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"For me humour. I like someone who makes me laugh with something cheeky. This is meant to be fun. I want to hang out with people who are themselves and don't try too hard to be some sort of studmuffin or Mr Grey wannabe. Don't send me rude, don't send me one liners, don't send a massive story that's meant to be erotic cause all I can think is that it needs better punctuation! Just send a message like you'd send to one of your mates, shooting the breeze. Read the profile of the person you're sending a message to because it's really obvious when you haven't. There... that's my tuppence worth! " hey sexy I have maltloaf and a smile that goes on forever and if that doesn't work I have dabloons bye johnny depp x | |||
"For me humour. I like someone who makes me laugh with something cheeky. This is meant to be fun. I want to hang out with people who are themselves and don't try too hard to be some sort of studmuffin or Mr Grey wannabe. Don't send me rude, don't send me one liners, don't send a massive story that's meant to be erotic cause all I can think is that it needs better punctuation! Just send a message like you'd send to one of your mates, shooting the breeze. Read the profile of the person you're sending a message to because it's really obvious when you haven't. There... that's my tuppence worth! " | |||
"Am sure you ladies get vast quantities of messages especially when you appear online . What makes you sort the wheat from the chaff ? " Dress up as one of the seven dwarves. They particularly like Gropey or Sleazy. It gives them an opportunity to play up to their house-making tendencies, and a 4-inch cock always looks bigger when you're only 3'6" That may just be me though Mr ddc | |||
"For me humour. I like someone who makes me laugh with something cheeky. This is meant to be fun. I want to hang out with people who are themselves and don't try too hard to be some sort of studmuffin or Mr Grey wannabe. Don't send me rude, don't send me one liners, don't send a massive story that's meant to be erotic cause all I can think is that it needs better punctuation! Just send a message like you'd send to one of your mates, shooting the breeze. Read the profile of the person you're sending a message to because it's really obvious when you haven't. There... that's my tuppence worth! " | |||
"For me humour. I like someone who makes me laugh with something cheeky. This is meant to be fun. I want to hang out with people who are themselves and don't try too hard to be some sort of studmuffin or Mr Grey wannabe. Don't send me rude, don't send me one liners, don't send a massive story that's meant to be erotic cause all I can think is that it needs better punctuation! Just send a message like you'd send to one of your mates, shooting the breeze. Read the profile of the person you're sending a message to because it's really obvious when you haven't. There... that's my tuppence worth! " Nice use of the word tuppence there I enjoyed that I'm no expert here but I think some guys try too hard. They try to become someone they're not in their messages because they think that will make them more appealing. I think the number one thing is just relax and be yourself. You're going to strike-out a lot whichever way you approach it so just be yourself and have fun. | |||
"For me humour. I like someone who makes me laugh with something cheeky. This is meant to be fun. I want to hang out with people who are themselves and don't try too hard to be some sort of studmuffin or Mr Grey wannabe. Don't send me rude, don't send me one liners, don't send a massive story that's meant to be erotic cause all I can think is that it needs better punctuation! Just send a message like you'd send to one of your mates, shooting the breeze. Read the profile of the person you're sending a message to because it's really obvious when you haven't. There... that's my tuppence worth! Nice use of the word tuppence there I enjoyed that I'm no expert here but I think some guys try too hard. They try to become someone they're not in their messages because they think that will make them more appealing. I think the number one thing is just relax and be yourself. You're going to strike-out a lot whichever way you approach it so just be yourself and have fun." Every above! | |||
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"For me humour. I like someone who makes me laugh with something cheeky. This is meant to be fun. I want to hang out with people who are themselves and don't try too hard to be some sort of studmuffin or Mr Grey wannabe. Don't send me rude, don't send me one liners, don't send a massive story that's meant to be erotic cause all I can think is that it needs better punctuation! Just send a message like you'd send to one of your mates, shooting the breeze. Read the profile of the person you're sending a message to because it's really obvious when you haven't. There... that's my tuppence worth! Nice use of the word tuppence there I enjoyed that I'm no expert here but I think some guys try too hard. They try to become someone they're not in their messages because they think that will make them more appealing. I think the number one thing is just relax and be yourself. You're going to strike-out a lot whichever way you approach it so just be yourself and have fun." yes but not so relaxed your asleep ,snoring is not good | |||
