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By *uyfromchi OP   Man  over a year ago

CHICHESTER

Just for fun

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Just...

Childish, derivative rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just...

Childish, derivative rubbish."

The guys a total Joker!

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By *onbons_xxMan  over a year ago

Bolton

What an arse

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Looks like a self-harmer

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Doesn't know when to stop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Doesn't know when to stop"

Total slut !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Doesn't know when to stop"

Ugly as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Doesn't know when to stop

Ugly as fuck"

Oh god not you!! I means DJ!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Doesn't know when to stop

Ugly as fuck"

what a slimy toad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Doesn't know when to stop

Ugly as fuck

Oh god not you!! I means DJ!"

Looks like a duck trying to pout but mistaken often for a frog.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At least your mum loves you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Doesn't know when to stop

Ugly as fuck

Oh god not you!! I means DJ!"

I'd so hate to see you looking up at me with those sexy eyes while sucking my cock

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Honestly - couldn't find yr own arses using both hands and a map...

Patheitc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs "

I'll stamp on your spectacles and throw acid in your face. Do not get me started. The moores would be a good spot for you.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Excpet Just V - she's a suck ass

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs

I'll stamp on your spectacles and throw acid in your face. Do not get me started. The moores would be a good spot for you."

Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

As I said: amateurs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs

I'll stamp on your spectacles and throw acid in your face. Do not get me started. The moores would be a good spot for you.

Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

As I said: amateurs "

Probably from one of those, "it never happened" stories.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs

I'll stamp on your spectacles and throw acid in your face. Do not get me started. The moores would be a good spot for you.

Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

As I said: amateurs "

at least we aren't the arse, unlike some

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Excpet Just V - she's a suck ass "

Fuck you !!

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs

I'll stamp on your spectacles and throw acid in your face. Do not get me started. The moores would be a good spot for you.

Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

As I said: amateurs

Probably from one of those, "it never happened" stories. "

LMAO... this is like the last site I was on - being insulted as a 'fantasist' and a 'bullshitter' but some sexless, dickless, mindless queen.

Do try to keep up, dear buy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs

I'll stamp on your spectacles and throw acid in your face. Do not get me started. The moores would be a good spot for you.

Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

As I said: amateurs

at least we aren't the arse, unlike some"

You need to get back to specs avers. Your probably about a 7 but with contacts you have potential to be a 8!

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Regularly run over by his own train of thought

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs

I'll stamp on your spectacles and throw acid in your face. Do not get me started. The moores would be a good spot for you.

Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

As I said: amateurs

Probably from one of those, "it never happened" stories.

LMAO... this is like the last site I was on - being insulted as a 'fantasist' and a 'bullshitter' but some sexless, dickless, mindless queen.

Do try to keep up, dear buy."

Someone's been on the coolade

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs

I'll stamp on your spectacles and throw acid in your face. Do not get me started. The moores would be a good spot for you.

Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

As I said: amateurs

at least we aren't the arse, unlike some

You need to get back to specs avers. Your probably about a 7 but with contacts you have potential to be a 8!"

From preston....i rest my case

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Excpet Just V - she's a suck ass

Fuck you !! "

Fuck you more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs

I'll stamp on your spectacles and throw acid in your face. Do not get me started. The moores would be a good spot for you.

Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

As I said: amateurs

at least we aren't the arse, unlike some

You need to get back to specs avers. Your probably about a 7 but with contacts you have potential to be a 8!

From preston....i rest my case"

8ll have you know Preston is a city. We also have a Jamaican restaurant.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can't insult you.

I won't start a battle of wits with an unarmed man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs

I'll stamp on your spectacles and throw acid in your face. Do not get me started. The moores would be a good spot for you.

Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

As I said: amateurs

at least we aren't the arse, unlike some

You need to get back to specs avers. Your probably about a 7 but with contacts you have potential to be a 8!

From preston....i rest my case

8ll have you know Preston is a city. We also have a Jamaican restaurant. "

Is seriously inundated with cousins and potential matches on tinder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Excpet Just V - she's a suck ass

Fuck you !!

