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"Don't forget the rats........ their poor pink tosies n nosies .. poor things xxxx Leave loads of stuff out for all vermin this Christmas xxxxx" Gran , lol i hate rats i like the little Robin Redbrest and others no the Rats .. ooooo no x | |||
Avoid bread!  - if you must put it out either let it go stale or toast it and scrunch it up into crumbs.
Some good kitchen scraps to put out: grated cheese, suet and fat, apples (cut in half) and raisins. | |||
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"Do you have fat balls . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . snigger....... i said fat balls" No, but I do have plenty of seed which I like to scatter liberally...  | |||
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"I have 3 big cats thank god have stables here out-side and thay sort my Rats out I cant stand rats .... So we saying is ok for Fat balls or not i was getting some . Just find if i hand things in bird feeders little ones can eat .... " Never thought I'd say this on a swingers site but - fat balls are good.  | |||
"I have 3 big cats thank god have stables here out-side and thay sort my Rats out I cant stand rats .... So we saying is ok for Fat balls or not i was getting some . Just find if i hand things in bird feeders little ones can eat .... Never thought I'd say this on a swingers site but - fat balls are good. "what about the flies.. they struggle this time of year.. | |||
"I have 3 big cats thank god have stables here out-side and thay sort my Rats out I cant stand rats .... So we saying is ok for Fat balls or not i was getting some . Just find if i hand things in bird feeders little ones can eat .... Never thought I'd say this on a swingers site but - fat balls are good.
what about the flies.. they struggle this time of year.."Shit in the garden I guess!  | |||
" what about the flies.. they struggle this time of year.." Thay can all die. lol I hate flies too .... Rats and flies you lot x i am not feeding rats or flies ... its them lovely little birds i like big ones are a bit nasty .. thay eat everything. | |||
"With all the ice and snow around thay need our help too xxxx should see out side my window here i have 100s all sorts of brids even Sea Gulies xx jo" Sod that! I just seen one flying around in Next Home Dept. I told the sales girl and she replied quite nonchalantly, "Oh that's nothing, man, like, we had a Robin in here the other day!" I asked her if they intended to prosecute but my joke was lost on the dopey CSE qualified made up to the tangoed orange bint. | |||
"With all the ice and snow around thay need our help too xxxx should see out side my window here i have 100s all sorts of brids even Sea Gulies xx jo Sod that! I just seen one flying around in Next Home Dept. I told the sales girl and she replied quite nonchalantly, "Oh that's nothing, man, like, we had a Robin in here the other day!" I asked her if they intended to prosecute but my joke was lost on the dopey CSE qualified made up to the tangoed orange bint. "poor girl have all the shoppers going mad this time of the year now birds too , lol should have felt sorry for her x | |||
" what about the flies.. they struggle this time of year.. Thay can all die. lol I hate flies too .... Rats and flies you lot x i am not feeding rats or flies ... its them lovely little birds i like big ones are a bit nasty .. thay eat everything." Bird Poles with several hooks are good, they are hard for vermin to climb (including squirrels, which are just rats with a good PR job) and can take 3 or 4 feeders. Some can even have little seed trays for robins and thrushes to use.
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Flies - well without them we would be knee deep in animal and bird corpses all the time! | |||
" what about the flies.. they struggle this time of year.. Thay can all die. lol I hate flies too .... Rats and flies you lot x i am not feeding rats or flies ... its them lovely little birds i like big ones are a bit nasty .. thay eat everything." what made me think of flies was there was one in the cab of my van on friday but no sign of him today.. fear the worst for poor old fredie.. | |||
" what about the flies.. they struggle this time of year.. Thay can all die. lol I hate flies too .... Rats and flies you lot x i am not feeding rats or flies ... its them lovely little birds i like big ones are a bit nasty .. thay eat everything. what made me think of flies was there was one in the cab of my van on friday but no sign of him today.. fear the worst for poor old fredie.." ...and he had a wife and 30,000 kids to support. | |||
" Bird Poles with several hooks are good, they are hard for vermin to climb (including squirrels, which are just rats with a good PR job) and can take 3 or 4 feeders. Some can even have little seed trays for robins and thrushes to use.
