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By *exyRugbyBoy OP Man over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire

A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get out now while you can

But if you decide to stay, welcome & hello from me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hello new victim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hi and welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a lamb to the slaughter ...

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP Man over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire

"Hello new victim

Victim... Oh!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

You know you have to complete the Initiation test don't you?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hi Mr Newbie, get a new phone cover though bro

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By *epper123Woman over a year ago

London

Welcome - always remember to take all comments with a pinch of salt ... and consider the source

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Run ! Run away now !

Just kidding

Welcome and enjoy

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP Man over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire

"You know you have to complete the Initiation test don't you?"

Dare I ask?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Welcome - always remember to take all comments with a pinch of salt ... and consider the source"

and NEVER suggest bigger women are easy lays

unless it forms part of a very contrived and untraceable assisted suicide plan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello, grab a sofa and someone'll make you a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi grumpy

Welcome to join forums. They can be fun and very addictive x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome fresh blood mwahahha it is nearly Halloween x

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Hi grumpy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, grab a sofa and someone'll make you a cuppa

I never got a cuppa when I joined!

Now I feel rejected

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome to the madhouse...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, grab a sofa and someone'll make you a cuppa

I never got a cuppa when I joined!

Now I feel rejected

Me neither. ....although I think I got offered cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome. Have your tin hat at the ready op

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, grab a sofa and someone'll make you a cuppa

I never got a cuppa when I joined!

Now I feel rejected

Me neither. ....although I think I got offered cake

You got offered cake!? Way to kick a guy when he's down!

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Welcome!!!

Don't post lots of cock shots & don't moan if it takes ages to get a meet. Shag will be along later to tell you that you need patience....

Has anyone made you a cuppa yet? If you're lucky the bar may open soon....

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Hello, grab a sofa and someone'll make you a cuppa

I never got a cuppa when I joined!

Now I feel rejected

Me neither. ....although I think I got offered cake

You got offered cake!? Way to kick a guy when he's down!"

I never got offered anything!!! I did just sneak in on the nocturnal thread though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi..."

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hiya!

Would you like an apple with your cuppa?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, grab a sofa and someone'll make you a cuppa

I never got a cuppa when I joined!

Now I feel rejected

Me neither. ....although I think I got offered cake

You got offered cake!? Way to kick a guy when he's down!

I never got offered anything!!! I did just sneak in on the nocturnal thread though "

I'd be happy to offer you something!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Hello

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP Man over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire

"Hiya!

Would you like an apple with your cuppa?

-Courtney"

Sounds healthy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't get a cuppa tea !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You got a pretty face lol....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I didn't get a cuppa tea ! "
I will make you a cuppa

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP Man over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire

Thanks for the welcome.

I promise no cock photos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Welcome - always remember to take all comments with a pinch of salt ... and consider the source

and NEVER suggest bigger women are easy lays

unless it forms part of a very contrived and untraceable assisted suicide plan"

No because skinny women are just as easy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi..."

You sound pleased that you got access. Your pleasure won't lass.

Miss Innocent offered the best advice, get away while you can.

Ignore offers of cake, or apples, theyre a trap.

Run, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, run like the wind..........

Welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi...

You sound pleased that you got access. Your pleasure won't lass.

Miss Innocent offered the best advice, get away while you can.

Ignore offers of cake, or apples, theyre a trap.

Run, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, run like the wind..........

Welcome.

Or even last. Grrrrrrrr auto carrot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi...

You sound pleased that you got access. Your pleasure won't lass.

Miss Innocent offered the best advice, get away while you can.

Ignore offers of cake, or apples, theyre a trap.

Run, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, run like the wind..........

Welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, grab a sofa and someone'll make you a cuppa

I never got a cuppa when I joined!

Now I feel rejected

Me neither. ....although I think I got offered cake

You got offered cake!? Way to kick a guy when he's down!

I never got offered anything!!! I did just sneak in on the nocturnal thread though

I'd be happy to offer you something!"

Flirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome to the madhouse

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Hello, grab a sofa and someone'll make you a cuppa

I never got a cuppa when I joined!

Now I feel rejected

Me neither. ....although I think I got offered cake

You got offered cake!? Way to kick a guy when he's down!

I never got offered anything!!! I did just sneak in on the nocturnal thread though

I'd be happy to offer you something!

Flirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are Happy,Doc,Dopey,Sneezy Sleepy and Bashful joining us later? (You probably already know not to eat the apple.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, grab a sofa and someone'll make you a cuppa

I never got a cuppa when I joined!

Now I feel rejected

Me neither. ....although I think I got offered cake

You got offered cake!? Way to kick a guy when he's down!

