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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ask Marc.Courtney anything you like & Courtney will answer because she's lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of all the places to emigrate to - Leeds!? Lol

(Says Mr Reading! Pot, Kettle, Black)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does Marc ever post in the forums?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you ever get fed up of people tarring all Americans with the same brush ?

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"Does Marc ever post in the forums?"

Does Marc even exist? I was going to start a thread called 'Where is Marc?'. I'm beginning to think he's just a figment of Courtney's imagination

Either that or she's got him locked in the attic or something...

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Do you say 'cwafee'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats the winning lottery numbers?

My needs are simple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah whats the ampage rating for 10 mm cable?

I can't be arsed to go through

The book.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Do you miss pledging allegiance to the flag and do you miss filling in tax returns

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By *anchestercubMan over a year ago

manchester & NI

"Do you miss pledging allegiance to the flag and do you miss filling in tax returns

Don't US citizens still have to file if they live abroad?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a train leaves London travelling at 100 mph at 8.35am, and another leaves Birmingham at 8.50am travelling at 80mph, what time will they pass each other?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Courtney tell them to all to mind their bees wax

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah whats the ampage rating for 10 mm cable?

I can't be arsed to go through

The book. "

15a innit?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Does Dark Matter actually exist or have physicists misunderstood something very basic about the cosmos?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is Excel crashing every time I try and open any spreadsheets containing macros?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holy crap! I went to the pub with Marc and came out and JUST SAW THIS THREAD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of all the places to emigrate to - Leeds!? Lol

(Says Mr Reading! Pot, Kettle, Black)"

Here goes!!

Leeds is where Marc got work. I like it here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Holy crap! I went to the pub with Marc and came out and JUST SAW THIS THREAD

I though we had already established Marc don't exsist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does Marc ever post in the forums?"

He did once, but generally no. He works most of the time. I do check some of what I write with him first though since he is the smart one and I'm just feeding off his intelligence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you ever get fed up of people tarring all Americans with the same brush ?

Yes, especially when we are called stupid, which is often on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does Marc ever post in the forums?

Does Marc even exist? I was going to start a thread called 'Where is Marc?'. I'm beginning to think he's just a figment of Courtney's imagination

Either that or she's got him locked in the attic or something...

I'm one of those single women hiding behind a couple's profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you say 'cwafee'

Yes. Sadly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats the winning lottery numbers?

My needs are simple

1 45 27 15

How many numbers are there? I've never played...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah whats the ampage rating for 10 mm cable?

I can't be arsed to go through

The book. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you miss pledging allegiance to the flag and do you miss filling in tax returns

I always refused to pledge (and they can't make you, you do have to stand up, though).

And I still file tax returns. The US is a double taxation state.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And now I give up.

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"Does Marc ever post in the forums?

Does Marc even exist? I was going to start a thread called 'Where is Marc?'. I'm beginning to think he's just a figment of Courtney's imagination

Either that or she's got him locked in the attic or something...

I'm one of those single women hiding behind a couple's profile

A slightly more serious question. When you first heard a broad Yorkshire accent did you think 'what the fuck is this, I don't really understand what you're saying!'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sorry Courtney

I thought of you when reading an article from the Metro online where an American who had visited England did a list of the cultural differences between the two countries.

I think he must have discovered Fab because he put "cake is one of the major food groups" in England

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Do you say 'cwafee'

Yes. Sadly. "

Oh don't be sad! I love your accent!!

(I say it too but I don't imagine it comes out right!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry Courtney

I thought of you when reading an article from the Metro online where an American who had visited England did a list of the cultural differences between the two countries.

I think he must have discovered Fab because he put "cake is one of the major food groups" in England

I read that this morning and thought the same re cake

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Holy crap! I went to the pub with Marc and came out and JUST SAW THIS THREAD

I though we had already established Marc don't exsist

He does I've met him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does Marc ever post in the forums?

Does Marc even exist? I was going to start a thread called 'Where is Marc?'. I'm beginning to think he's just a figment of Courtney's imagination

Either that or she's got him locked in the attic or something...

I'm one of those single women hiding behind a couple's profile

A slightly more serious question. When you first heard a broad Yorkshire accent did you think 'what the fuck is this, I don't really understand what you're saying!'? "

No actually. I love the Yorkshire accent. I did work with a guy from Liverpool and even after 9 months had to ask him to repeat himself often.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry Courtney

I thought of you when reading an article from the Metro online where an American who had visited England did a list of the cultural differences between the two countries.