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"so where do i get them poles garden canter ??? yes could do with 4 handing only have two little ones ...so far. | |||
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" Bird Poles with several hooks are good, they are hard for vermin to climb (including squirrels, which are just rats with a good PR job) and can take 3 or 4 feeders. Some can even have little seed trays for robins and thrushes to use.
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"How do you stop the flying vermin then?  | |||
" Bird Poles with several hooks are good, they are hard for vermin to climb (including squirrels, which are just rats with a good PR job) and can take 3 or 4 feeders. Some can even have little seed trays for robins and thrushes to use.
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How do you stop the flying vermin then? "Force fields or a 12 bore...  | |||
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"I have 3 big cats thank god have stables here out-side and thay sort my Rats out I cant stand rats .... So we saying is ok for Fat balls or not i was getting some . Just find if i hand things in bird feeders little ones can eat .... Never thought I'd say this on a swingers site but - fat balls are good. "The birds don't eat our fat balls, but the little squirrel did | |||
"well tomorrow i am getting some fat-balls can i get them ready made ? or you lot making them ? never seen them most of bird seed is my horse food and bits i have from cooking x " You can buy them....in fact if you were closer you could have had mine, the birds don't eat them here ! | |||
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"I bought one of those big coconut shells filled with fat and seeds. Hung it onto the tree, pushed well down on a thick branch. Next day it was gone. Vamoosh. The day after that I found it placed on top of a foot high plant pot at the other end of the garden.... Then the following day it had disappeared altogether... Do you think I have fairies?? " Who's Vamoosh ? | |||
"This 'burd' would like a bacon roll please "The more I read you, the more I like you! | |||
"I bought one of those big coconut shells filled with fat and seeds. Hung it onto the tree, pushed well down on a thick branch. Next day it was gone. Vamoosh. The day after that I found it placed on top of a foot high plant pot at the other end of the garden.... Then the following day it had disappeared altogether... Do you think I have fairies?? Who's Vamoosh ?" The 8th Dwarf | |||
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"I bought one of those big coconut shells filled with fat and seeds. Hung it onto the tree, pushed well down on a thick branch. Next day it was gone. Vamoosh. The day after that I found it placed on top of a foot high plant pot at the other end of the garden.... Then the following day it had disappeared altogether... Do you think I have fairies?? Who's Vamoosh ? The 8th Dwarf" Wrong again. He's the 3rd Wise Man. | |||
"I bought one of those big coconut shells filled with fat and seeds. Hung it onto the tree, pushed well down on a thick branch. Next day it was gone. Vamoosh. The day after that I found it placed on top of a foot high plant pot at the other end of the garden.... Then the following day it had disappeared altogether... Do you think I have fairies?? Who's Vamoosh ? The 8th Dwarf Wrong again. He's the 3rd Wise Man. " we had this discussion the other day, you know who the 3 wise men are!!!! | |||
"Make sure you leave water out for the birds too, it's every bit as important as food at these temperatures, they aren't getting any. Stop it freezing by putting a candle underneath the dish (screen the sides to stop it blowing out)." you know i was not thinking about them drinking but your right thay need water .... will sort it x | |||
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"I bought one of those big coconut shells filled with fat and seeds. Hung it onto the tree, pushed well down on a thick branch. Next day it was gone. Vamoosh. The day after that I found it placed on top of a foot high plant pot at the other end of the garden.... Then the following day it had disappeared altogether... Do you think I have fairies?? Who's Vamoosh ? The 8th Dwarf Wrong again. He's the 3rd Wise Man. we had this discussion the other day, you know who the 3 wise men are!!!!" Funky , Invictus and Soapy? | |||
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"Tell my neighbour that birds like a drop of Champers....... " This bird do , lol x | |||
"I bought one of those big coconut shells filled with fat and seeds. Hung it onto the tree, pushed well down on a thick branch. Next day it was gone. Vamoosh. The day after that I found it placed on top of a foot high plant pot at the other end of the garden.... Then the following day it had disappeared altogether... Do you think I have fairies?? Who's Vamoosh ? The 8th Dwarf Wrong again. He's the 3rd Wise Man. we had this discussion the other day, you know who the 3 wise men are!!!! Funky , Invictus and Soapy? " It wasn't me, I didn't do it!