Fuck you more "

Fuck you sidewards with a cricket bat

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Excpet Just V - she's a suck ass

Fuck you !!

Fuck you more

Fuck you sidewards with a cricket bat "

Aww... fuck you gently with a chain saw

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My dog wouldn't sniff your arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't insult you.

I won't start a battle of wits with an unarmed man"

If your ever fortunate enough to be in presence (I don't generally mix with plebs however there are some exceptions) you'd think a nuclear bomb just went off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Excpet Just V - she's a suck ass

Fuck you !!

Fuck you more

Fuck you sidewards with a cricket bat

Aww... fuck you gently with a chain saw "

Only gently ? You fucking wimp !!

Give it to me hard and fast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs

I'll stamp on your spectacles and throw acid in your face. Do not get me started. The moores would be a good spot for you.

Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

As I said: amateurs

at least we aren't the arse, unlike some

You need to get back to specs avers. Your probably about a 7 but with contacts you have potential to be a 8!

From preston....i rest my case

8ll have you know Preston is a city. We also have a Jamaican restaurant.

Is seriously inundated with cousins and potential matches on tinder "

I've only ever fucked 1 cousin and that was 2nd cousin so.... erm... your wrong..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs

I'll stamp on your spectacles and throw acid in your face. Do not get me started. The moores would be a good spot for you.

Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

As I said: amateurs

at least we aren't the arse, unlike some

You need to get back to specs avers. Your probably about a 7 but with contacts you have potential to be a 8!

From preston....i rest my case

8ll have you know Preston is a city. We also have a Jamaican restaurant.

Is seriously inundated with cousins and potential matches on tinder

I've only ever fucked 1 cousin and that was 2nd cousin so.... erm... your wrong.."

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ALL OF YOU are rank amateurs

I'll stamp on your spectacles and throw acid in your face. Do not get me started. The moores would be a good spot for you.

Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

As I said: amateurs

at least we aren't the arse, unlike some

You need to get back to specs avers. Your probably about a 7 but with contacts you have potential to be a 8!

From preston....i rest my case

8ll have you know Preston is a city. We also have a Jamaican restaurant.

Is seriously inundated with cousins and potential matches on tinder

I've only ever fucked 1 cousin and that was 2nd cousin so.... erm... your wrong..

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip "

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Dull

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow."

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dull"

you left us to our own devices

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age "

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Dull

you left us to our own devices "

That'll teach me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back "

#like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dull

you left us to our own devices

That'll teach me."

You don't get cheese or chicken.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back "

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dull

you left us to our own devices

That'll teach me."

indeed, you're the responsible adult

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning"

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!"

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer "

Maybe you should! Be an improvement on Homeless Burtons model

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york

thought this was supposed to be fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer "

Dora the Explorer is banging shrek in real life, as doras my friend she often talks about financial and their donkey, I'm sure your name rings a bell?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fiona*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer

Maybe you should! Be an improvement on Homeless Burtons model "

and a veil would suit you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer

Dora the Explorer is banging shrek in real life, as doras my friend she often talks about financial and their donkey, I'm sure your name rings a bell?!"

you were in an orgy with 2 ogres, a five year old, and a donkey? that's some messed up dungeons and dragons right there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer

Dora the Explorer is banging shrek in real life, as doras my friend she often talks about financial and their donkey, I'm sure your name rings a bell?!

you were in an orgy with 2 ogres, a five year old, and a donkey? that's some messed up dungeons and dragons right there"

Erm.... Erm... bit to far pal, 5 year old? No reference or inuendo was built toward stating a 5 year old? You know wearing glasses doesn't actually make you Harry potter right? Your not in hogwarts now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer

Maybe you should! Be an improvement on Homeless Burtons model

and a veil would suit you "

At least I'm not a double baggers soggy seconds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer

Dora the Explorer is banging shrek in real life, as doras my friend she often talks about financial and their donkey, I'm sure your name rings a bell?!

you were in an orgy with 2 ogres, a five year old, and a donkey? that's some messed up dungeons and dragons right there

Erm.... Erm... bit to far pal, 5 year old? No reference or inuendo was built toward stating a 5 year old? You know wearing glasses doesn't actually make you Harry potter right? Your not in hogwarts now!"

apologies, I was continuing from the dora and shrek comment

if I'm not a wizard, you're not a jedi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer

Maybe you should! Be an improvement on Homeless Burtons model

and a veil would suit you

At least I'm not a double baggers soggy seconds "

nah, you just turn it inside out and use it again

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Shock me.

