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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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"............are hilarious!!
Their reaction when their mirrors are filled with a Skoda badge!
Just move over and let us get on our way.
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I don't think a Skoda has got close enough to be seen in my mirrors   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was driving an A4, for a few weeks, only cause the boss was on holiday and he wanted me to mind it, horrible to drive, everything was push button including the hand brake, pissed everyone off by driving slower than the speed limit......all the time |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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"Are they not part of the same family? "
They are as are Seat. A mechanic friend of mine who specialises in German cars reckons that Skoda are built better than Audi- the Czechs set out to do better than the Germans to prove a point owing to some ongoing rivalry (they were occupied during WW2).
Don't read deeply into this- just his theory. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only AUDI drivers I let by and doff my hat off too are the S6 station wagon guys.
Got a lot of respect for those beasts   "
Why? do they explode if you use the breaks? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"............are hilarious!!
Their reaction when their mirrors are filled with a Skoda badge!
Just move over and let us get on our way.
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*Why does a skoda have a heated rear window?
To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it.
*Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
To remove the flies that crash into them.
*Took my new Skoda back to the garage, and told the mechanic that I couldn't get past 71 up the steep hill opposite.
"Not bad for a Skoda," he replied.
"But I live at 95." I told him |
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I've driven nearly 30 continuous miles this week stuck behind 3 Audi drivers who were not overtaking but using that lane. Seemingly populated with fairly stupid and dangerous people.
Would you stop road rage against them, if you subsequently saw it happen to them? I think they would have depleted my available time so much that there may not be time to stop and help the low lifes. |
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have owned an A4, now a Honda, before then Datsun, a Ford and couple of Vauxhalls..
oh and a couple of motor bikes..
we also have a camper and the OH has a toyota..
my driving has never changed regardless of what i have driven over the years..
even when i was instructing class 1 i was still just another person on the road, occasionally making mistakes but not having accidents..
i don't see how anyone can say all X,Y or Z drivers are this that or the other..
its as daft as saying all women are shit at driving and all men are excellent and vice versa.. |
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"I've driven nearly 30 continuous miles this week stuck behind 3 Audi drivers who were not overtaking but using that lane. Seemingly populated with fairly stupid and dangerous people.
Would you stop road rage against them, if you subsequently saw it happen to them? I think they would have depleted my available time so much that there may not be time to stop and help the low lifes."
were they 3 different typs of car but all red cars would it now be the case that all red car drivers are low lifes..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've driven nearly 30 continuous miles this week stuck behind 3 Audi drivers who were not overtaking but using that lane. Seemingly populated with fairly stupid and dangerous people.
Would you stop road rage against them, if you subsequently saw it happen to them? I think they would have depleted my available time so much that there may not be time to stop and help the low lifes.
were they 3 different typs of car but all red cars would it now be the case that all red car drivers are low lifes..?"
Well if big bang theory is to be belive red cars get pulled over more often :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once drove a 485BHP S4. With the twin turbo V6. It's so refined even at speed! Think I would soon loose my licence if I had a daily drive like that! Lol
Claire
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By *wiftiee OP Man
over a year ago
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"............are hilarious!!
Their reaction when their mirrors are filled with a Skoda badge!
Just move over and let us get on our way.
*Why does a skoda have a heated rear window?
To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it.
*Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
To remove the flies that crash into them.
*Took my new Skoda back to the garage, and told the mechanic that I couldn't get past 71 up the steep hill opposite.
"Not bad for a Skoda," he replied.
"But I live at 95." I told him"
Oh dear, you're only a couple of decades behind the times! |
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By *wiftiee OP Man
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
"Middle aged man.....
Talking about tailgating in a skoda
My guess is an Octavia VRS
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My mother taught me that it could be dangerous to make assumptions, looks as if you could do with learning that lesson too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Middle aged man.....
Talking about tailgating in a skoda
My guess is an Octavia VRS
My mother taught me that it could be dangerous to make assumptions, looks as if you could do with learning that lesson too! "
Your driving instructor probably taught you about tailgating and stopping distances too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only AUDI drivers I let by and doff my hat off too are the S6 station wagon guys.