I think he must have discovered Fab because he put "cake is one of the major food groups" in England

I read that this morning and thought the same re cake

Been ages since I baked. Mmmm, I really want cake now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry Courtney

I thought of you when reading an article from the Metro online where an American who had visited England did a list of the cultural differences between the two countries.

I think he must have discovered Fab because he put "cake is one of the major food groups" in England

I read this and I liked the comment that we have doorknobs older than American history

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello Marc

I hope Courtney let's you out of the basement every now & again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry Courtney

I thought of you when reading an article from the Metro online where an American who had visited England did a list of the cultural differences between the two countries.

I think he must have discovered Fab because he put "cake is one of the major food groups" in England

I read that this morning and thought the same re cake

I read it too. I agree with most of what he said, but not all of it.

But I'm still offering apples if anyone is interested.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Holy crap! I went to the pub with Marc and came out and JUST SAW THIS THREAD

I though we had already established Marc don't exsist

He does I've met him

See?!? Proof! I do let him out to play

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Holy crap! I went to the pub with Marc and came out and JUST SAW THIS THREAD

I though we had already established Marc don't exsist

He does I've met him

See?!? Proof! I do let him out to play

Both very nice people...

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"Does Marc ever post in the forums?

Does Marc even exist? I was going to start a thread called 'Where is Marc?'. I'm beginning to think he's just a figment of Courtney's imagination

Either that or she's got him locked in the attic or something...

I'm one of those single women hiding behind a couple's profile

A slightly more serious question. When you first heard a broad Yorkshire accent did you think 'what the fuck is this, I don't really understand what you're saying!'?

No actually. I love the Yorkshire accent. I did work with a guy from Liverpool and even after 9 months had to ask him to repeat himself often.

Yes, the Yorkshire accent is great isn't it

Scouse on the other hand...

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Keynesian theory or monetarist?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Holy crap! I went to the pub with Marc and came out and JUST SAW THIS THREAD

I though we had already established Marc don't exsist

He does I've met him

See?!? Proof! I do let him out to play

Both very nice people...

Aw, thanks!

You too! We loved talking with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keynesian theory or monetarist?"

Oh god! Neither!

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Do you miss pledging allegiance to the flag and do you miss filling in tax returns

Don't US citizens still have to file if they live abroad? "

technically yes we do.... however as long as i am poor they don't ask for anymore!!!

courtney.... whats it like being the "go to" american on all issues american now..... me out of a job now!!!

so are you a democrat or a republican......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is the meaning of life oh wise one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you miss pledging allegiance to the flag and do you miss filling in tax returns

Don't US citizens still have to file if they live abroad?

technically yes we do.... however as long as i am poor they don't ask for anymore!!!

courtney.... whats it like being the "go to" american on all issues american now..... me out of a job now!!!

so are you a democrat or a republican...... "

Ok Fabio, as Courtney steadfastly refused to answer my question, can I defer to the de facto 'go to' American?

If a train leaves London travelling at 100 mph at 8.35am, and another leaves Birmingham at 8.50am travelling at 80mph, what time will they pass each other?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you miss pledging allegiance to the flag and do you miss filling in tax returns

Don't US citizens still have to file if they live abroad?

technically yes we do.... however as long as i am poor they don't ask for anymore!!!

courtney.... whats it like being the "go to" american on all issues american now..... me out of a job now!!!

so are you a democrat or a republican...... "

You can have your job back any time, sir!!

And democrat. The "R word" offends my ears.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is the meaning of life oh wise one?"

In England? Cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When will we get to meet you?

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Do you miss pledging allegiance to the flag and do you miss filling in tax returns

Don't US citizens still have to file if they live abroad?

technically yes we do.... however as long as i am poor they don't ask for anymore!!!

courtney.... whats it like being the "go to" american on all issues american now..... me out of a job now!!!

so are you a democrat or a republican......

Ok Fabio, as Courtney steadfastly refused to answer my question, can I defer to the de facto 'go to' American?

If a train leaves London travelling at 100 mph at 8.35am, and another leaves Birmingham at 8.50am travelling at 80mph, what time will they pass each other?

I am shocked.... you mean the trains passed each other and there wasn't a train fault.... or the signals out...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When will we get to meet you?

Whenever you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you miss pledging allegiance to the flag and do you miss filling in tax returns

Don't US citizens still have to file if they live abroad?

technically yes we do.... however as long as i am poor they don't ask for anymore!!!

courtney.... whats it like being the "go to" american on all issues american now..... me out of a job now!!!

so are you a democrat or a republican......