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"Don't follow the herd..... stand out for your individuality." This! Originality is good! | |||
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"A really big cock...... Yeah I'm that's shallow,,,, " that is terrible, there is more to a guy than a big cock... I am aghast | |||
"A really big cock...... Yeah I'm that's shallow,,,, that is terrible, there is more to a guy than a big cock... I am aghast" Yes you're right View,,,,, I should have said a really big cock with an available bi guy attached ...... Oh and he mustn't be to fussy .... | |||
"For me humour. I like someone who makes me laugh with something cheeky. This is meant to be fun. I want to hang out with people who are themselves and don't try too hard to be some sort of studmuffin or Mr Grey wannabe. Don't send me rude, don't send me one liners, don't send a massive story that's meant to be erotic cause all I can think is that it needs better punctuation! Just send a message like you'd send to one of your mates, shooting the breeze. Read the profile of the person you're sending a message to because it's really obvious when you haven't. There... that's my tuppence worth! " I always tend to get a better response when I'm able to 'bounce off' someone's status or a witty comment made in their profile. | |||
"A really big cock...... Yeah I'm that's shallow,,,, that is terrible, there is more to a guy than a big cock... I am aghast Yes you're right View,,,,, I should have said a really big cock with an available bi guy attached ...... Oh and he mustn't be to fussy .... " for goodness sake Soxy, priorities, priorities...... what about personality, intellect, good to charitable organisations, looks after his mum.... | |||
"A really big cock...... Yeah I'm that's shallow,,,, that is terrible, there is more to a guy than a big cock... I am aghast Yes you're right View,,,,, I should have said a really big cock with an available bi guy attached ...... Oh and he mustn't be to fussy .... for goodness sake Soxy, priorities, priorities...... what about personality, intellect, good to charitable organisations, looks after his mum.... " But View,,,,,,, some guys will say anything just to get a meet,,,,,,,, but a really big cock cant be faked ...... | |||
"A really big cock...... Yeah I'm that's shallow,,,, that is terrible, there is more to a guy than a big cock... I am aghast Yes you're right View,,,,, I should have said a really big cock with an available bi guy attached ...... Oh and he mustn't be to fussy .... for goodness sake Soxy, priorities, priorities...... what about personality, intellect, good to charitable organisations, looks after his mum.... But View,,,,,,, some guys will say anything just to get a meet,,,,,,,, but a really big cock can't be faked ...... " dam, dam trying to deflect that strumpet away from the big cock to have them all to myself hasn't worked.... okay will share them | |||
"For me humour. I like someone who makes me laugh with something cheeky. This is meant to be fun. I want to hang out with people who are themselves and don't try too hard to be some sort of studmuffin or Mr Grey wannabe. Don't send me rude, don't send me one liners, don't send a massive story that's meant to be erotic cause all I can think is that it needs better punctuation! Just send a message like you'd send to one of your mates, shooting the breeze. Read the profile of the person you're sending a message to because it's really obvious when you haven't. There... that's my tuppence worth! " Tuppence - that's an old child's name for a willie - fnarr fnarr | |||
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"A really big cock...... Yeah I'm that's shallow,,,, that is terrible, there is more to a guy than a big cock... I am aghast Yes you're right View,,,,, I should have said a really big cock with an available bi guy attached ...... Oh and he mustn't be to fussy .... for goodness sake Soxy, priorities, priorities...... what about personality, intellect, good to charitable organisations, looks after his mum.... But View,,,,,,, some guys will say anything just to get a meet,,,,,,,, but a really big cock can't be faked ...... dam, dam trying to deflect that strumpet away from the big cock to have them all to myself hasn't worked.... okay will share them " View I'm always happy to share.....in-fact being as I'd be sharing with you, I even be willing to take sloppy seconds... | |||
