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If they're the type that update their status box on a regular basis you could comment on that as an 'in'. Or refer to something they've said in their profile to prove you've read it!
I'm sure it must get tiresome with hundreds of 'how's you?' messages hitting ladies' inboxes (a problem us guys will never properly be able to appreciate!) |
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"If they're the type that update their status box on a regular basis you could comment on that as an 'in'. Or refer to something they've said in their profile to prove you've read it!
I'm sure it must get tiresome with hundreds of 'how's you?' messages hitting ladies' inboxes (a problem us guys will never properly be able to appreciate!)"
Not sure my inbox is working |
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As a rule of thumb read read and re-read the profile. The may be something in there you can put into a message. Or like a pp has said refer to a status update.
Whatever you do try and steer away from:
*hi how's you
*fancy a fuck
*great tits
*long copy and pasted sexual scenarios
*Directing messages to the female of the couple, always address both
And good luck. I hate writing the first message, it always seems so awkward!xx
Buzz xx |
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"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..
What do you ladies prefer?"
Something personal about my profile is good. It's not difficult to see what I'm into on my profile  |
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"As a rule of thumb read read and re-read the profile. The may be something in there you can put into a message. Or like a pp has said refer to a status update.
Whatever you do try and steer away from:
*hi how's you
*fancy a fuck
*great tits
*long copy and pasted sexual scenarios
*Directing messages to the female of the couple, always address both
And good luck. I hate writing the first message, it always seems so awkward!xx
Buzz xx"
Great advice I will make notes |
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"If they're the type that update their status box on a regular basis you could comment on that as an 'in'. Or refer to something they've said in their profile to prove you've read it!
I'm sure it must get tiresome with hundreds of 'how's you?' messages hitting ladies' inboxes (a problem us guys will never properly be able to appreciate!)"
 this |
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"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..
What do you ladies prefer?"
Try some of these. The ladies love 'em...maybe 
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. |
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"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..
What do you ladies prefer?
Try some of these. The ladies love 'em...maybe
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."
Groan!!! |
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"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..
What do you ladies prefer?
Try some of these. The ladies love 'em...maybe
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."
Is your name Fred? Because my names Wilma and tonight I'll make your bed rock  lol |
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Well ...
"Hi there, I know you're into clean shaven black guys with massive whangers and under 25, but I thought I'd say hello anyway ...."
Never seems to work for me  |
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"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..
What do you ladies prefer?
Try some of these. The ladies love 'em...maybe
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Groan!!!"
What do you mean?! That last one never fails! |
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"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..
What do you ladies prefer?
Try some of these. The ladies love 'em...maybe
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Groan!!!
What do you mean?! That last one never fails! "
I will try it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..
What do you ladies prefer?
Try some of these. The ladies love 'em...maybe
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Groan!!!
What do you mean?! That last one never fails! "
It's a classic, especially if you have a spare latte to offer the person you're chatting up |
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