Ok Fabio, as Courtney steadfastly refused to answer my question, can I defer to the de facto 'go to' American?

If a train leaves London travelling at 100 mph at 8.35am, and another leaves Birmingham at 8.50am travelling at 80mph, what time will they pass each other?

I am shocked.... you mean the trains passed each other and there wasn't a train fault.... or the signals out..."

Or perhaps a centimeter of snow fell that day?

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Do you miss pledging allegiance to the flag and do you miss filling in tax returns

Don't US citizens still have to file if they live abroad?

technically yes we do.... however as long as i am poor they don't ask for anymore!!!

courtney.... whats it like being the "go to" american on all issues american now..... me out of a job now!!!

so are you a democrat or a republican......

You can have your job back any time, sir!!

And democrat. The "R word" offends my ears. "

you can keep the job.....

so.... bernie or hillary (sorry... i'm an msnbc political gonk!!! )

i think you said you were from somewhere "down south".... so i have to know which college team you rooted for before i can decision to be friends with you or not....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you miss pledging allegiance to the flag and do you miss filling in tax returns

Don't US citizens still have to file if they live abroad?

technically yes we do.... however as long as i am poor they don't ask for anymore!!!

courtney.... whats it like being the "go to" american on all issues american now..... me out of a job now!!!

so are you a democrat or a republican......

You can have your job back any time, sir!!

And democrat. The "R word" offends my ears.

you can keep the job.....

so.... bernie or hillary (sorry... i'm an msnbc political gonk!!! )

i think you said you were from somewhere "down south".... so i have to know which college team you rooted for before i can decision to be friends with you or not....

No no, I'm from NYC, baby! Not football....baseball. And the answer is the Yankees.

And Bernie 100%. I worked for Hillary briefly and I'm not a fan. But I'd vote for her over any Republican

We still watch MSNBC every day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah whats the ampage rating for 10 mm cable?

I can't be arsed to go through

The book.

15a innit?"

No. Try again.

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By *anchestercubMan over a year ago

manchester & NI

Brits watch MSNBC too ya know!

Rachel Maddow is my lesbian crush.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brits watch MSNBC too ya know!

Rachel Maddow is my lesbian crush.

I like Chris Hayes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk"

Its my ringtone.

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By *anchestercubMan over a year ago

manchester & NI

"Brits watch MSNBC too ya know!

Rachel Maddow is my lesbian crush.

I like Chris Hayes

Oh mercy!

What I wouldn't do for a threesome with Chris Hayes and Ari Melber.

I could swim home afterwards there'd be that much spunk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's the difference between baseball and rounders?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brits watch MSNBC too ya know!

Rachel Maddow is my lesbian crush.

I like Chris Hayes

Oh mercy!

What I wouldn't do for a threesome with Chris Hayes and Ari Melber.

I could swim home afterwards there'd be that much spunk. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the difference between baseball and rounders?

You tell me what rounders is and I'll let you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

Its my ringtone.

I don't doubt that.

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

No no, I'm from NYC, baby! Not football....baseball. And the answer is the Yankees.

And Bernie 100%. I worked for Hillary briefly and I'm not a fan. But I'd vote for her over any Republican

We still watch MSNBC every day!"

yes we can.... i have it bookmarked on the internet... have to have my fix of "morning joe" in the morning, and "rachel maddow" at night...

okay... so going to go "inside" on the NYC thing now.... I am from the mean streets of the 11429 (queens village, ny) and a diehard mets fans.... so i won't laugh at yankees fan too much for last night!!!!

I started off liking hillary, bernie has really grown on me so not sure what i am going to do...

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

its turned into an MSNBC lovefest....

I have loved Rachel Maddow ever since she use to do Keith Olbermans "countdown" show....

there are rumours he may be coming back!!!!

Chris Hayes is okay.... I love Mika but she would ripped me to pieces....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No no, I'm from NYC, baby! Not football....baseball. And the answer is the Yankees.

And Bernie 100%. I worked for Hillary briefly and I'm not a fan. But I'd vote for her over any Republican

We still watch MSNBC every day!

yes we can.... i have it bookmarked on the internet... have to have my fix of "morning joe" in the morning, and "rachel maddow" at night...

I started off liking hillary, bernie has really grown on me so not sure what i am going to do..."

Go with Bernie. He won't win, but I've met them both and Bernie is real Hillary is whatever we tell her to be.

I'm from Brooklyn, and half my family are Mets fans and half are Yankees fans. The Mets should be proud of their performance this year, but lets not get into their history because I know which one of us would be laughing

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"What is the meaning of life oh wise one?

