You know when you are at the bank, and waiting in line, and then when a cashier becomes available, the automated woman/man says 'Plese go to cashier number X'.....
Well, I was in a supermarket the other day, getting a coffee. On the way out, I have to walk past the front kiosk where they have the tobacco, sweets, lottery etc. As I walked past, it was a womans voice, and she said 'Please go to position 4'
I couldn't help but chuckle to myself and everyone started to look at me. I don't think that they realised how perverse I was being in my mind. :D
Just thought I would share that all with you......... |
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In my local Asda the message they put out over the tannoy when they want more staff on the tills is...."Would all checkout trained staff please attend passion for service"
I think they should ask....."Would all women swingers please attend passion for cock" |
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