I never got offered anything!!! I did just sneak in on the nocturnal thread though

I'd be happy to offer you something!

Flirt

Yup! Unashamedly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are Happy,Doc,Dopey,Sneezy Sleepy and Bashful joining us later? (You probably already know not to eat the apple.)"

Why are you people so against apples?!?

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Welcome!

When is later?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are Happy,Doc,Dopey,Sneezy Sleepy and Bashful joining us later? (You probably already know not to eat the apple.)

Why are you people so against apples?!?

I ate one earlier and thought of you Courtney

It was bloody lovely too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi...

You sound pleased that you got access. Your pleasure won't lass.

Miss Innocent offered the best advice, get away while you can.

Ignore offers of cake, or apples, theyre a trap.

Run, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, run like the wind..........

Welcome.

OP, quick, over here. This is one of the ones I warned you about.

She's all apples and butter wouldn't melt. It's a trick I tell you.

I mean, look at her pictures! Actually no, I mean don't look at them, step away, close your eyes, stop looking.......

That's how she catches her victims....... (there's no Marc, he's kept in the attic)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo Grumpy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are Happy,Doc,Dopey,Sneezy Sleepy and Bashful joining us later? (You probably already know not to eat the apple.)

Why are you people so against apples?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are Happy,Doc,Dopey,Sneezy Sleepy and Bashful joining us later? (You probably already know not to eat the apple.)"

COURTNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Welcome - always remember to take all comments with a pinch of salt ... and consider the source"

Is it red? Or is it brown?

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Are Happy,Doc,Dopey,Sneezy Sleepy and Bashful joining us later? (You probably already know not to eat the apple.)

Why are you people so against apples?!?

I love apples!! Especially with sponge & custard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are Happy,Doc,Dopey,Sneezy Sleepy and Bashful joining us later? (You probably already know not to eat the apple.)

Why are you people so against apples?!?

I saw what happened to Snow White

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are Happy,Doc,Dopey,Sneezy Sleepy and Bashful joining us later? (You probably already know not to eat the apple.)

Why are you people so against apples?!?

I ate one earlier and thought of you Courtney

It was bloody lovely too

Yay!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are Happy,Doc,Dopey,Sneezy Sleepy and Bashful joining us later? (You probably already know not to eat the apple.)

Why are you people so against apples?!?

I love apples!! Especially with sponge & custard

Fermented apples are lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi...

You sound pleased that you got access. Your pleasure won't lass.

Miss Innocent offered the best advice, get away while you can.

Ignore offers of cake, or apples, theyre a trap.

Run, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, run like the wind..........

Welcome.

OP, quick, over here. This is one of the ones I warned you about.

She's all apples and butter wouldn't melt. It's a trick I tell you.

I mean, look at her pictures! Actually no, I mean don't look at them, step away, close your eyes, stop looking.......

That's how she catches her victims....... (there's no Marc, he's kept in the attic)"

I let him out the other day for a little bit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are Happy,Doc,Dopey,Sneezy Sleepy and Bashful joining us later? (You probably already know not to eat the apple.)

Why are you people so against apples?!?

I ate one earlier and thought of you Courtney

It was bloody lovely too

Yay!!!!

That's because you didn't give it to her

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I got a basket full of apples on the side in my bedroom I forgot to take down, I'm keeping them there now to offer my meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are Happy,Doc,Dopey,Sneezy Sleepy and Bashful joining us later? (You probably already know not to eat the apple.)

Why are you people so against apples?!?

I ate one earlier and thought of you Courtney

It was bloody lovely too

Yay!!!!

That's because you didn't give it to her

Whatever! Guys like my apples (it helps that I've been offering bjs to anyone who takes one instead of cake

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi...

You sound pleased that you got access. Your pleasure won't lass.

Miss Innocent offered the best advice, get away while you can.

Ignore offers of cake, or apples, theyre a trap.

Run, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, run like the wind..........

Welcome.

OP, quick, over here. This is one of the ones I warned you about.

She's all apples and butter wouldn't melt. It's a trick I tell you.

I mean, look at her pictures! Actually no, I mean don't look at them, step away, close your eyes, stop looking.......

That's how she catches her victims....... (there's no Marc, he's kept in the attic)

I let him out the other day for a little bit.

We noticed.......

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Are Happy,Doc,Dopey,Sneezy Sleepy and Bashful joining us later? (You probably already know not to eat the apple.)

Why are you people so against apples?!?

I love apples!! Especially with sponge & custard

Fermented apples are lovely

They are my favourite type. Thatchers, Aspalls.....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Thanks for the welcome.