Say something intelligent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer

Dora the Explorer is banging shrek in real life, as doras my friend she often talks about financial and their donkey, I'm sure your name rings a bell?!

you were in an orgy with 2 ogres, a five year old, and a donkey? that's some messed up dungeons and dragons right there

Erm.... Erm... bit to far pal, 5 year old? No reference or inuendo was built toward stating a 5 year old? You know wearing glasses doesn't actually make you Harry potter right? Your not in hogwarts now!

apologies, I was continuing from the dora and shrek comment

if I'm not a wizard, you're not a jedi"

are you for real lol?!?! Dora the Explorer being brown? Jedi?!?! I'm olive skinned!!!! Think you need to go find Ron weasley pal. He's a ginge but may give you a sympathy shag.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shock me.

Say something intelligent."

4 syllables, did that hurt?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer

Dora the Explorer is banging shrek in real life, as doras my friend she often talks about financial and their donkey, I'm sure your name rings a bell?!

you were in an orgy with 2 ogres, a five year old, and a donkey? that's some messed up dungeons and dragons right there

Erm.... Erm... bit to far pal, 5 year old? No reference or inuendo was built toward stating a 5 year old? You know wearing glasses doesn't actually make you Harry potter right? Your not in hogwarts now!

apologies, I was continuing from the dora and shrek comment

if I'm not a wizard, you're not a jedi

are you for real lol?!?! Dora the Explorer being brown? Jedi?!?! I'm olive skinned!!!! Think you need to go find Ron weasley pal. He's a ginge but may give you a sympathy shag."

it's more than you get

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer

Dora the Explorer is banging shrek in real life, as doras my friend she often talks about financial and their donkey, I'm sure your name rings a bell?!

you were in an orgy with 2 ogres, a five year old, and a donkey? that's some messed up dungeons and dragons right there

Erm.... Erm... bit to far pal, 5 year old? No reference or inuendo was built toward stating a 5 year old? You know wearing glasses doesn't actually make you Harry potter right? Your not in hogwarts now!

apologies, I was continuing from the dora and shrek comment

if I'm not a wizard, you're not a jedi

are you for real lol?!?! Dora the Explorer being brown? Jedi?!?! I'm olive skinned!!!! Think you need to go find Ron weasley pal. He's a ginge but may give you a sympathy shag.

it's more than you get"

I'm the Peter Andre of Preston. Not as camp but very lovable. I'm not short of offers! Obviously haven't met on here... is that really a bad thing lol...

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer

Dora the Explorer is banging shrek in real life, as doras my friend she often talks about financial and their donkey, I'm sure your name rings a bell?!

you were in an orgy with 2 ogres, a five year old, and a donkey? that's some messed up dungeons and dragons right there

Erm.... Erm... bit to far pal, 5 year old? No reference or inuendo was built toward stating a 5 year old? You know wearing glasses doesn't actually make you Harry potter right? Your not in hogwarts now!

apologies, I was continuing from the dora and shrek comment

if I'm not a wizard, you're not a jedi

are you for real lol?!?! Dora the Explorer being brown? Jedi?!?! I'm olive skinned!!!! Think you need to go find Ron weasley pal. He's a ginge but may give you a sympathy shag.

it's more than you get

I'm the Peter Andre of Preston. Not as camp but very lovable. I'm not short of offers! Obviously haven't met on here... is that really a bad thing lol... "

tl;dr

(2 insults in 4 letters )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you call that an insult? this is an insult, yellow bellied arse licker of a fascist turnip

