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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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I would have to pass on an Indian, as I'm highly allergic to spices and other similar products, such as Pepper Sauces.
Have to avoid Indian, some Chinese, Far Eastern cuisines and even "Southern Fried" style foods to avoid being rushed into hospital. |
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over a year ago
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"Let's go for an English!yes heath I'm with you on that one 
Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"
no but I've had pale ale with the light on and watched alfie moon |
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"Let's go for an English!yes heath I'm with you on that one
Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? no but I've had pale ale with the light on and watched alfie moon "
*clears throat*
Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes!
I give you: the average man.
Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism.
It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity.
If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap.
How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment?
I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well."
Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them?
In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let's go for an English!yes heath I'm with you on that one
Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? no but I've had pale ale with the light on and watched alfie moon
*clears throat*
Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes!
I give you: the average man.
Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism.
It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity.
If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap.
How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment?
I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well."
Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them?
In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!""
heath I couldn't have put it better myself fancy a Cornish pasty ?  |
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"fancy a Cornish pasty ?
Common"
heath it's British from Cornwall or a Sunday roast with Yorkshire pudding and roast chicken with horse chestnut stuffing |
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"fancy a Cornish pasty ?
Commonheath it's British from Cornwall or a Sunday roast with Yorkshire pudding and roast chicken with horse chestnut stuffing "
Life's a bowl of cherries and this is the pits. |
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"fancy a Cornish pasty ?
Commonheath it's British from Cornwall or a Sunday roast with Yorkshire pudding and roast chicken with horse chestnut stuffing
Life's a bowl of cherries and this is the pits."
heath ,arm? |
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"fancy a Cornish pasty ?
Commonheath it's British from Cornwall or a Sunday roast with Yorkshire pudding and roast chicken with horse chestnut stuffing
Life's a bowl of cherries and this is the pits. heath ,arm? "
The question is, little boy, are you... |
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"fancy a Cornish pasty ?
Commonheath it's British from Cornwall or a Sunday roast with Yorkshire pudding and roast chicken with horse chestnut stuffing
Life's a bowl of cherries and this is the pits. heath ,arm?
The question is, little boy, are you..."
heath a compliment havnt been called that in a while ,Thankyou |
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if i get out off my sofa i go for a meel tonight
