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I have just over heard the best conversation ever. Two lads talking about sex and how they have dried different things like the superman, donkey punch and the new one on me the werewolf.
Has anyone else heard of the werewolf. ????
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I had to read what a 'donkey punch' was.
I'd agree with the statements I read classing it as only spoken about by :-
12 year old males.
Virgin males.
Sexually inexperienced males.
Mysoginist Males.
Violent males.
Rapists.
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"I had to read what a 'donkey punch' was.
I'd agree with the statements I read classing it as only spoken about by :-
12 year old males.
Virgin males.
Sexually inexperienced males.
Mysoginist Males.
Violent males.
Rapists.
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I had to look up Werewolf....
Urban Dictionary says...
Similar to a Houdini with a few additional steps for effect. A man shaves his pubes in anticipation of sex. While the man is having sex in the "doggy style" position, he pulls out then spits on his partner's back. The partner believes he finished, turns around, and the man cums on his partner's face. The man then reaches for the pubes and throws it on his partners face.
She said she wanted to see the full moon. We had sex under the stars and I pulled out the Werewolf.
I never find fun in the number of ways that 'boys' find to debase women in the belief it makes them men.
I find it unnerving when so called 'men' bring it into everyday conversation. |
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Donkey punch is a slang term for the sexual practice of inflicting blunt force trauma to the back of the head or lower back of the receiving partner during anal or vaginal sex as an attempt by the penetrating partner to induce involuntary tightening of internal or external anal sphincter muscles or vaginal passage of the receiving partner.[1][2] According to Dr. Jeffrey Bahr of Medical College of Wisconsin there is no reflex in humans that would cause such tensing in response to a blow on the head, although striking a partner on the back of the neck or head could cause severe, even lethal injury.[3] |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I was reading them and read The Lawnmower, I laughed but I am a very silly immature bad man
You're a very naughty boy.
That's the wrong shade of pink and I can hear you giggling !"
sorry Granny  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I had to look up Werewolf....
Urban Dictionary says...
Similar to a Houdini with a few additional steps for effect. A man shaves his pubes in anticipation of sex. While the man is having sex in the "doggy style" position, he pulls out then spits on his partner's back. The partner believes he finished, turns around, and the man cums on his partner's face. The man then reaches for the pubes and throws it on his partners face.
She said she wanted to see the full moon. We had sex under the stars and I pulled out the Werewolf.
I never find fun in the number of ways that 'boys' find to debase women in the belief it makes them men.
I find it unnerving when so called 'men' bring it into everyday conversation. "
I can't imagine any man making so much effort to prepare for a sexual act. Some guys I meet can barely be bothered to take their socks off.
Most of these are inventions concocted by people who live in their parents basement and live off Cheez-Its. |
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"I had to look up Werewolf....
Urban Dictionary says...
Similar to a Houdini with a few additional steps for effect. A man shaves his pubes in anticipation of sex. While the man is having sex in the "doggy style" position, he pulls out then spits on his partner's back. The partner believes he finished, turns around, and the man cums on his partner's face. The man then reaches for the pubes and throws it on his partners face.
She said she wanted to see the full moon. We had sex under the stars and I pulled out the Werewolf.
I never find fun in the number of ways that 'boys' find to debase women in the belief it makes them men.
I find it unnerving when so called 'men' bring it into everyday conversation.
I can't imagine any man making so much effort to prepare for a sexual act. Some guys I meet can barely be bothered to take their socks off.
Most of these are inventions concocted by people who live in their parents basement and live off Cheez-Its."
Are you American today ?
Brits live in the cellar and live of Wotsits. |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
I did not know what a 'donkey punch' was until I read the OP's comment and Googled it
I do not want to even be in the same building as any guy who thinks that such form "the best conversation ever"  |
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"Donkey punch is a slang term for the sexual practice of inflicting blunt force trauma to the back of the head or lower back of the receiving partner during anal or vaginal sex as an attempt by the penetrating partner to induce involuntary tightening of internal or external anal sphincter muscles or vaginal passage of the receiving partner.[1][2] According to Dr. Jeffrey Bahr of Medical College of Wisconsin there is no reflex in humans that would cause such tensing in response to a blow on the head, although striking a partner on the back of the neck or head could cause severe, even lethal injury.[3]"
Why would anyone do this?! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I had to look up Werewolf....
Urban Dictionary says...