Oh please. What's a yellow belly when it's a home? They don't make them like you anymore. You'd go down well on antiques roadshow.

at least an antique gets more valuable with age

Ps - David dickenson called, he wants his fashion back

he said thanks for the tips on fake tanning

Give Gareth gates a call... think he's still rocking that spikey hair style! #killing it. Dancing with the retards for you my boy! Onwards and up!

at least I didn't take fashion tips from dora the explorer

Dora the Explorer is banging shrek in real life, as doras my friend she often talks about financial and their donkey, I'm sure your name rings a bell?!

you were in an orgy with 2 ogres, a five year old, and a donkey? that's some messed up dungeons and dragons right there

Erm.... Erm... bit to far pal, 5 year old? No reference or inuendo was built toward stating a 5 year old? You know wearing glasses doesn't actually make you Harry potter right? Your not in hogwarts now!

apologies, I was continuing from the dora and shrek comment

if I'm not a wizard, you're not a jedi

are you for real lol?!?! Dora the Explorer being brown? Jedi?!?! I'm olive skinned!!!! Think you need to go find Ron weasley pal. He's a ginge but may give you a sympathy shag.

it's more than you get

I'm the Peter Andre of Preston. Not as camp but very lovable. I'm not short of offers! Obviously haven't met on here... is that really a bad thing lol...

tl;dr

(2 insults in 4 letters )"

nope, you got me. I haven't a clue

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Witless

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Witless

"

* Wotless bumbaclut

*sucks teeth*

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By *onnie55Man  over a year ago

Port Talbot

If I post often enough people will think I'm droll, witty and intelligent.. When in fact I'm just an anonymous perve.. Lol!

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Twit

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By *LCCCouple  over a year ago

Cambridge


"Twit"

More like diamonique!

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I prefer 'DelmonteJoe'

Unimaginative

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By *onnie55Man  over a year ago

Port Talbot

You said it..

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You said it.."

Would do better to look pretty, keep his mouth shut and stand in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fucking weird profile pic!

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By *onnie55Man  over a year ago

Port Talbot


"You said it..

Would do better to look pretty, keep his mouth shut and stand in the corner"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That white arse needs fake baking love!

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By *onnie55Man  over a year ago

Port Talbot

Hahaha! So it does..x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hahaha! So it does..x"

You live in Port Talbot? Good god man!

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By *onnie55Man  over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Hahaha! So it does..x

You live in Port Talbot? Good god man!"

Well almost.. In Baglan!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hahaha! So it does..x

You live in Port Talbot? Good god man!

Well almost.. In Baglan!"

Could be worse...I suppose.

I like your part of the world actually. My nain was from Tenby.

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By *onnie55Man  over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Hahaha! So it does..x

You live in Port Talbot? Good god man!

Well almost.. In Baglan!

Could be worse...I suppose.

I like your part of the world actually. My nain was from Tenby."

Good for you! My grandparents (on my father's side) were from Llanybydder..x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My dog wouldn't sniff your arse "

your dog is better looking than you

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By *onnie55Man  over a year ago

Port Talbot

Ah well, back to the drawing board..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ah well, back to the drawing board.."

Speedos! Seriously are you French??

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you went to an abs convention, you wouldn't be able to find the door.

You're mother still knits you a "perfectly" fitting jumper every Xmas and you only eat leftover brussels sprouts

and

The Brussels sprout is a member of the Gemmifera Group of cabbages (Brassica oleracea), grown for its edible buds.

The leafy green vegetables are typically 2.5–4 cm (0.98–1.6 in) in diameter and look like miniature cabbages. The Brussels sprout has long been popular in Brussels, Belgium, and may have originated and gained its name there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you went to an abs convention, you wouldn't be able to find the door.

You're mother still knits you a "perfectly" fitting jumper every Xmas and you only eat leftover brussels sprouts

and

The Brussels sprout is a member of the Gemmifera Group of cabbages (Brassica oleracea), grown for its edible buds.