Got a lot of respect for those beasts "
The ONLY German car I'd consider buying. The S6 is a beast... |
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By *wiftiee OP Man
over a year ago
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"Middle aged man.....
Talking about tailgating in a skoda
My guess is an Octavia VRS
My mother taught me that it could be dangerous to make assumptions, looks as if you could do with learning that lesson too!
Your driving instructor probably taught you about tailgating and stopping distances too "
Yes he did, and your point is? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only AUDI drivers I let by and doff my hat off too are the S6 station wagon guys.
Got a lot of respect for those beasts
The ONLY German car I'd consider buying. The S6 is a beast... "
Wait are we talking about differ cars here?
A quick Google has it at nearly 7 seconds for 0-60 and top speed 144?
Is that what's classed a beast these days? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only AUDI drivers I let by and doff my hat off too are the S6 station wagon guys.
Got a lot of respect for those beasts
The ONLY German car I'd consider buying. The S6 is a beast...
Wait are we talking about differ cars here?
A quick Google has it at nearly 7 seconds for 0-60 and top speed 144?
Is that what's classed a beast these days?"
Not sure about the wagon but the S6 is 5 seconds 0-60.
Getting a 5 second car isn't difficult at all and you could pick one up for less than £3000 for a decent one.
The difference with a S6 is you're doing the same speed but like sat on a comfortable sofa with all the gadgets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear, you're only a couple of decades behind the times! "
Ah okay, since you're BEGGING me for it, here's another one especially for you,
"David Cameron is getting a new Prime Ministerial car that includes 'advanced night-vision capabilities'.
I've got that on my Skoda Fabia, Dave.
They're called 'headlights'."
Drumm roll, please!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only AUDI drivers I let by and doff my hat off too are the S6 station wagon guys.
Got a lot of respect for those beasts
The ONLY German car I'd consider buying. The S6 is a beast...
Wait are we talking about differ cars here?
A quick Google has it at nearly 7 seconds for 0-60 and top speed 144?
Is that what's classed a beast these days?"
No no no....
The 2015 spec S6 does 0-62 in just 4.6secs and has a reasonable 155mph top end (restricted).
It has a 4.0litre V8 twin turbo engine, coupled to a seven speed box and 4WD. Whats not to like about it?
It also has one of the sexiest, if not THE sexiest rear ends in the business with its flared rear quater panel wheel arches.
Looks stunning
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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago
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"............are hilarious!!
Their reaction when their mirrors are filled with a Skoda badge!
Just move over and let us get on our way.
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We have an old 1986 Audi that revels in the odd Skoda for a snack every now and then.
Pop up to Yorkshire and they can meet up, its always hungry |
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"Are they not part of the same family?
They are as are Seat. A mechanic friend of mine who specialises in German cars reckons that Skoda are built better than Audi- the Czechs set out to do better than the Germans to prove a point owing to some ongoing rivalry (they were occupied during WW2).
Don't read deeply into this- just his theory. "
There is many a true word, spoken in jest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only AUDI drivers I let by and doff my hat off too are the S6 station wagon guys.
Got a lot of respect for those beasts
The ONLY German car I'd consider buying. The S6 is a beast...
Wait are we talking about differ cars here?
A quick Google has it at nearly 7 seconds for 0-60 and top speed 144?
Is that what's classed a beast these days?
No no no....
The 2015 spec S6 does 0-62 in just 4.6secs and has a reasonable 155mph top end (restricted).
It has a 4.0litre V8 twin turbo engine, coupled to a seven speed box and 4WD. Whats not to like about it?
It also has one of the sexiest, if not THE sexiest rear ends in the business with its flared rear quater panel wheel arches.
Looks stunning
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Google says 6.7?
And everything German is 155 lol same as the japs have their gentlemen agreement of 186.
Still though it's always funny car drivers talking about the POWEERRRR when they could be had off by a 17 year old on his two stroke :p |
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"The only AUDI drivers I let by and doff my hat off too are the S6 station wagon guys.