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"A really big cock...... Yeah I'm that's shallow,,,, that is terrible, there is more to a guy than a big cock... I am aghast" But do you have a big cock? | |||
"A scary avatar helps " I think you look cute | |||
"For me humour. I like someone who makes me laugh with something cheeky. This is meant to be fun. I want to hang out with people who are themselves and don't try too hard to be some sort of studmuffin or Mr Grey wannabe. Don't send me rude, don't send me one liners, don't send a massive story that's meant to be erotic cause all I can think is that it needs better punctuation! Just send a message like you'd send to one of your mates, shooting the breeze. Read the profile of the person you're sending a message to because it's really obvious when you haven't. There... that's my tuppence worth! Tuppence - that's an old child's name for a willie - fnarr fnarr" I always thought it was for a vagina? For what it's worth; this thread was answered very early on with the above 'humour' post. It's really easy to see if my profile has been read rather than just my pics looked at. I love humour and intelligence. I had an amazing time with someone who failed all my usual criteria simply because he had an eloquent voice. Turned out he has a PhD and a castle! | |||
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"By not sending a message like the one I've just received asking if I have a pubed or shaven cunt!" Well ? | |||
"Am sure you ladies get vast quantities of messages especially when you appear online . What makes you sort the wheat from the chaff ? " Personality. Which you can't substitute. | |||
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"I like humour, but get annoyed when they've clearly copy and pasted something from the net " I cut and pasted my reply recently I posted a visit to a well known sauna and my inboxes here and on fab guys went into meltdown. | |||
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"For me humour. I like someone who makes me laugh with something cheeky. This is meant to be fun. I want to hang out with people who are themselves and don't try too hard to be some sort of studmuffin or Mr Grey wannabe. Don't send me rude, don't send me one liners, don't send a massive story that's meant to be erotic cause all I can think is that it needs better punctuation! Just send a message like you'd send to one of your mates, shooting the breeze. Read the profile of the person you're sending a message to because it's really obvious when you haven't. There... that's my tuppence worth! " Agree. And for me, although "grammarians " (if thats a word!) are disparaged on here, no txt spk and spellcheck please. | |||
"For me humour. I like someone who makes me laugh with something cheeky. This is meant to be fun. I want to hang out with people who are themselves and don't try too hard to be some sort of studmuffin or Mr Grey wannabe. Don't send me rude, don't send me one liners, don't send a massive story that's meant to be erotic cause all I can think is that it needs better punctuation! Just send a message like you'd send to one of your mates, shooting the breeze. Read the profile of the person you're sending a message to because it's really obvious when you haven't. There... that's my tuppence worth! Agree. And for me, although "grammarians " (if thats a word!) are disparaged on here, no txt spk and spellcheck please. " Oops! "that's" | |||
"Am sure you ladies get vast quantities of messages especially when you appear online . What makes you sort the wheat from the chaff ? Personality. Which you can't substitute." Maybe not, but easily faked. Someone said I was nice once...what more proof do you need? | |||
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"Am sure you ladies get vast quantities of messages especially when you appear online . What makes you sort the wheat from the chaff ? " Googly eyes on my penis | |||
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"Am sure you ladies get vast quantities of messages especially when you appear online . What makes you sort the wheat from the chaff ? " Dunno about the ladies but I find a threshing mill is great for sorting the wheat from the chaff........ | |||
"They look for fellas covered in blue face paint with a tail. " But don't go for more than two tail pics. | |||
"A really big cock...... Yeah I'm that's shallow,,,, that is terrible, there is more to a guy than a big cock... I am aghast Yes you're right View,,,,, I should have said a really big cock with an available bi guy attached ...... Oh and he mustn't be to fussy .... for goodness sake Soxy, priorities, priorities...... what about personality, intellect, good to charitable organisations, looks after his mum.... But View,,,,,,, some guys will say anything just to get a meet,,,,,,,, but a really big cock cant be faked ...... " Oh yes it can! | |||