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over a year ago
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"I prefer to measure cocks by the cubit.... the tip of the middle finger to the elbow. Any smaller leave the queue now !"
Good job ya got small arms then xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer to measure cocks by the cubit.... the tip of the middle finger to the elbow. Any smaller leave the queue now !
Good job ya got small arms then xx
Omg, is she armed and dangerous?"
Yeah ...... got nipples like bullets! |
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“….. a specimen of Argentine blue-bill duck had a remarkable 42.5 cm (17 inches) long penis (the average length of this species is 20 cm (8 inches)!
The flaccid penis is coiled but fully erect is twice the size of the bird: it is like us having a 3.5 m (12 feet) penis...”
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Stay clear of ducks unless you want to feel inferior
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“….. a specimen of Argentine blue-bill duck had a remarkable 42.5 cm (17 inches) long penis (the average length of this species is 20 cm (8 inches)!
The flaccid penis is coiled but fully erect is twice the size of the bird: it is like us having a 3.5 m (12 feet) penis...”
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Stay clear of ducks unless you want to feel inferior
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Oh. My. God. How do they stand up when they get hard? I'm going to hang around the farm just before spring next year in the hope of finding a horny duck. I won't fuck it (PROMISE) but I want to see it to believe it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What did blokes measure their cocks with?? 
my mate who lived in the next street  "
Struth, I shoulda mentioned.... my mates was bigger than mine ....and he never fell-out with me..... sighhhhhhh.... |
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"“….. a specimen of Argentine blue-bill duck had a remarkable 42.5 cm (17 inches) long penis (the average length of this species is 20 cm (8 inches)!
The flaccid penis is coiled but fully erect is twice the size of the bird: it is like us having a 3.5 m (12 feet) penis...”
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Stay clear of ducks unless you want to feel inferior
Oh. My. God. How do they stand up when they get hard? I'm going to hang around the farm just before spring next year in the hope of finding a horny duck. I won't fuck it (PROMISE) but I want to see it to believe it. "
Lets hope they don't get a hard on while sleeping on the lake when it freezes over! |
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