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So come sit on Santa Soapys knee and tell him what ya wants fa Christmas xx
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Oooh, I'm being classy today!!!  | |||
"Blimey Soapy...if I sat on ya knee you'd disappear up me crack!!!
Oooh, I'm being classy today!!! "Worth the risk i recons xx | |||
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"A little stool for this little guy i know that would love to be able to play darts properly without having to throw 100's of darts just to get around the board because hes sooooo small. Its sooo cute to watch him throwing the darts, with his little jump in a vain attempt to hit the 20.
kev "Yeah well i did eventually and yes ya git me balls are still bruised and sore where ya kicked me in em last night pmsl xx  | |||
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"I dont mind crushing ya knees but i never get what i want for xmas so just gonna sit and squish "Sounds good ta me ya can squish all ya wants on my lap lol xx | |||
"Well Soapy,,, I think you’d make a astonishingly good Santa….although I have to confess I’ve had a few bad experienced with Santa’s in the past…… Once a long time ago, I was told Santa wouldn’t come if I wasn’t a good boy,,,,, well let me tell you… what a pack of rubbish that is,,,,, Hey,,, so there I was, just a innocent young fella, when them grown-up types grabbed me and carted me off to one of those garden centre type places with a Santa’s grotto spectacular going on…. We waited ages in the queue until it was my turn to sit on his knee…..... And let me tell you….. That was no cigar in his trouser pocket I could feel poking firmly in my behind,,,, and that damp patch left on the back of my pants was not caused by a bit of leaking wee due to my over-excitement at meeting o’l beardielocks….. Nope sir…let me just say,,,,I’m sure O’l Pervy Santa came that year alright…. ……Oh yeah,, oh yeah,, oh yeah….ho ho ho….. Mind it was tad embarrassing being taken to see Santa Claus at the age of 22 "Pmsl xx | |||
"I dont mind crushing ya knees but i never get what i want for xmas so just gonna sit and squish
Sounds good ta me ya can squish all ya wants on my lap lol xx " | |||
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"a new pair of red patent shoes a nuns outfit some OPI nail varnish Clinique soap "Told ya ya havin flip flops xx | |||
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"a new pair of red patent shoes a nuns outfit some OPI nail varnish Clinique soap
Told ya ya havin flip flops xx "Thats not bloody funny Soapy, il make sure you get the top lockers at chams now so ya cant reach! | |||
"Cheese on toast please Santa!! x" Comin up sexy xx | |||
"a new pair of red patent shoes a nuns outfit some OPI nail varnish Clinique soap
Told ya ya havin flip flops xx Thats not bloody funny Soapy, il make sure you get the top lockers at chams now so ya cant reach!"I always gets the top friggin lockers at clubs anyway it really is anoyin lol xx  | |||
"a new pair of red patent shoes a nuns outfit some OPI nail varnish Clinique soap
Told ya ya havin flip flops xx Thats not bloody funny Soapy, il make sure you get the top lockers at chams now so ya cant reach!
I always gets the top friggin lockers at clubs anyway it really is anoyin lol xx "I know lol | |||
"Cheese on toast please Santa!! x Comin up sexy xx "mmmm, are ye? mind and phone for dinner first then xx | |||
"Cheese on toast please Santa!! x Comin up sexy xx
mmmm, are ye? mind and phone for dinner first then xx"Will do Mmmm xx | |||
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