In England? Cake."

You forgot about Tea.

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By *anchestercubMan over a year ago

manchester & NI

"its turned into an MSNBC lovefest....

I have loved Rachel Maddow ever since she use to do Keith Olbermans "countdown" show....

there are rumours he may be coming back!!!!

Chris Hayes is okay.... I love Mika but she would ripped me to pieces....

How can you like Morning Joe? Joe Scarborough is such a know-it-all.

Does anyone watch MHP? Love her and how smart she is, how LGBT focused so much of her show is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the difference between baseball and rounders?

You tell me what rounders is and I'll let you know

Its a kids game played at school. Like baseball but more grown up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the difference between baseball and rounders?

You tell me what rounders is and I'll let you know

Its a kids game played at school. Like baseball but more grown up.

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By *not69Man over a year ago

PDI until the 18th Nov

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By *isandreTV/TS over a year ago

Durham

Go with Bernie. He won't win, but I've met them both and Bernie is real Hillary is whatever we tell her to be.

She sounds like Selina Meyer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you miss pledging allegiance to the flag and do you miss filling in tax returns

Don't US citizens still have to file if they live abroad?

technically yes we do.... however as long as i am poor they don't ask for anymore!!!

courtney.... whats it like being the "go to" american on all issues american now..... me out of a job now!!!

so are you a democrat or a republican......

Ok Fabio, as Courtney steadfastly refused to answer my question, can I defer to the de facto 'go to' American?

If a train leaves London travelling at 100 mph at 8.35am, and another leaves Birmingham at 8.50am travelling at 80mph, what time will they pass each other?

You can't ask an American, even a fully assimilated Fabio one that question. how will they possibly know that the answer is Tuesday as no matter what time they eave the leaves on the line will prevent them arriving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry Courtney

I thought of you when reading an article from the Metro online where an American who had visited England did a list of the cultural differences between the two countries.

I think he must have discovered Fab because he put "cake is one of the major food groups" in England

I read that. I particularly liked the point about Europeans dressing better than English people who dress better than Americans. I don't see any Americans around my way that I know of but the Europeans do dress much better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is New York really a concrete jungle where dreams are made of?

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By *arry247Couple over a year ago

Wakefield

If a train leaves London travelling at 100 mph at 8.35am, and another leaves Birmingham at 8.50am travelling at 80mph, what time will they pass each other?

They won't because the Briminham train was heading north as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry Courtney

I thought of you when reading an article from the Metro online where an American who had visited England did a list of the cultural differences between the two countries.

I think he must have discovered Fab because he put "cake is one of the major food groups" in England

See, I like that I can dress like a bum in the US and no one will judge me. When I went back to NYC for holiday recently I wore sweat pants most of the time and I loved it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is New York really a concrete jungle where dreams are made of? "

Nothin you can't do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh all knowing Courtney, when the seventh moon raises in the house of Aquarius and the sun shines upon the westward side of the lonely peak who will stand and who will fall?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What American foods do you miss over here?

And what British foods do you think you'd miss back in NYC?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is New York really a concrete jungle where dreams are made of?

Nothin you can't do

But fall in love (to paraphrase the song)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Courtney- when you are in a bad mood how do you deal with it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is New York really a concrete jungle where dreams are made of?

Nothin you can't do

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I was on Poole railway station a few weeks back asked a question of the BR guy on platform detected his new York accent was stood chatting to him for ages ,he had married a British woman he was a new York metro train driver ,lovely guy must have talked best part of an hour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh all knowing Courtney, when the seventh moon raises in the house of Aquarius and the sun shines upon the westward side of the lonely peak who will stand and who will fall?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What American foods do you miss over here?

And what British foods do you think you'd miss back in NYC?"

I miss good Mexican food.

When/if I go back I will miss pubs. They have a great atmosphere that I think is missing in any American restaurant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Courtney- when you are in a bad mood how do you deal with it?"

Cuddle my dogs.

But I try not to be in a bad mood too often.

I hope you aren't? Do you wanna borrow my dogs to cuddle? They are attention whores

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"What American foods do you miss over here?

And what British foods do you think you'd miss back in NYC?"

I do miss proper KFC "biscuits".......

when i go back the one thing i am always asked to bring over are cheese and onion crisps..........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is New York really a concrete jungle where dreams are made of?