The leafy green vegetables are typically 2.5–4 cm (0.98–1.6 in) in diameter and look like miniature cabbages. The Brussels sprout has long been popular in Brussels, Belgium, and may have originated and gained its name there

"

Well played sir

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By *uyfromchi OP   Man  over a year ago

CHICHESTER

Smelly bum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You look like a blueberry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gym whore

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Kiss, fuck then avoid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gym whore"

KFC whore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gym whore

KFC whore"

Kristian grey neverbeen ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gym whore

KFC whore

Kristian grey neverbeen ?"

Lollipop man wannabee?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gym whore

KFC whore

Kristian grey neverbeen ?

Lollipop man wannabee?"

Knobbly knees

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gym whore

KFC whore

Kristian grey neverbeen ?

Lollipop man wannabee?

Knobbly knees "

Belly's gonna get you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gym whore

KFC whore

Kristian grey neverbeen ?

Lollipop man wannabee?

Knobbly knees

Belly's gonna get you"

#wisheshelookedlikegethinjones

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By *eforfuncplCouple  over a year ago

Morecambe

Doesn't use Daz obviously xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Flaps like saddle bags.

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By *ingdong91Man  over a year ago

shropshire

Dirty bastards!

(Sorry)

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Jellyfish

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By *uyfromchi OP   Man  over a year ago

CHICHESTER

Ur backs ur best side

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So inane

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ninny!!

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Toad (toed)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/10/15 21:54:58]

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By *uyfromchi OP   Man  over a year ago

CHICHESTER

Dog breath

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a total fucking bellend ......mwah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sexy bitch

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By *ozzy87Man  over a year ago

Crawley


"What a total fucking bellend ......mwah "

Sheep shagger!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a total fucking bellend ......mwah

Sheep shagger!!"

Hairy biker fanboy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This avatar inspired the invention of the space hopper. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

looks to good to be true and yes that is an insult

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Needs bottling

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By *uyfromchi OP   Man  over a year ago

CHICHESTER

Smells like poo

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

has a hairy arse and buys his suits from tramps are us !. xx

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By *lectrumMan  over a year ago

south shields

His wife's a whore

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By *andomfodCouple  over a year ago

walsall


"His wife's a whore"

Those pants tight enough?!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

has tits like pancakes!

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

Needs a new sofa

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Needs a new sofa"

It's too bad your hot body doesn't make up for that nose.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

look at those boxers,needs to be arrested by the fashion police!!!

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By *eforfuncplCouple  over a year ago

Morecambe

Needs to shave your ass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most have been buy one get one free when God gives you that arse

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

seen better legs on a table !

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Fudface

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Headless x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You need a new coach it's 2016 niw

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

tits like case balls!

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You need a new coach it's 2016 niw"

If I throw a stick, will you chase it?

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"tits like case balls!"

Your timeless beauty would be enhanced by a burka

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your empty lol x

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Your empty lol x"

Last time you went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag you back in the water

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Busty most be the new fat

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands


"tits like case balls!

Your timeless beauty would be enhanced by a burka "

face only a mother could love. xxx

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"tits like case balls!

Your timeless beauty would be enhanced by a burka

face only a mother could love. xxx"

It's ok to be ugly but aren't you overdoing it?

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Spunkymcfucknuckle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

U suit green SNOT

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands


"tits like case balls!

Your timeless beauty would be enhanced by a burka

face only a mother could love. xxx

It's ok to be ugly but aren't you overdoing it?"

when god gave out looks, you thought he said books and asked for a horror!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Busty most be the new fat"

Skinny must be the new Curvy xxx

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"tits like case balls!

Your timeless beauty would be enhanced by a burka

face only a mother could love. xxx

It's ok to be ugly but aren't you overdoing it?

when god gave out looks, you thought he said books and asked for a horror!!! "

Between you and me, I've had a lot to drink but you still don;t look any better

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands


"Busty most be the new fat

Skinny must be the new Curvy xxx"

forget the blindfold, a bag would suit you better!