Similar to a Houdini with a few additional steps for effect. A man shaves his pubes in anticipation of sex. While the man is having sex in the "doggy style" position, he pulls out then spits on his partner's back. The partner believes he finished, turns around, and the man cums on his partner's face. The man then reaches for the pubes and throws it on his partners face.
She said she wanted to see the full moon. We had sex under the stars and I pulled out the Werewolf.
I never find fun in the number of ways that 'boys' find to debase women in the belief it makes them men.
I find it unnerving when so called 'men' bring it into everyday conversation.
I can't imagine any man making so much effort to prepare for a sexual act. Some guys I meet can barely be bothered to take their socks off.
Most of these are inventions concocted by people who live in their parents basement and live off Cheez-Its.
Are you American today ?
Brits live in the cellar and live of Wotsits."
Yeah, I took the pledge of allegiance this morning 
These phrases almost certainly originated in the States. |
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"Donkey punch is a slang term for the sexual practice of inflicting blunt force trauma to the back of the head or lower back of the receiving partner during anal or vaginal sex as an attempt by the penetrating partner to induce involuntary tightening of internal or external anal sphincter muscles or vaginal passage of the receiving partner.[1][2] According to Dr. Jeffrey Bahr of Medical College of Wisconsin there is no reflex in humans that would cause such tensing in response to a blow on the head, although striking a partner on the back of the neck or head could cause severe, even lethal injury.[3]
Why would anyone do this?!"
Sociopathy ? |
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over a year ago
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I thought the pubes in the face thing was called a monkey face? Never heard of a superman why has no one put an explanation for that up yet?
Off to Google the lawnmower |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"Not heard of any of the terms.
Nor I!"
Me either, and after reading some of the descriptions above I am glad I have led such a sheltered life - because if that's what rates as fun, sign me up to the boring club! |
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"I had to read what a 'donkey punch' was.
I'd agree with the statements I read classing it as only spoken about by :-
12 year old males.
Virgin males.
Sexually inexperienced males.
Mysoginist Males.
Violent males.
Rapists.
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Just googled the lot: couldn't agree with you more!  |
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The angry pirate is a classic.
The superman is
You pull out just before you cum ensuring that when you do it lands on the top of her back. Then you throw a sheet over her and give her a little rub as she stands up she will now be wearing a cape  |
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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago
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"The angry pirate is a classic.
The superman is
You pull out just before you cum ensuring that when you do it lands on the top of her back. Then you throw a sheet over her and give her a little rub as she stands up she will now be wearing a cape "
Well this is now another no from me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dare anyone to read the Lawnmower explanation and not laugh out loud
I did...and I didn't!  "
Oh come on! You didn't have visions of someone doing it and making vroom vroom noises?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had to read what a 'donkey punch' was.
I'd agree with the statements I read classing it as only spoken about by :-
12 year old males.
Virgin males.
Sexually inexperienced males.
Mysoginist Males.
Violent males.
Rapists.
Just googled the lot: couldn't agree with you more! "
please dont just blame this on males lol!
I've seen some willing sub behaviour from women...
*in some cases I've learned theres been sexual abuse in the past, and then we have some of these dom wanks who think they are gods, when all theyve done is found an unfortunate soul.
but then, I'm supposed to respect the sub dom culture...even when its about extreme pain,extreme degradation etc etc
I like normal sex, having a giggle here and there and maybe in a group.thats it... |
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I once overheard two guys in a club. One told the other his girlfriend had asked him if he ever 'moosed' her. He then did an impression of a reindeer's antlers on his head and explained she thought he might have done this while taking her doggy style.
One for Christmas parties perhaps?
Made me laugh at the time. |
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"I had to look up Werewolf....
Urban Dictionary says...
Similar to a Houdini with a few additional steps for effect. A man shaves his pubes in anticipation of sex. While the man is having sex in the "doggy style" position, he pulls out then spits on his partner's back. The partner believes he finished, turns around, and the man cums on his partner's face. The man then reaches for the pubes and throws it on his partners face.
She said she wanted to see the full moon. We had sex under the stars and I pulled out the Werewolf.
I never find fun in the number of ways that 'boys' find to debase women in the belief it makes them men.
I find it unnerving when so called 'men' bring it into everyday conversation. "
sounds like the fantasies of teenage boys, not men.. |
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"I dare anyone to read the Lawnmower explanation and not laugh out loud
I did...and I didn't!
Oh come on! You didn't have visions of someone doing it and making vroom vroom noises?? "
Not until you mentioned it! |
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Why do I look these things up? lol