Nothin you can't do

I was on Poole railway station a few weeks back asked a question of the BR guy on platform detected his new York accent was stood chatting to him for ages ,he had married a British woman he was a new York metro train driver ,lovely guy must have talked best part of an hour

Only and hour! You got off easy. Us New Yorkers can talk forever. Have you noticed yet?

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By *anchestercubMan over a year ago

manchester & NI

"Is New York really a concrete jungle where dreams are made of?

Nothin you can't do

Did you mention being swallowed up by immigrants?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is New York really a concrete jungle where dreams are made of?

Nothin you can't do

Only and hour! You got off easy. Us New Yorkers can talk forever. Have you noticed yet?

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yep so can I though x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What American foods do you miss over here?

And what British foods do you think you'd miss back in NYC?

I do miss proper KFC "biscuits".......

when i go back the one thing i am always asked to bring over are cheese and onion crisps.........."

Biscuits? Are they like our scones?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Courtney- when you are in a bad mood how do you deal with it?

Cuddle my dogs.

But I try not to be in a bad mood too often.

I hope you aren't? Do you wanna borrow my dogs to cuddle? They are attention whores

I have a dog to cuddle thanks but I find physical activity works for me x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you prefer British or American chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What American foods do you miss over here?

And what British foods do you think you'd miss back in NYC?

I do miss proper KFC "biscuits".......

when i go back the one thing i am always asked to bring over are cheese and onion crisps..........

Biscuits? Are they like our scones?"

They are similar to scones, but they taste less sweet and more buttery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What American foods do you miss over here?

And what British foods do you think you'd miss back in NYC?

I do miss proper KFC "biscuits".......

when i go back the one thing i am always asked to bring over are cheese and onion crisps..........

Biscuits? Are they like our scones?

They are similar to scones, but they taste less sweet and more buttery. "

I like the sound of that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you prefer British or American chocolate?

I don't really eat much chocolate, and when I do I like dark chocolate, which is pretty much the same wherever.

But for my ice cream I prefer Hershey's chocolate syrup

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"Brits watch MSNBC too ya know!

Rachel Maddow is my lesbian crush.

I love Rachel

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Do you prefer British or American chocolate?

this is a good question.... last time i brought back a whole tub of "hershey's kisses" back from the states all my work colleagues had one each....and then refused to eat the rest...

more for me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fabio, are you going to stay here forever, then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you prefer British or American chocolate?

this is a good question.... last time i brought back a whole tub of "hershey's kisses" back from the states all my work colleagues had one each....and then refused to eat the rest...

more for me!!!

I don't blame them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fabio or Courtney : did you have all sorts of hilarity / misunderstanding when people were talking about their fannies when you first arrived?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fabio or Courtney : did you have all sorts of hilarity / misunderstanding when people were talking about their fannies when you first arrived? "

When we first got here someone said something about "Taking the Micky" and we just could not understand what the hell that meant. Seriously. We were thinking Micky Mouse or something. Nothing made sense.

So we looked it up. From there, we found a list of weird things British people say and how they differ from what Americans say, so we knew from that moment the fanny distinction.

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By *eonardoLoveMan over a year ago

London

"Courtney will answer because she's lovely

I have to agree

The Lounge

Introduction

Ask Courtney

Swinger Chat

Swinger Club Discussions

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Holy crap! I went to the pub with Marc and came out and JUST SAW THIS THREAD

I though we had already established Marc don't exsist

He does I've met him

I can confirm also, although our meeting was brief as I was a little preoccupied

just heard the American accent and was like "that's Gotta be Courtney, I need to say hello!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds like a interesting thread, But I don't want to read it all as I would have nothing to ask you if we ever met

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Holy crap! I went to the pub with Marc and came out and JUST SAW THIS THREAD

I though we had already established Marc don't exsist

He does I've met him

I can confirm also, although our meeting was brief as I was a little preoccupied

just heard the American accent and was like "that's Gotta be Courtney, I need to say hello!"

I need all the confirmation I can get

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like a interesting thread, But I don't want to read it all as I would have nothing to ask you if we ever met

And when might that be

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's Matthew Perry like in real life?

Are you going to make a Friends film?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like a interesting thread, But I don't want to read it all as I would have nothing to ask you if we ever met

And when might that be

Ideally before the end of the year

We should check our diaries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry Courtney

I thought of you when reading an article from the Metro online where an American who had visited England did a list of the cultural differences between the two countries.

I think he must have discovered Fab because he put "cake is one of the major food groups" in England

See, I like that I can dress like a bum in the US and no one will judge me. When I went back to NYC for holiday recently I wore sweat pants most of the time and I loved it.