I promise no cock photos. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever! Guys like my apples (it helps that I've been offering bjs to anyone who takes one instead of cake

May I have an apple please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello my pretty, come and take a seat over here, right next to me......mwah ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome Mr newbie, it's very addictive in here. ...you've been warned lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi...

You sound pleased that you got access. Your pleasure won't lass.

Miss Innocent offered the best advice, get away while you can.

Ignore offers of cake, or apples, theyre a trap.

Run, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, run like the wind..........

Welcome.

OP, quick, over here. This is one of the ones I warned you about.

She's all apples and butter wouldn't melt. It's a trick I tell you.

I mean, look at her pictures! Actually no, I mean don't look at them, step away, close your eyes, stop looking.......

That's how she catches her victims....... (there's no Marc, he's kept in the attic)

I let him out the other day for a little bit.

It's true! I saw him.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever! Guys like my apples (it helps that I've been offering bjs to anyone who takes one instead of cake

)

May I have an apple please?"

Of course!

(See?

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are Happy,Doc,Dopey,Sneezy Sleepy and Bashful joining us later? (You probably already know not to eat the apple.)

Why are you people so against apples?!?

I ate one earlier and thought of you Courtney

It was bloody lovely too

Yay!!!!

That's because you didn't give it to her

Whatever! Guys like my apples (it helps that I've been offering bjs to anyone who takes one instead of cake

Something only a devious witch would do!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever! Guys like my apples (it helps that I've been offering bjs to anyone who takes one instead of cake

)

May I have an apple please?

Of course!

(See?

)

She lies about the bj you fool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hello and welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Welcome - always remember to take all comments with a pinch of salt ... and consider the source

and NEVER suggest bigger women are easy lays

unless it forms part of a very contrived and untraceable assisted suicide plan

No because skinny women are just as easy

just not as grateful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever! Guys like my apples (it helps that I've been offering bjs to anyone who takes one instead of cake

)

May I have an apple please?

Of course!

(See?

)

She lies about the bj you fool

Never! I love bjs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever! Guys like my apples (it helps that I've been offering bjs to anyone who takes one instead of cake

)

May I have an apple please?

Of course!

(See?

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks for the welcome.

I promise no cock photos.

Yeah thats what Taff said too!

I still can't unsee it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever! Guys like my apples (it helps that I've been offering bjs to anyone who takes one instead of cake

)

May I have an apple please?

Of course!

(See?

)

She lies about the bj you fool

Never! I love bjs.

And to think there's a dude that thought sorting his sock was good news.

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP Man over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire

"Whatever! Guys like my apples (it helps that I've been offering bjs to anyone who takes one instead of cake

)

May I have an apple please?

Of course!

(See?

)

She lies about the bj you fool

Never! I love bjs.

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever! Guys like my apples (it helps that I've been offering bjs to anyone who takes one instead of cake

)

May I have an apple please?

Of course!

(See?

)

She lies about the bj you fool

Never! I love bjs.

Hello

Not so grumpy now!

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP Man over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire

"Whatever! Guys like my apples (it helps that I've been offering bjs to anyone who takes one instead of cake

)

May I have an apple please?

Of course!

(See?

)

She lies about the bj you fool

Never! I love bjs.

Hello

Not so grumpy now!"

I need a new name.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever! Guys like my apples (it helps that I've been offering bjs to anyone who takes one instead of cake

)

May I have an apple please?

Of course!

(See?

)

She lies about the bj you fool

Never! I love bjs.

Hello

Not so grumpy now!

I need a new name.

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP Man over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire

"Whatever! Guys like my apples (it helps that I've been offering bjs to anyone who takes one instead of cake

)

May I have an apple please?

Of course!

(See?

)

She lies about the bj you fool

Never! I love bjs.

Hello

Not so grumpy now!

I need a new name.

Something rugby related

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

There's some thick skin hanging up behind the door, help yourself

Uou should grow in to it quite quickly

Welcome

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP Man over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire

"There's some thick skin hanging up behind the door, help yourself

Uou should grow in to it quite quickly

Welcome

Don't play rugby with thin skin

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Welcome - always remember to take all comments with a pinch of salt ... and consider the source

and NEVER suggest bigger women are easy lays

unless it forms part of a very contrived and untraceable assisted suicide plan"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi..."
hello have fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome to the forum

Enjoy x

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP Man over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire

Hi, a few changes to the my profile and folks are talking to me.. What a great day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Run away far away.

The cake is dry

The tea is tainted

And don't even ask about the apple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi, a few changes to the my profile and folks are talking to me.. What a great day"

Happy Monday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi...

You sound pleased that you got access. Your pleasure won't lass.

Miss Innocent offered the best advice, get away while you can.

Ignore offers of cake, or apples, theyre a trap.

Run, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, run like the wind..........