Got a lot of respect for those beasts
The ONLY German car I'd consider buying. The S6 is a beast...
Wait are we talking about differ cars here?
A quick Google has it at nearly 7 seconds for 0-60 and top speed 144?
Is that what's classed a beast these days?
No no no....
The 2015 spec S6 does 0-62 in just 4.6secs and has a reasonable 155mph top end (restricted).
It has a 4.0litre V8 twin turbo engine, coupled to a seven speed box and 4WD. Whats not to like about it?
It also has one of the sexiest, if not THE sexiest rear ends in the business with its flared rear quater panel wheel arches.
Looks stunning
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I have noticed when I was filtering past them, I thought to myself that looks a nice rear end on a 155 mph car that is sitting in traffic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only AUDI drivers I let by and doff my hat off too are the S6 station wagon guys.
Got a lot of respect for those beasts
The ONLY German car I'd consider buying. The S6 is a beast...
Wait are we talking about differ cars here?
A quick Google has it at nearly 7 seconds for 0-60 and top speed 144?
Is that what's classed a beast these days?
No no no....
The 2015 spec S6 does 0-62 in just 4.6secs and has a reasonable 155mph top end (restricted).
It has a 4.0litre V8 twin turbo engine, coupled to a seven speed box and 4WD. Whats not to like about it?
It also has one of the sexiest, if not THE sexiest rear ends in the business with its flared rear quater panel wheel arches.
Looks stunning
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Most German cars are limited to 155mph electronically.
De-restricted the S6 will nudge 200mph.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm merely stating performance on the S6 that can be found on any CAR, EVO or other reputable auto magazine test article.
As for its looks, I think they are aesthetically pleasing and stand out from the boring estate.
What's a 2 stroke scooter got anything to do with it? Il run the bastard over if he starts playing games lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only AUDI drivers I let by and doff my hat off too are the S6 station wagon guys.
Got a lot of respect for those beasts
The ONLY German car I'd consider buying. The S6 is a beast...
Wait are we talking about differ cars here?
A quick Google has it at nearly 7 seconds for 0-60 and top speed 144?
Is that what's classed a beast these days?
No no no....
The 2015 spec S6 does 0-62 in just 4.6secs and has a reasonable 155mph top end (restricted).
It has a 4.0litre V8 twin turbo engine, coupled to a seven speed box and 4WD. Whats not to like about it?
It also has one of the sexiest, if not THE sexiest rear ends in the business with its flared rear quater panel wheel arches.
Looks stunning
Most German cars are limited to 155mph electronically.
De-restricted the S6 will nudge 200mph.
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Hahaha ha no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"............are hilarious!!
Their reaction when their mirrors are filled with a Skoda badge!
Just move over and let us get on our way.
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Not sure your Skoda could keep up with my S3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not all Audi and BMW owners are road twats.
But most road twats are Audi and BMW owners!
There are of course a sizable number of excellent courteous Audi & BMW drivers. But that car expecting to arrogantly bypass the queue on the slip road and cut in sharply right at the front ahead of the rest of the plebs who have queueing properly? Invariably an Audi or BMW! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Odd thread to bump in order to dangle your car keys smugly in front of us..."
I read the thread top down not bottom up
And I was nearly responding to someone misplaced notion there soda was quick
I'd hardly say my s3 is that impressive - some people have bentleys and 911's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also works vans piss me off there is a section of dual carriage near me, mr van driver gets into the right lane and sits there for 4 miles because he is turning right onto the m1 but hey ho they cant drive fast so why dshould they let you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only AUDI drivers I let by and doff my hat off too are the S6 station wagon guys.
Got a lot of respect for those beasts
The ONLY German car I'd consider buying. The S6 is a beast...
Wait are we talking about differ cars here?
A quick Google has it at nearly 7 seconds for 0-60 and top speed 144?
Is that what's classed a beast these days?
No no no....
The 2015 spec S6 does 0-62 in just 4.6secs and has a reasonable 155mph top end (restricted).
It has a 4.0litre V8 twin turbo engine, coupled to a seven speed box and 4WD. Whats not to like about it?