Dress like a bum in England and you get called a CHAV.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's Matthew Perry like in real life?

Are you going to make a Friends film?"

Who would you be if I did?

I'm more of a Seinfeld girl, myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's Matthew Perry like in real life?

Are you going to make a Friends film?

Who would you be if I did?

I'm more of a Seinfeld girl, myself.

You mean you're not that Courtney from Friends?

I'm so disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's Matthew Perry like in real life?

Are you going to make a Friends film?

Who would you be if I did?

I'm more of a Seinfeld girl, myself.

You mean you're not that Courtney from Friends?

I'm so disappointed

And I'm pretty dense

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah whats the ampage rating for 10 mm cable?

I can't be arsed to go through

The book.

15a innit?

No. Try again. "

45 on a cooker circuit.

And how do know if you didn't read the book?

Oh, hang on, Courtney, how does he know if he didn't read the book?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any idea where me sock is flower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of all the places to emigrate to - Leeds!? Lol

(Says Mr Reading! Pot, Kettle, Black)"

I'd rather live in Leeds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What American foods do you miss over here?

And what British foods do you think you'd miss back in NYC?

I miss good Mexican food.

When/if I go back I will miss pubs. They have a great atmosphere that I think is missing in any American restaurant."

Courtney, why are you confusing American food with Mexican food and confusing pubs with restaurants?

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Fabio, are you going to stay here forever, then?"

i cam here at 14... so here is more "home" than home is... if that makes sense.....

i did the homesick stuff... so here.. then michigan state... then back here... then back to michigan state... and then back here....

i think i finally made up my mind....

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"What American foods do you miss over here?

And what British foods do you think you'd miss back in NYC?

I miss good Mexican food.

When/if I go back I will miss pubs. They have a great atmosphere that I think is missing in any American restaurant.

Courtney, why are you confusing American food with Mexican food and confusing pubs with restaurants?

because there is a difference between proper mexican food... and taco bell!!!

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Would NYC be a good place to go with the kids? They are 14, 11 & 9

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will Ireland beat France?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any idea where me sock is flower

Its between the couch cushions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What American foods do you miss over here?

And what British foods do you think you'd miss back in NYC?

I miss good Mexican food.

When/if I go back I will miss pubs. They have a great atmosphere that I think is missing in any American restaurant.

Courtney, why are you confusing American food with Mexican food and confusing pubs with restaurants?

Haha! Not confusing, equating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would NYC be a good place to go with the kids? They are 14, 11 & 9

You can find things to do with children in New York no matter the age. There are lots of free museums too and things to do outside

Though I would avoid the summer and the winter as children would likely complain about the weather. Go in spring or fall.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will Ireland beat France?

Yes. Go Ireland!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

courtney,

if a man visits a mans home and its the mans home is he the man or is the man that owns the home the mans man and who is the mans wife?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What American foods do you miss over here?

And what British foods do you think you'd miss back in NYC?

I miss good Mexican food.

When/if I go back I will miss pubs. They have a great atmosphere that I think is missing in any American restaurant.

Courtney, why are you confusing American food with Mexican food and confusing pubs with restaurants?

Haha! Not confusing, equating

You can't equate a pub with a restaurant. They're different venues for different purposes.

Although some pubs do have a restaurant and some restaurants do have a bar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"courtney,

if a man visits a mans home and its the mans home is he the man or is the man that owns the home the mans man and who is the mans wife?"

He's the man and she is his wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much coffee mate do you put in a coffee to make it just right. I friend bought me some pumpkin spice one off the Base the other day but I keep on putting either too little or too in lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Courtney, when are you & Marc taking me to see the sights of New York?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What American foods do you miss over here?

And what British foods do you think you'd miss back in NYC?

I miss good Mexican food.

When/if I go back I will miss pubs. They have a great atmosphere that I think is missing in any American restaurant.

Courtney, why are you confusing American food with Mexican food and confusing pubs with restaurants?

Haha! Not confusing, equating

You can't equate a pub with a restaurant. They're different venues for different purposes.

Although some pubs do have a restaurant and some restaurants do have a bar.

Exactly, though. That is why I will miss it in the US. They don;t have anything like it there. But a restaurant is a closer description for a pub than a bar. At least to an American

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much coffee mate do you put in a coffee to make it just right. I friend bought me some pumpkin spice one off the Base the other day but I keep on putting either too little or too in lol"

Don't do it at all. Go to Starbucks and buy a real Pumpkin Spice Latte for your friend.

