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The moment you have all waited for Fab forum awards 2010
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Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you have all been waiting for, FAB FORUM AWARDS 2010
I would like to thank everyone that voted especially those that dont post on the forums.
We had a total of 586 votes in. Some categories where very close .
There is enough votes to do a 3rd 2nd and 1st in each category.
Your hostess this evening is the gorgeous diamondsmiles looking radiant in her emerald green silk dress.
So without further ado here are the results. In reverse order
BEST FORUM THREAD 49 votes cast
3rd Football thread (wishy)
2nd Forum awards (diamondsmiles)
1st Who the hell do you look like (_unky monkey)
FUNNIEST FORUM POSTER 61 votes cast
3rd Funky monkey
2nd The original polo
1st Big bad
Wittiest/sarcastic forum member 66 votes cast
3rd Grannycrumpet
2nd Satisfy Jane
1st The original polo
Best bum male 59 votes cast
3rd View
2nd El nino
1st Archangel
Best bum/tits female 63 votes cast
3rd Fmuma
2nd Honeypotcouple
1st Blue Russian
Which forum member would look best in flip flops 56 votes cast
3rd Big Bad
2nd Soapy
1st Femme fatele
Best photo's on profile 59 votes cast
3rd Honeypotcouple
2nd Big bad
1st View
Forum member who best suits their username 60 votes cast
3rd Big bad
2nd Diamondsmiles
1st Soapy
Forum member with best avator 66 votes cast
3rd soapy
2nd The original polo
1st Big bad
Outstanding forum user 75 votes cast
3rd Game4it2
2nd Diamondsmiles
1st Femme fatale
Congratulations to the winners |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey, third in the best thread section! Up against some stiff competition too. It's a testament to what we can really achieve when we leave the insulkts out of it. I'm happy.
Well done to all those that got a mention too. |
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"Thanks you Karen for putting the time in to do this - you really are a diamond. Now put the crayons away till next year xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
Crayons, abacus and paper are now in the bin lol, ive enjoyed doing itxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well done Diamond for taking the time to do these again
You deserve an award for encouraging everyone to come together and put the votes in xxxxxxx
Oh and thanks for mine it was a shock I can tell you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Congratulations to you all ......... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and firm handshakes as appropriate ohhhhhh a a big clap too"
;-)yeah, they all deserve the clap ... oops a big clap.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Congratulations to you all ......... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and firm handshakes as appropriate ohhhhhh a a big clap too"
who's got the clap?!
Congrats to all x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am sat here doing a Joey when he didnt win a soapy award  
not even a mention....even after ALL the hours i put in!!! sod you all 
ahem *checks composure*
Congratualtions to all winners, you are all deserved winners - fake air kisses and handshakes all round xx"
you need to look at the positives...don't look at it as a group of winners, look at it as a dead pool..with 12 months in which to get rid of them all!
btw....how come stu didnt get a mention for his outstanding work to the recently deceased?! |
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"i am sat here doing a Joey when he didnt win a soapy award
not even a mention....even after ALL the hours i put in!!! sod you all
ahem *checks composure*
Congratualtions to all winners, you are all deserved winners - fake air kisses and handshakes all round xx
you need to look at the positives...don't look at it as a group of winners, look at it as a dead pool..with 12 months in which to get rid of them all!
btw....how come stu didnt get a mention for his outstanding work to the recently deceased?!"
where is Stu?? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"i am sat here doing a Joey when he didnt win a soapy award
not even a mention....even after ALL the hours i put in!!! sod you all
ahem *checks composure*
Congratualtions to all winners, you are all deserved winners - fake air kisses and handshakes all round xx
you need to look at the positives...don't look at it as a group of winners, look at it as a dead pool..with 12 months in which to get rid of them all!
btw....how come stu didnt get a mention for his outstanding work to the recently deceased?!
where is Stu??"
there's a thought, where the heck is he?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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there's a thought, where the heck is he??"
there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
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there's a thought, where the heck is he??
there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu"
I will tell Stu you are all asking after him xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
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there's a thought, where the heck is he??
there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu
I will tell Stu you are all asking after him xx"
lol _iew, you on the phone already??? |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
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there's a thought, where the heck is he??
there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu
I will tell Stu you are all asking after him xx
lol _iew, you on the phone already???"
no, he pops in for coffee most weeks, he passes my front door on his way to the library.