It also has one of the sexiest, if not THE sexiest rear ends in the business with its flared rear quater panel wheel arches.
Looks stunning
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Is this not the rs6 avant your talking about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are they not part of the same family?
They are as are Seat. A mechanic friend of mine who specialises in German cars reckons that Skoda are built better than Audi- the Czechs set out to do better than the Germans to prove a point owing to some ongoing rivalry (they were occupied during WW2).
Don't read deeply into this- just his theory. "
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Well the Czech Slovaks occupied Bohemia and movaria after the first world war but you don't hear the Germans banging on about it |
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"As an Audi driver I believe everyone should move out my way if they aren't going at the speed limit. If you don't move I will sit up your bum until you take the hint "
My kind of woman!
Simple fact is the perception of someone driving like a twat is subjective - is someone sitting on the ass of someone the twat or is it the driver who in the way when perfect opportunity to pull in, especially when it is a performance car - because they'll have cleared you before you catch what is the most frustrating driver - the middle lane one! Which ranges from various family lumps of junk to the (B)loody (M)iddle land (W)anker - how they don't get embarrassed that by sitting in the middle Lane they turn a 3 land motorway into one as everyone crawls past them in outside lane because the skoda driver decided to pull out and over take them at 1mph until they come to a hill -and role back again...
Don't get me started on lorries though - why do people ever let them pull out into middle lane!!! If you were on a main road, would you suddenly stop to let people out of junction? Surely whoever going faster the slower should wait it then keeps the traffic flowing, and eventually be a gap for slow Jo to get out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only AUDI drivers I let by and doff my hat off too are the S6 station wagon guys.
Got a lot of respect for those beasts
The ONLY German car I'd consider buying. The S6 is a beast...
Wait are we talking about differ cars here?
A quick Google has it at nearly 7 seconds for 0-60 and top speed 144?
Is that what's classed a beast these days?
No no no....
The 2015 spec S6 does 0-62 in just 4.6secs and has a reasonable 155mph top end (restricted).
It has a 4.0litre V8 twin turbo engine, coupled to a seven speed box and 4WD. Whats not to like about it?
It also has one of the sexiest, if not THE sexiest rear ends in the business with its flared rear quater panel wheel arches.
Looks stunning
Google says 6.7?
And everything German is 155 lol same as the japs have their gentlemen agreement of 186.
Still though it's always funny car drivers talking about the POWEERRRR when they could be had off by a 17 year old on his two stroke :p"
So true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is just like a who's got the biggest cock thread.... "
Ain't it just?
Vroom vroom! my car is faster than yours, but my wheelie bike is even fasterer than your car so there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes.....why is there trouble with emissions all,of a sudden
I've always wanted an Audi but I've now been put off with all this talk of problems with them and vw.s"
The whole "quality German engineering" thing seems to be total bollocks. Loads of my friends/family have owned German cars, loads of problems too...big problems.
Brothers 1.9 A3 always has something wrong - it's even had a new gearbox.
Dad had a Porsche 911 - gearbox was also fucked by 100K miles apparently a known problem with them.
A friend had a seat bocanegra - turbo went very early on.
Another friend had an Audi RS3 - Quattro system totally failed.
Lots of expensive problems  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just putting it out there that Volvo drivers are the worst, there that lazy the lights come on constantly "
Thats coz volvo know us T5 drivers are too busy wrestling with torque steer to be messing around with switches!
That reminds me, I need new front tyres. Again. |
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"Are they not part of the same family?
They are as are Seat. A mechanic friend of mine who specialises in German cars reckons that Skoda are built better than Audi- the Czechs set out to do better than the Germans to prove a point owing to some ongoing rivalry (they were occupied during WW2).
Don't read deeply into this- just his theory. .
Well the Czech Slovaks occupied Bohemia and movaria after the first world war but you don't hear the Germans banging on about it "
Czechs having been there since the Holy Roman Empire Maybe you have confused Germans with Austrians.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only Audi I would have is the RS8 W12 version. That's a beast.. Only thing that made me realise what it was, was the size of the brakes n callipers, then I noticed the Small W12 badge.."
