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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bend over and touch the floor in 6" heels without bending my knees.

What's your 'special' talent?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can dislocated my shoulders at will. Marc thinks it's gross

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make my eyeballs wobble.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Throw you I've my shoulder without using my hands

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can get the hiccups on purpose.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can get the hiccups on purpose.

AND... I can twitch my nose!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Bend over and touch the floor in 6" heels without bending my knees.

What's your 'special' talent?

slowly massaging the back of long legged lovelies..

when i don't get 'distracted' with their footwear..

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I can High Five ironically and sincerely at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can fall over wearing flat shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can make my eyeballs wobble. "

Me too.lol

Claire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit here day in day out n get bored at hardly anyone ever speaking to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a talent for being invisible. Well on here I do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can almost sit up when I'm doing back stretches - very flexible back!!

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By *onnie55Man over a year ago

Port Talbot

"I can make my eyeballs wobble. "
And me!

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By *ot_Guy999Man over a year ago

Close by...

Calculate rocket launch trajectory and orbits... coz i'm a geek.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can juggle. Took it really seriously back in school

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bend over and touch the floor in 6" heels without bending my knees.

What's your 'special' talent?

This...and doing the splits

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bend over and touch the floor in 6" heels without bending my knees.

What's your 'special' talent?

This...and doing the splits

Am I too old to learn?

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Bend over and touch the floor in 6" heels without bending my knees.

What's your 'special' talent?

Flat hands?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

I can put my legs behind my head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bend over and touch the floor in 6" heels without bending my knees.

What's your 'special' talent?

I can do this too, and the splits and kick my legs over my head.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can touch my nose with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tend to think I'm as supple as I was in my younger years after a good few drinks.....

Can still almost do the splits!

And can get into the crab position....but if I try to move I just land in a heap!

Good laugh though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can touch my nose with my tongue "

I could touch your nose with my tongue as well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can walk like Charlie Chaplin

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By *callycatMan over a year ago

Mid Wales

I can fold my arms in the reverse prayer position...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can film and edit things ^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bend over and touch the floor in 6" heels without bending my knees.

What's your 'special' talent?

This...and doing the splits

Yep. Me too. Comes in handy at times...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I can touch my nose with my tongue

I could touch your nose with my tongue as well!

I dare you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can put my legs behind my head"

You can put them behind mine too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can bite me toenails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can clap with 1 hand, I can pick my nose with my tongue, move my hair backwards and forwards without using my hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can tell what my partner has eaten for lunch just by asking him 'What did you eat for lunch?'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can touch my nose with my tongue

I could touch your nose with my tongue as well!

I dare you...

I already did....you must have blinked n missed it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bend over and touch the floor in 6" heels without bending my knees.

What's your 'special' talent?

I can do this too, and the splits and kick my legs over my head. "

I can do the kick over the head of a 6'4" guy too. Same as I can wrap my legs around my ears.

I can't do the splits though. Am I too old to learn?

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By *ark_KnightsMan over a year ago

london

Fold my ears in as if they are closed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can throw a twenty stone man over my shoulder, quick as a flash.

Amber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and I can find my eyelids in half. It's a bit gross.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fold

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm assuming from the lack of response that my body is too old to learn the splits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can get the hiccups on purpose.

AND... I can twitch my nose!

Curse you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can listen to what a woman is saying to me, remember it, and even act on it

And leave the seat down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can listen to what a woman is saying to me, remember it, and even act on it

And leave the seat down "

Can you do the same for men?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can listen to what a woman is saying to me, remember it, and even act on it

And leave the seat down "

Until you've had your way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can listen to what a woman is saying to me, remember it, and even act on it

And leave the seat down

Until you've had your way

Until I need to use it

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By *eanontiWoman over a year ago

Limerick

"I can fall over wearing flat shoes "
This too but I can dance the night away in 6" heels!!

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

I can do the splits.

Not bad for a fat lass

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

[Removed by poster at 08/10/15 02:12:48]

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Hold a beer in my cleavage with no hands and dance....

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By *inkxRabbitWoman over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

"I can listen to what a woman is saying to me, remember it, and even act on it

And leave the seat down "

No way! Man of my dreams lol

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By *inkxRabbitWoman over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I wash my feet in the sink. Not bad for a fat bird.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can clear a room or forum with one of my bad jokes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can almost sit up when I'm doing back stretches - very flexible back!! "

Noted.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can listen to what a woman is saying to me, remember it, and even act on it

And leave the seat down

No way! Man of my dreams lol"

That's what someone else said... When I followed it up by telling her I could also make a moist chocolate cake, that actually led to a meet... No word of a lie

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm assuming from the lack of response that my body is too old to learn the splits?

I know mine is

. I'm sure you are more than capable though!

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I can do 50 one arm press-ups (used to do 100) and climb 30ft up a rope without touching it with my feet or legs... but I'm not particularly muscley.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can dislocate both of my thumbs at any time.

It's not a talent that'll make me rich or get me laid unfortunately.

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