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there's a thought, where the heck is he??
there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu"
oooohhhhh i was thinking of sensualfire today |
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By (user no longer on site)
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there's a thought, where the heck is he??
there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu
oooohhhhh i was thinking of sensualfire today"
Did you accidentally get Deep Heat on your girlie bits then? |
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there's a thought, where the heck is he??
there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu
oooohhhhh i was thinking of sensualfire today
Did you accidentally get Deep Heat on your girlie bits then? "
twas no accident |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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brilliant diamonds.next year we will all chip in,and get you new crayons,and abacus.
i can't remember who won,the flip flops one cough cough,but i'm so looking forward,to seeing her new avatar. |
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I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me. These awards really count as it’s you the public who vote, so it means so much to me to be here today… a winner. I’d also like to thank my mum and dad and a special warm thanks to my brother who introduced me to computers and the internet so many years ago… though I doubt he imagined I’d end up here. Thank you to my employers, who never check how much time I spend on here and BT for being my internet service provider. Thank you to my neighbours for not securing their wireless network so I may piggy-back off theirs when mine is playing up. I’d like to thank the local shop for keeping me supplied with fags and diet and the all night garage for when I haven’t noticed it’s too late to go to the local shop. I’d like to thank emachines for building my computer and Hotpoint who built my washing machine. I’d like to thank Jarome Russell for my latest hair colour, Red or Dead for my face bins and George at Asda for my pyjamas… which I will no doubt be wearing for the rest of the day. I’d like to thank all of the wonderful people I have met over the years, with fondest memories for all those I have shagged and didn’t turn out to be complete fuck-up twatsters. I’d like to say a special thanks to all the bigots, nob-brains and narrow minded thick fucks who give me so much to work with. And not forgetting the dickheads morons and freaks who refuse to read my profile but send me a message anyway… you have given me hours upon hours of entertainment because you make it too damn easy to take the piss.
I will treasure this moment with equal affection as letting one rip in the bath.
Thank you one and all.
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"I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me. These awards really count as it’s you the public who vote, so it means so much to me to be here today… a winner. I’d also like to thank my mum and dad and a special warm thanks to my brother who introduced me to computers and the internet so many years ago… though I doubt he imagined I’d end up here. Thank you to my employers, who never check how much time I spend on here and BT for being my internet service provider. Thank you to my neighbours for not securing their wireless network so I may piggy-back off theirs when mine is playing up. I’d like to thank the local shop for keeping me supplied with fags and diet and the all night garage for when I haven’t noticed it’s too late to go to the local shop. I’d like to thank emachines for building my computer and Hotpoint who built my washing machine. I’d like to thank Jarome Russell for my latest hair colour, Red or Dead for my face bins and George at Asda for my pyjamas… which I will no doubt be wearing for the rest of the day. I’d like to thank all of the wonderful people I have met over the years, with fondest memories for all those I have shagged and didn’t turn out to be complete fuck-up twatsters. I’d like to say a special thanks to all the bigots, nob-brains and narrow minded thick fucks who give me so much to work with. And not forgetting the dickheads morons and freaks who refuse to read my profile but send me a message anyway… you have given me hours upon hours of entertainment because you make it too damn easy to take the piss.
I will treasure this moment with equal affection as letting one rip in the bath.
Thank you one and all.
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I'll take your title next year.....just you wait and see!
2011 is going to be sarcasm apocolypse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God i find myself all most crying here ... I come 3rd in the outstanding Forum user .I never was thinking i would come no place in nothing as my spelling is crap and at times its a bit like a word game for you lot reading my posts. Just like to say Thankyou and BIG kisses xx to all that voted for me and to the Lovely Diamondsmiles who in my eyes in a outstanding lady here. xxxxxxxxxxxx jo x And ps i hope to meet alot more face to face in 2011 fab lot xx |
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"Well I did make number Two in my first season....
We don't need to know about your bowel movements  "
.....I'm saving all my sarcasm until 2011 now, need to hit the ground running.
You are right though.....people do make it easy at times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where can I buy a bilge pump ?