There isn't an RS8 only and S8 or the W12 you mentioned |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drive quicker than i should if some one comes up behind me i will pull over as long as it doesnt affect my speed if they come flying up my arse they can wait for ages to pass
My motto is i can be a bigger twat than you |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"I drive quicker than i should if some one comes up behind me i will pull over as long as it doesnt affect my speed if they come flying up my arse they can wait for ages to pass
My motto is i can be a bigger twat than you"
my motto is let them pass and go and have their accident somewhere else preferably not involving me if they are in front of me i can see what they are upto and take nescaserry action |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Middle aged man.....
Talking about tailgating in a skoda
My guess is an Octavia VRS
My mother taught me that it could be dangerous to make assumptions, looks as if you could do with learning that lesson too! "
I should say so. Nearly 60 is hardly middle aged!
Bx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drove my brothers Audi home tonight.
Tuned up from 105bhp to 200, riding on S8 alloys and running slammed on maxed out coilovers....it was awful, goes round a corner well though |
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"............are hilarious!!
Their reaction when their mirrors are filled with a Skoda badge!
Just move over and let us get on our way.
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nothing wrong with audi drivers lol jealousy gets you nowhere x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"............are hilarious!!
Their reaction when their mirrors are filled with a Skoda badge!
Just move over and let us get on our way.
nothing wrong with audi drivers lol jealousy gets you nowhere x "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing to be jealous of ive owned audis in the past. decent cars but with those and bmw you get judged by the badge, sadly in this case it is true majority of audi drivers are bell ends |
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"I'm merely stating performance on the S6 that can be found on any CAR, EVO or other reputable auto magazine test article.
As for its looks, I think they are aesthetically pleasing and stand out from the boring estate.
What's a 2 stroke scooter got anything to do with it? Il run the bastard over if he starts playing games lol"
You must be in many of the YouTube videos showing typical Audi drivers antics then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"............are hilarious!!
Their reaction when their mirrors are filled with a Skoda badge!
Just move over and let us get on our way.
nothing wrong with audi drivers lol jealousy gets you nowhere x "
Never had an Audi and wouldn't, family have had them and there's always something wrong with them.
Nice to look at....not very well built.
And their gearbox build quality isn't much better than Peugeot |
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"............are hilarious!!
Their reaction when their mirrors are filled with a Skoda badge!
Just move over and let us get on our way.
nothing wrong with audi drivers lol jealousy gets you nowhere x
Never had an Audi and wouldn't, family have had them and there's always something wrong with them.
Nice to look at....not very well built.
And their gearbox build quality isn't much better than Peugeot "
Owned 6 of them - miles varied between 65k and 135k when I've sold them - not a single one ever broke down or had any major replacements, standard service and last one not even a light bulb gone. All of them had in excess of 225 bhp and driven well. No leaking roofs, bits falling off them, like peugeots, renaults or vaxhaul.
And generally if someone is getting impatient with you - it's likely you either sitting in middle lane(an offence) or again have no ability to judge speed and gaps and not realise you could pull in - let them pass and still pull out again all safely and correctly as the Highway Code says without ever changing your speed - next time maybe question who the twat - the impatient driver,or the driver that's bringing the motorway to a standstill - I drive over 55k a year and 90% of congestion is caused by middle lane drivers, drivers in outside lane that don't pull in even though the next car to overtake is a mile off - and finally lorries and the idiots that let them pull out into middle lane and cause everyone to break hard as the dominoe effect occurs.
Statistics show slow drivers are actually one of the primary causes of accidents and congestion.
Oh and BMWs lost favour when it became apparent their security system was less effective than a bike chain on your push bike, any BMW made between 2000 and 2013 (and especially the 2011 to 2013) are one of the easiest cars to steel.
This flap about VW, it's only diesels and equally you'll find that Vaxhaul are next under the knife as they've shown their cars claims don't actually meet their Eco claims even under test conditions let alone in real driving! But that probably down to fact something broken on it already as it left showroom!  |
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