I don't like Starbucks, but they do Pumpkin Spice well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Courtney, when are you & Marc taking me to see the sights of New York?

I'm going back in May, let me know if you wanna come along.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much coffee mate do you put in a coffee to make it just right. I friend bought me some pumpkin spice one off the Base the other day but I keep on putting either too little or too in lol

Don't do it at all. Go to Starbucks and buy a real Pumpkin Spice Latte for your friend.

I don't like Starbucks, but they do Pumpkin Spice well.

Good call, I shall have to try it there instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does Marc ever post in the forums?"

I'm venturing forth from the attic to answer a few posts. I do exist.

-Marc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you decorate your abode for Halloween and go trick of treating?

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Courtney, when are you & Marc taking me to see the sights of New York?

I'm going back in May, let me know if you wanna come along.

so do you fly into Newark or JFK when you go back....

if someone is picking me up in a car.. then JFK but if I am doing in on public transport.... its almost easier for me to do Newark

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By *eonardoLoveMan over a year ago

London

"Does Marc ever post in the forums?

I'm venturing forth from the attic to answer a few posts. I do exist.

-Marc"

Unexpected

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Marc

I hope Courtney let's you out of the basement every now & again

Surprisingly, we sleep in the same room! I live in a real house. And I am a real person. I'm just scared of the internets, so I only venture onto the forums occasionally.

-Marc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you decorate your abode for Halloween and go trick of treating? "

In the US, yes. We make Jack-o-lanterns and everything. A cat ate ours one year and it looked really scary.

But here? No.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Courtney, when are you & Marc taking me to see the sights of New York?

I'm going back in May, let me know if you wanna come along.

so do you fly into Newark or JFK when you go back....

if someone is picking me up in a car.. then JFK but if I am doing in on public transport.... its almost easier for me to do Newark"

I've only ever gotten picked up from the airport. And I most definitely prefer Newark.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Marc,

Do British Woman love your accent as much as a lot of British Men love American Women's accents

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keynesian theory or monetarist?"

Between the two, I'd have to go with Keynesian. Monetarist is total rubbish and at least Keynes is on the right track toward developing a feasible demand side model.

-Marc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

vaginal clefts are always wet, is this true?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Marc,

Do British Woman love your accent as much as a lot of British Men love American Women's accents "

I wish! One woman said that she "could listen to me talk for hours" and it was amazing. Since then I haven't received any compliments. It's so sad. . .

-Marc

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

If the dodgy guy with the dead rat on his head wins the Republican nomination and gets elected will it be a new low for politics?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"vaginal clefts are always wet, is this true?"

Ummmm. Sure?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does Marc ever post in the forums?

I'm venturing forth from the attic to answer a few posts. I do exist.

-Marc"

My flabber is well and truly gasted!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the dodgy guy with the dead rat on his head wins the Republican nomination and gets elected will it be a new low for politics? "

He won't win, so it doesn't matter. But if he does, then no, I think George W was the real low.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah whats the ampage rating for 10 mm cable?

I can't be arsed to go through

The book.

15a innit?

No. Try again.

45 on a cooker circuit.

And how do know if you didn't read the book?

Oh, hang on, Courtney, how does he know if he didn't read the book?"
.

Ambient air temperature

Number of cores

Insulation

Installation

But of course cable doesn't donate amperage?

Amperage donates breaker donates cable

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

Courtney!! COURTNEY!! Marc's escaped from the attic! I don't know how, but he's got free. Let me know if you need a hand in locking him back up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Marc,

Do British Woman love your accent as much as a lot of British Men love American Women's accents

I wish! One woman said that she "could listen to me talk for hours" and it was amazing. Since then I haven't received any compliments. It's so sad. . .

-Marc"

I can never resist an American accent, soo sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the dodgy guy with the dead rat on his head wins the Republican nomination and gets elected will it be a new low for politics?

He won't win, so it doesn't matter. But if he does, then no, I think George W was the real low."
.

Bush bush bush bush

I've always wanted to chant that in a large crowd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Courtney!! COURTNEY!! Marc's escaped from the attic! I don't know how, but he's got free. Let me know if you need a hand in locking him back up

If I say yes, will you come over?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Marc,

Do British Woman love your accent as much as a lot of British Men love American Women's accents

I wish! One woman said that she "could listen to me talk for hours" and it was amazing. Since then I haven't received any compliments. It's so sad. . .

-Marc"
.

Samaritans?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Marc,

Do British Woman love your accent as much as a lot of British Men love American Women's accents

I wish! One woman said that she "could listen to me talk for hours" and it was amazing. Since then I haven't received any compliments. It's so sad. . .