Bilge Pumps R Us"
I tried. You lied. I cried. Google Wickied. Wickie says Bilge Pumps are designed not to cause sparks !
No point in bilge then. |
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Thanks Diamond for all your work putting this together, it can't have been easy.
Well done all winners and runners up!
To all you wonderful fabbers who didn't get a mention. Each and everyone of you are winners in my book you dirty little fuckers.
I mean that from the heart of my bottom I really do xxx
God bless us one and all. |
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"I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me. These awards really count as it’s you the public who vote, so it means so much to me to be here today… a winner. I’d also like to thank my mum and dad and a special warm thanks to my brother who introduced me to computers and the internet so many years ago… though I doubt he imagined I’d end up here. Thank you to my employers, who never check how much time I spend on here and BT for being my internet service provider. Thank you to my neighbours for not securing their wireless network so I may piggy-back off theirs when mine is playing up. I’d like to thank the local shop for keeping me supplied with fags and diet and the all night garage for when I haven’t noticed it’s too late to go to the local shop. I’d like to thank emachines for building my computer and Hotpoint who built my washing machine. I’d like to thank Jarome Russell for my latest hair colour, Red or Dead for my face bins and George at Asda for my pyjamas… which I will no doubt be wearing for the rest of the day. I’d like to thank all of the wonderful people I have met over the years, with fondest memories for all those I have shagged and didn’t turn out to be complete fuck-up twatsters. I’d like to say a special thanks to all the bigots, nob-brains and narrow minded thick fucks who give me so much to work with. And not forgetting the dickheads morons and freaks who refuse to read my profile but send me a message anyway… you have given me hours upon hours of entertainment because you make it too damn easy to take the piss.
I will treasure this moment with equal affection as letting one rip in the bath.
Thank you one and all.
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Well yes yes yes, a lot of valid points there, but I feel I must comment on the very last part of your message.
Farting in the bath and just letting the aroma waft over you as you sink back into the bubbles and relax with some stupid scented candles that Next have in the home dept but should really be in the 'woman seeking to look like supermodel babe in the advert dept', well, it's just wasted doing it that way. Far better to get a plastic tumbler (I say plastic cos it's a bitch trying to dig shards of glass out of your arse cos you've dropped it in the bath then sat on it as you're squirmed and wriggled trying not to), aaaaaanyway, get a plastic beaker and position it just near your ringpiece and THEN let one rip. You'll find that the smell is significantly concentrated due to the confined space of the beaker and it lingers for hours and hours and when you want a whiffy of it you just put it to your nose and close your eyes - ok, the closing of the eyes is totally involuntary cos you've passed out but who's gonna nit pick. |
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I must point out that I do not have candles in my bathroom!
I am far too worried about laying back and my over peroxided hair (perfect kindling) getting too close to a flame…. and when I am eventually discovered people will assume it was some sort of low budget Viking burial ceremony.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sausage!
...and mash! "
Get Aunt Bessie's frozen mash potato patties. You bung em in the m/wave for two minutes and you get perfect mash every time. Tastes good too, just like if you slaved away with a masher for 15 minutes, after boiling the crap out of the potatoes for 6 months.
Trust me. Best mash ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The usual suspects then 
* creeps round graveyard *
lol my thoughts exactly!"
Why are some people so bitter? Sorry but I find it rather pathetic that some people have to be bitter they didn't win anything. People vote, it wasn't for you, ohh dear so get over it.
Sorry for the rant but some people are pretty sad on here. |
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"The usual suspects then
* creeps round graveyard *
lol my thoughts exactly!
Why are some people so bitter? Sorry but I find it rather pathetic that some people have to be bitter they didn't win anything. People vote, it wasn't for you, ohh dear so get over it.
Sorry for the rant but some people are pretty sad on here. "
my thoughts exactly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I miss some of the posters from then the humor was slicker.
very true, but a rather high percentage of the posters are still here "
Not the naturally funny ones and a few who are like polo only now and again. Time moves on I guess. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like such a noob.
*raises a glass to Fab 2010 winners*
It's actually a bit disturbing seeing so many UNLOS.
n the subject of boons.. whats an "UNLOS" ? "
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