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The "man fing" has fallen asleep on the sofa :(
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bucket of water?
Will fuck up the settee though 
There's other wet substances that might fuck up the settee. Ahem.  "
Lol  well the soaking and a bit of dettol might be appropriate then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Give him some good head. He'll be very awake then. And return the favour xx"
If he'd stay awake long enough to get his arse upstairs he MIGHT actually get that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never did find out whether it's true about putting a drop of water on someone's upper lip makes them wet themselves
(or was it putting their finger in a glass of water?)
Let us know
Mr ddc"
If I suck his finger will it have the same effect? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never did find out whether it's true about putting a drop of water on someone's upper lip makes them wet themselves
(or was it putting their finger in a glass of water?)
Let us know
Mr ddc"
Hand in a bowl of water works best for that |
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"I never did find out whether it's true about putting a drop of water on someone's upper lip makes them wet themselves
(or was it putting their finger in a glass of water?)
Let us know
Mr ddc
If I suck his finger will it have the same effect?"
I doubt it, just the thought of that is having a different effect
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm using sexual blackmail... if he doesn't fall asleep again before the end of the film he gets his winkle played with.  "
It's bad that when given the choice between sex and sleep I have more often chosen sleep :o |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm using sexual blackmail... if he doesn't fall asleep again before the end of the film he gets his winkle played with.
It's bad that when given the choice between sex and sleep I have more often chosen sleep :o"
So has he 
He's definitely getting old! |
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"Really that bad?
The film?
Yeah, I'm guessing it probably involves Hugh Grant or Jane Austen.
Poor bloke. 
Nah, some naff sci fi horror "
Bbc 2?
"the film portrays the personal-psychological effects of isolation and loneliness when an astronaut becomes stranded in space and through this, emphasizes the importance of human connection and ...zzzzzzzzz"
Sorry, I nearly dozed off there. Do I get a blow job too 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm using sexual blackmail... if he doesn't fall asleep again before the end of the film he gets his winkle played with.
It's bad that when given the choice between sex and sleep I have more often chosen sleep :o
So has he
He's definitely getting old!"
Morning sex is bettter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm using sexual blackmail... if he doesn't fall asleep again before the end of the film he gets his winkle played with.
It's bad that when given the choice between sex and sleep I have more often chosen sleep :o
So has he
He's definitely getting old!"
multi - task - have sex on the sofa whilst the film is on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm using sexual blackmail... if he doesn't fall asleep again before the end of the film he gets his winkle played with.
It's bad that when given the choice between sex and sleep I have more often chosen sleep :o
So has he
He's definitely getting old!
Morning sex is bettter"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm using sexual blackmail... if he doesn't fall asleep again before the end of the film he gets his winkle played with.
It's bad that when given the choice between sex and sleep I have more often chosen sleep :o
So has he
He's definitely getting old!
Morning sex is bettter
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You molested him in his sleep didn't you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm using sexual blackmail... if he doesn't fall asleep again before the end of the film he gets his winkle played with.
It's bad that when given the choice between sex and sleep I have more often chosen sleep :o
So has he
He's definitely getting old!
Morning sex is bettter
You molested him in his sleep didn't you "
I did not, no
He woke up and saw that I had magically gotten naked during the night... bidda bang bidda boom! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm using sexual blackmail... if he doesn't fall asleep again before the end of the film he gets his winkle played with.
It's bad that when given the choice between sex and sleep I have more often chosen sleep :o
So has he
He's definitely getting old!
Morning sex is bettter
You molested him in his sleep didn't you
I did not, no
He woke up and saw that I had magically gotten naked during the night... bidda bang bidda boom!"
Haha that's cheating |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm using sexual blackmail... if he doesn't fall asleep again before the end of the film he gets his winkle played with.
It's bad that when given the choice between sex and sleep I have more often chosen sleep :o
So has he
He's definitely getting old!
Morning sex is bettter
You molested him in his sleep didn't you
I did not, no
He woke up and saw that I had magically gotten naked during the night... bidda bang bidda boom!
Haha that's cheating "
What, the "I know you have morning glory so I'm going to grind against your leg until you let me do something about it" method is cheating? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm using sexual blackmail... if he doesn't fall asleep again before the end of the film he gets his winkle played with.
It's bad that when given the choice between sex and sleep I have more often chosen sleep :o
So has he
He's definitely getting old!
Morning sex is bettter
You molested him in his sleep didn't you
I did not, no
He woke up and saw that I had magically gotten naked during the night... bidda bang bidda boom!
Haha that's cheating
What, the "I know you have morning glory so I'm going to grind against your leg until you let me do something about it" method is cheating? "
Yep :p |
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