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Busty most be the new fat

Skinny must be the new Curvy xxx

forget the blindfold, a bag would suit you better!"

Heroin chic is soooo last millennium

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

seen a bigger cock on a new born baby!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your empty lol x

Last time you went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag you back in the water"

But they couldn't get me in there cause your ego was already occupying it.....

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By *olarfoxMan  over a year ago

North Cambs


"Your empty lol x

Last time you went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag you back in the water

But they couldn't get me in there cause your ego was already occupying it..... "

Your breasts are so gigantic you are liable to do yourself an injury if you don't stop bouncing up and down on that trampoline!!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

chest like my old rug !

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"chest like my old rug !"

Did you ever have boobs?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

SlutandHubby - Hubby is actually an even bigger slut and would even swap bacon for sex if he could

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Titz you are ugly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"chest like my old rug !"

that sofa is all I have to say on the matter

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Titz you are ugly"

You is soooo fat that when Dracula bit you he got diabetes

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

tina titz fell out the top of the whore tree, and banged every man on the way down! . xxx

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By *olarfoxMan  over a year ago

North Cambs


"Titz you are ugly

You is soooo fat that when Dracula bit you he got diabetes "

Joe you have a button sized cock and you are straight!!

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Titz you are ugly

You is soooo fat that when Dracula bit you he got diabetes

Joe you have a button sized cock and you are straight!! "

Such a prude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You must take some feeding

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands


"Titz you are ugly

You is soooo fat that when Dracula bit you he got diabetes

Joe you have a button sized cock and you are straight!!

Such a prude "

needs to get a coat that fits !

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By *olarfoxMan  over a year ago

North Cambs


"Titz you are ugly

You is soooo fat that when Dracula bit you he got diabetes

Joe you have a button sized cock and you are straight!!

Such a prude "

Baggy jodhpurs

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Titz you are ugly

You is soooo fat that when Dracula bit you he got diabetes

Joe you have a button sized cock and you are straight!!

Such a prude

Baggy jodhpurs "

Man tart!

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By *exy Man123Man  over a year ago

london

Too Funny!!

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By *olarfoxMan  over a year ago

North Cambs


"Titz you are ugly

You is soooo fat that when Dracula bit you he got diabetes

Joe you have a button sized cock and you are straight!!

Such a prude

Baggy jodhpurs

Man tart! "

You are meant to be insulting me

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

needs a new tooth brush!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Self centred her lol xxxx

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Titz you are ugly

You is soooo fat that when Dracula bit you he got diabetes

Joe you have a button sized cock and you are straight!!

Such a prude

Baggy jodhpurs

Man tart!

You are meant to be insulting me "

To qualify for a Napoleon complex, you'd have to grow at least 6 inches.

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By *ecketwaitMan  over a year ago

London/ west midlands

You're so smart you sit on your tele and watch your couch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Photo shop can't help you

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You're so smart you sit on your tele and watch your couch"

Two words for you:

Personal grooming

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Titz you are ugly

You is soooo fat that when Dracula bit you he got diabetes

Joe you have a button sized cock and you are straight!!

Such a prude

Baggy jodhpurs

Man tart!

You are meant to be insulting me

To qualify for a Napoleon complex, you'd have to grow at least 6 inches."

So naive!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands


"You're so smart you sit on your tele and watch your couch"

needs to buy a new washing machine !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

wanna bee!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I cant keep up insulting person above and someone gets in before me lol humph x

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By *ecketwaitMan  over a year ago

London/ west midlands

Here's some deodorant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Insult me

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands


"Here's some deodorant "

you only have to learn how to use it now !

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I cant keep up insulting person above and someone gets in before me lol humph x"

Try to keep up dear.......

(If you quote them it doesn't matter)

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

How could I insult you, Frisky?

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

You look like a million bucks...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Insult me "

Cheater lol

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

...all green a wrinkled

Here endeth the thread.

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