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Anyway as that little old lady outside St. Paul's often says...
'Come, buy my bags full of crumbs;
Come feed the little birds,
Show them you care
And you'll be glad if you do
Their young ones are hungry
Their nests are so bare
All it takes is tuppence from you
Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag
Feed the birds,'
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This shit is sick!
Respek! Poppins in da house! | |||
Hey it was just a thought,,,,, …..
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"How big is this candle ?" One of those tea light things should do the job Granny. | |||
And all the other birds in the garden | |||
"I bought one of those big coconut shells filled with fat and seeds. Hung it onto the tree, pushed well down on a thick branch. Next day it was gone. Vamoosh. The day after that I found it placed on top of a foot high plant pot at the other end of the garden.... Then the following day it had disappeared altogether... Do you think I have fairies?? Who's Vamoosh ? The 8th Dwarf Wrong again. He's the 3rd Wise Man. we had this discussion the other day, you know who the 3 wise men are!!!! Funky , Invictus and Soapy? " I said wise!!!! | |||
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"I'm sure everyone is offering all this great advice is doing so with the purest of heart and good intentions when it comes to showering true care and compassion on our feathered friends during this bitterly cold time of year,,,,,, However,,,, the devil in me is struck by the irony that soon it will be Christmas day where traditionally many people take a bird,, rip its head off,,, pluck it feathers out ,,,remove its gizzard,,, and stuff it arse, before roasting it in a red hot oven then slice it up with big knife before devouring its flesh..... Oh and just to round it all off,,, crack in half its so called wishbone while bestowing sentiments of goodwill to all……… phew…. ….. hmmmm….
Hey it was just a thought,,,,, …..
"Soxy , We don't all need to hear about your favourite sex acts all the time sweetie  | |||
"I'm sure everyone is offering all this great advice is doing so with the purest of heart and good intentions when it comes to showering true care and compassion on our feathered friends during this bitterly cold time of year,,,,,, However,,,, the devil in me is struck by the irony that soon it will be Christmas day where traditionally many people take a bird,, rip its head off,,, pluck it feathers out ,,,remove its gizzard,,, and stuff it arse, before roasting it in a red hot oven then slice it up with big knife before devouring its flesh..... Oh and just to round it all off,,, crack in half its so called wishbone while bestowing sentiments of goodwill to all……… phew…. ….. hmmmm….
Hey it was just a thought,,,,, …..
Soxy , We don't all need to hear about your favourite sex acts all the time sweetie "I’m thoroughly rebuked and shall take that onboard Granny,,,,,…its just I just got all caught up in that old “Christmas is a time for sharing” guff… As ya do!!! | |||
"I always look after my tits....
And all the other birds in the garden "your right them tits are lovely birds x | |||
Jo first x | |||
"i think feeding birds is important. form a queue ladies i got plenty of food for you
Jo first x"lol is it nuts x or fat balls mmmm lol | |||
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"I feed the birds all year round, they can get through a full bag of seed a day and the squirrels and tits get through a bag of nuts a day as well! Make sure you're putting water out as well. Z" Have a search for countryside/horsey/farming type places and buy bigger bags! I get 18 kilos of wild bird seed for around £10 and 18 kilos of peanuts for £20. Some of the larger braches of Range have bulk bags too! | |||
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"i think feeding birds is important. form a queue ladies i got plenty of food for you
Jo first x lol is it nuts x or fat balls mmmm lol"soon find out from the noise when im banging home Jo | |||
"Well i have to say that i spoil my little tits.... They get everything they want... In fact...they had a lot of attention this afternoon "you aint got little tits. You got lovely Jugs.yum yum | |||
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"...Winter is here and our native birds are finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop and buy a bag of nuts for our feathered friend. There is no finer sight on a winters morning than a pair of tits around your nut sack.. Just remember however its a bit early in the year to expect a swallow! "Ohhhhh that happened this afternoon....
Should have took a photo | |||
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"Who wants to see me tits ? "there lovely tits.. what u feed them on xx | |||
"Who wants to see me tits ? "Hang on, I'll get my binoculars!!! | |||
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