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By (user no longer on site) OP
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The laws an ass,it's not fair,how did they get away with that? We all complain about the justice system so here's your chance to sentence someone.
Post the crime then the person below passes sentence !!!
The crime: I made a fab chorizo and chicken wrap,momentarily left it on the worktop to open a window and my pesky moggy is on it like a shot chewing it....over to you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Punishment: Taken forth from here to a place of execution where he shall be hanged by the neck until he is dead. May God have mercy on your soul.
Crime - stealing the Mona Lisa "
Punishment: being made to pose as the Mona Lisa.
Crime: queue jumping. |
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"Punishment: Taken forth from here to a place of execution where he shall be hanged by the neck until he is dead. May God have mercy on your soul.
Crime - stealing the Mona Lisa
Punishment: being made to pose as the Mona Lisa.
Crime: queue jumping."
Punishment: Made to wait in line at the Post Office on pension day behind 50 pensioners.
Crime: Forging money |
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"Punishment: Taken forth from here to a place of execution where he shall be hanged by the neck until he is dead. May God have mercy on your soul.
Crime - stealing the Mona Lisa
Punishment: being made to pose as the Mona Lisa.
Crime: queue jumping."
Punishment: a chat with elderly women at a residential home
Crime: Parking in disabled bays |
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"Punishment: Taken forth from here to a place of execution where he shall be hanged by the neck until he is dead. May God have mercy on your soul.
Crime - stealing the Mona Lisa
Punishment: being made to pose as the Mona Lisa.
Crime: queue jumping.
Punishment: Made to wait in line at the Post Office on pension day behind 50 pensioners.
Crime: Forging money"
I believe cruel and unusual punishments are illegal... 
Punishment: Being forced to hand out money to the poor.
Crime: Parking in disabled bays |
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Crime: Parking in disabled bays
Punishment: have your legs sawn off and your eyes branded with a hot poker
Crime: eating chips on a bus
48 hours on the naughty stool
Losing keys "
Keyhole surgery on knee caps with no anesthesia! !
Crime: secretly being on fabswingers.com |
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Crime: Parking in disabled bays
Punishment: have your legs sawn off and your eyes branded with a hot poker
Crime: eating chips on a bus
48 hours on the naughty stool
Losing keys "
Punishment: not getting into your house when it is raining.
Crime: cutting benefits for the poor and elderly whilst lowering inheritance tax for the rich: |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Crime: Parking in disabled bays
Punishment: have your legs sawn off and your eyes branded with a hot poker
Crime: eating chips on a bus
48 hours on the naughty stool
Losing keys
Punishment: not getting into your house when it is raining.
Crime: cutting benefits for the poor and elderly whilst lowering inheritance tax for the rich:"
Punishment: having to sit through a lecture by a self identified Marxist student who's never actually got round to reading Marx
Crime: fly tipping an old sofa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Crime: Parking in disabled bays
Punishment: have your legs sawn off and your eyes branded with a hot poker
Crime: eating chips on a bus
48 hours on the naughty stool
Losing keys
Punishment: not getting into your house when it is raining.
Crime: cutting benefits for the poor and elderly whilst lowering inheritance tax for the rich:
Punishment: having to sit through a lecture by a self identified Marxist student who's never actually got round to reading Marx
Crime: fly tipping an old sofa"
punishment. ..having to carry it on your back all the way to the tip whilst sweeping the street of litter !
Crime: plunging the economy into dire straits by nefarious dealings and selfish greedy acts. |
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