-Marc"

I was married to an American and his accent was lovely.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"If the dodgy guy with the dead rat on his head wins the Republican nomination and gets elected will it be a new low for politics?

He won't win, so it doesn't matter. But if he does, then no, I think George W was the real low."

tend to agree on both..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the dodgy guy with the dead rat on his head wins the Republican nomination and gets elected will it be a new low for politics?

He won't win, so it doesn't matter. But if he does, then no, I think George W was the real low..

Bush bush bush bush

I've always wanted to chant that in a large crowd

Good luck with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Marc,

Do British Woman love your accent as much as a lot of British Men love American Women's accents

I wish! One woman said that she "could listen to me talk for hours" and it was amazing. Since then I haven't received any compliments. It's so sad. . .

-Marc

I was married to an American and his accent was lovely."

Where was he from?

-Marc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love the American accent Mark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the dodgy guy with the dead rat on his head wins the Republican nomination and gets elected will it be a new low for politics?

He won't win, so it doesn't matter. But if he does, then no, I think George W was the real low..

Bush bush bush bush

I've always wanted to chant that in a large crowd

Good luck with that

"
.

I'm only joking!

Besides I'd rather go to the Tory conference and chant

Cunt cunt cunt cunt

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"Courtney!! COURTNEY!! Marc's escaped from the attic! I don't know how, but he's got free. Let me know if you need a hand in locking him back up

If I say yes, will you come over?

I'm wearing just my undies and socks as I'm about to head to bed but I can come over if you insist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love the American accent Mark

I read your comment to Marc and he said "Oh yeah!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

will physical cyberspace travel be available next year?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the dodgy guy with the dead rat on his head wins the Republican nomination and gets elected will it be a new low for politics?

He won't win, so it doesn't matter. But if he does, then no, I think George W was the real low..

Bush bush bush bush

I've always wanted to chant that in a large crowd

Good luck with that

I'm only joking!

Besides I'd rather go to the Tory conference and chant

Cunt cunt cunt cunt

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Courtney, should I pack anything revealing for my trip to Edinburgh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, this is where it gets complicated. He was born in Alabama and lived there for 5 years. Then his military dad was posted to Bavaria where he stayed for 8 years, but then his English Mum insisted they move to Yorkshire. So he's been here 23 years and his accent is pretty muddled. Definitely sounds American, just not specific to an area.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Courtney!! COURTNEY!! Marc's escaped from the attic! I don't know how, but he's got free. Let me know if you need a hand in locking him back up

If I say yes, will you come over?

I'm wearing just my undies and socks as I'm about to head to bed but I can come over if you insist

That sounds sexy

I'll let you go to bed, though....this time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"will physical cyberspace travel be available next year?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Courtney, should I pack anything revealing for my trip to Edinburgh?

Yes. Always be ready for some fun.

But bring a sweater.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Courtney, should I pack anything revealing for my trip to Edinburgh?

Yes. Always be ready for some fun.

But bring a sweater.

I'm travelling light so there is a shoe dilemma. Walking boots and a baby-doll may not go together.

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"Courtney!! COURTNEY!! Marc's escaped from the attic! I don't know how, but he's got free. Let me know if you need a hand in locking him back up

If I say yes, will you come over?

I'm wearing just my undies and socks as I'm about to head to bed but I can come over if you insist

That sounds sexy

I'll let you go to bed, though....this time

Maybe another time then

Goodnight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Courtney, should I pack anything revealing for my trip to Edinburgh?

Yes. Always be ready for some fun.

But bring a sweater.

I'm travelling light so there is a shoe dilemma. Walking boots and a baby-doll may not go together.

Go shoe-less with the baby-doll...I assume this would be indoors? Sandals are also pretty light weight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Courtney!! COURTNEY!! Marc's escaped from the attic! I don't know how, but he's got free. Let me know if you need a hand in locking him back up

If I say yes, will you come over?

I'm wearing just my undies and socks as I'm about to head to bed but I can come over if you insist

That sounds sexy

I'll let you go to bed, though....this time

Maybe another time then

Goodnight."

Goodnight!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"will physical cyberspace travel be available next year?

No."

lies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any idea where me sock is flower

Its between the couch cushions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could you enlighten me on why Americans seem to be addicted to... Gun massacres while just north Canadians, with just as many guns, seem to be able to avoid shooting each other!

Is it because the greatest country that ever lived (Britain), held on to Canada and instilled "proper values"

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