"Is she not fitted with a Martin Baker ejector-vag?
Pull the yellow & black handle a rocket your way to freedom."
(This reply alone has made the grief I'm going to get worth it  )
I'll have to get one fitted once I get out
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"Me and Ben will nip round with abseiling ropes and a winch to free you mate xxx  "
I'll let off a flare that I just found in here when you get here.its a big area you see.i don't want you wasting hours trying to pin point my exact location |
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"Just bounce up and down on the g spot and surf out on the gush  "
Fuck we will turn back and pick up my surfboard so we can chuck that in for ya mate! Just remember paddle hard to catch the gush/wave hehe |
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