by black sabbath using an empty and unused tampon applicator as a swannee (slide) whistle

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By *rs DCouple over a year ago

far

9" up the bum hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can fit my fist in my mouth.

I can also fit a nine inch cock in my arse without lube, but that was an accident and I don't plan on doing it again...

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I used to be able to do a really creepy mooo ha ha ha kind of laugh.

It was recorded often as it was that good. No idea if I still can though.

I don't get invited to parties

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can twitch my nose like a rabbit. And I have synaesthesia, which you can't see so you'll just have to take my word for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can twitch my nose like a rabbit. And I have synaesthesia, which you can't see so you'll just have to take my word for it."

I can twitch my nose too

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

I can put my legs behind my head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can twitch my nose like a rabbit. And I have synaesthesia, which you can't see so you'll just have to take my word for it.

I can twitch my nose too

Apparently it's the one thing guaranteed to render THX118 utterly powerless......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can twitch my nose like a rabbit. And I have synaesthesia, which you can't see so you'll just have to take my word for it.

I can twitch my nose too

Apparently it's the one thing guaranteed to render THX118 utterly powerless......"

Right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can put my legs behind my head."
Even I could put your legs behind my head. If you let me !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I helicopter.

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By *etenewcMan over a year ago

County Durham

I can cross my eyes independently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can juggle like a boss

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can start the party up or shut it down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can bite me toenails

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I can bite me toenails

Don't shout about it, man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can bite me toenails

I wouldn't take that trick into a party!

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"I can still walk on my hands at nearly 50 years old

I drag my knuckles too.

No one notices.

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