Welcome.

OP, quick, over here. This is one of the ones I warned you about.

She's all apples and butter wouldn't melt. It's a trick I tell you.

I mean, look at her pictures! Actually no, I mean don't look at them, step away, close your eyes, stop looking.......

That's how she catches her victims....... (there's no Marc, he's kept in the attic)

I let him out the other day for a little bit.

It's true! I saw him....."

It's a sophisticated hologram.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi...

You sound pleased that you got access. Your pleasure won't lass.

Miss Innocent offered the best advice, get away while you can.

Ignore offers of cake, or apples, theyre a trap.

Run, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, run like the wind..........

Welcome.

OP, quick, over here. This is one of the ones I warned you about.

She's all apples and butter wouldn't melt. It's a trick I tell you.

I mean, look at her pictures! Actually no, I mean don't look at them, step away, close your eyes, stop looking.......

That's how she catches her victims....... (there's no Marc, he's kept in the attic)

I let him out the other day for a little bit.

It's true! I saw him.....

It's a sophisticated hologram.

I'm going to have to meet you too, to prove Marc is real and to give you an apple!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi...

You sound pleased that you got access. Your pleasure won't lass.

Miss Innocent offered the best advice, get away while you can.

Ignore offers of cake, or apples, theyre a trap.

Run, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, run like the wind..........

Welcome.

OP, quick, over here. This is one of the ones I warned you about.

She's all apples and butter wouldn't melt. It's a trick I tell you.

I mean, look at her pictures! Actually no, I mean don't look at them, step away, close your eyes, stop looking.......

That's how she catches her victims....... (there's no Marc, he's kept in the attic)

I let him out the other day for a little bit.

It's true! I saw him.....

It's a sophisticated hologram.

I'm going to have to meet you too, to prove Marc is real and to give you an apple!"

Stranger danger.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi...

You sound pleased that you got access. Your pleasure won't lass.

Miss Innocent offered the best advice, get away while you can.

Ignore offers of cake, or apples, theyre a trap.

Run, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, run like the wind..........

Welcome.

OP, quick, over here. This is one of the ones I warned you about.

She's all apples and butter wouldn't melt. It's a trick I tell you.

I mean, look at her pictures! Actually no, I mean don't look at them, step away, close your eyes, stop looking.......

That's how she catches her victims....... (there's no Marc, he's kept in the attic)

I let him out the other day for a little bit.

It's true! I saw him.....

It's a sophisticated hologram.

I'm going to have to meet you too, to prove Marc is real and to give you an apple!"

Under no circumstances should anyone accept the apple.

Did you read the story about Adam and Eve?

How about snow white??

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Under no circumstances should anyone accept the apple.

Did you read the story about Adam and Eve?

How about snow white??"

You people have an unhealthy fear of apples.

Is it a forum thing, or a British thing??

-Courtney

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Under no circumstances should anyone accept the apple.

Did you read the story about Adam and Eve?

How about snow white??

You people have an unhealthy fear of apples.

Is it a forum thing, or a British thing??

-Courtney"

I actually enjoy apples. Eating an apple Is more efficient than coffee at keeping you awake

I've just heard stories about the two of you and your apples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Under no circumstances should anyone accept the apple.

Did you read the story about Adam and Eve?

How about snow white??

You people have an unhealthy fear of apples.

Is it a forum thing, or a British thing??

-Courtney

I actually enjoy apples. Eating an apple Is more efficient than coffee at keeping you awake

I've just heard stories about the two of you and your apples

Would you like an apple, then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Under no circumstances should anyone accept the apple.

Did you read the story about Adam and Eve?

How about snow white??

You people have an unhealthy fear of apples.

Is it a forum thing, or a British thing??

-Courtney

I actually enjoy apples. Eating an apple Is more efficient than coffee at keeping you awake

I've just heard stories about the two of you and your apples

Would you like an apple, then?

Yeah go on then. You only live once I suppose.

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"A newbie here that has finally got access to the forum.

Hi...

You sound pleased that you got access. Your pleasure won't lass.

Miss Innocent offered the best advice, get away while you can.

Ignore offers of cake, or apples, theyre a trap.

Run, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, run like the wind..........

Welcome.

OP, quick, over here. This is one of the ones I warned you about.

She's all apples and butter wouldn't melt. It's a trick I tell you.

I mean, look at her pictures! Actually no, I mean don't look at them, step away, close your eyes, stop looking.......

That's how she catches her victims....... (there's no Marc, he's kept in the attic)

I let him out the other day for a little bit.

It's true! I saw him.....

It's a sophisticated hologram.

I'm going to have to meet you too, to prove Marc is real and to give you an apple!"

So, about this apple......

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