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over a year ago
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"I've bought Kate some slippers and a dildo 
If she don't like the slippers she can go and fuck herself  "
hubby says he has bought me the new american knickers that are out.one yank and they are off. lol |
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In America a few years ago I went to the chemist to get some condoms and the sales assistant said, "That'll be $3 plus tax." I replied, "You can fuck right off, I'll tie 'em on!" |
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"In America a few years ago I went to the chemist to get some condoms and the sales assistant said, "That'll be $3 plus tax." I replied, "You can fuck right off, I'll tie 'em on!" "
they usually offer a free fitting service |
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