One who will do my overdue housework whilst I relax with a glass of wine and watch the rugby this afternoon....and provide a lovely half time massage...ah blissssss

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Anyone who will ignore I haven't done the housework and fuck my stupid

lol I'm sure they won't notice the house

Oh, they do.

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By *km45Man over a year ago

UTTOXETER

A nice lady to come round mine this afternoon who wants kisses, cuddles and ......

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone who will ignore I haven't done the housework and fuck my stupid

lol I'm sure they won't notice the house

Oh, they do.

Oh I'm fucked then I have emptied my kitchen cupboards to clear out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone who doesn't spin me the same line as every other woman he messages would be a good start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I (Mrs) am daydreaming about sensual ff time with a beautiful woman.

Sigh.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I (Mrs) am daydreaming about sensual ff time with a beautiful woman.

Sigh.

That would be nice also

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Someone with their own galleon. I fancy becoming a pirate for the afternoon, work permitting.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Someone with their own galleon. I fancy becoming a pirate for the afternoon, work permitting.

Hahaha captain Tina tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rupert Penry Jones would pass the afternoon....."

Did he use to be in Spooks?

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"Rupert Penry Jones would pass the afternoon.....

Did he use to be in Spooks?"

yes...... I love him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want someone who will give me a massage & not care about the snotty tissues piling up around me

Aww lovely, get well soon xx"

Thank you xx

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Someone with their own galleon. I fancy becoming a pirate for the afternoon, work permitting.

That made me titter!

I just came back for someone tall who's not afraid of heights to wash my windows for me but I could live with being a pirate instead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fierce red head would be heavenly

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"Rupert Penry Jones would pass the afternoon.....

Did he use to be in Spooks?

yes...... I love him

but that Dervla Kirwan stole him from me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone sensual right night ... Need a snuggle & to rest my head on a firm strong chest...x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone that would bring around some dinner. I forgot to get something out of the freezer for later then give me lots of cuddles before j give them an oily tit wank.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Someone sensual right night ... Need a snuggle & to rest my head on a firm strong chest...x"

Yeah I like to do that with my hair being stroked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone sensual right night ... Need a snuggle & to rest my head on a firm strong chest...x

Yeah I like to do that with my hair being stroked

That's perfect x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone sensual right night ... Need a snuggle & to rest my head on a firm strong chest...x"

Me! :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Colin firth please

this is argos specials isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rupert Penry Jones would pass the afternoon.....

Did he use to be in Spooks?

yes...... I love him

Yep, I wouldn't kick him out of my bed either

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Colin firth please

this is argos specials isnt it?

Not sure you would find him in Argos

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Someone with spare horses! It's a lovely morning and I've got nothing to ride...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you in the mood for right now?

I'm in the mood for a tall rugged man who has lots of tattoos who will just take control and shag me senseless

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

In the mood for a open minded sexy lady that is willing to invest some time in chatting and getting to know me whilst I recover from my accident and then taking it from there.

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By *rs TootyWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

A wee cuddle n kiss maybe leading to some slow sensual sex would be perfect right now..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

some one kissable with a coy smile and enjoys cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone i can fall asleep on would be nice.

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Someone who is good at massage. Big enough so I can fit in their body for a spoon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone with big boob to suckle on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just want to be with my partner today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone who will ignore I haven't done the housework and fuck my stupid

Just finished mine K x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

id love to just have cuddles n kisses,, feeling pretty crap today and low on energy.

after someone to listen, not judge and empathetic of my situation..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lady with lots of curves to cuddle up to and to be smothered with boobs n bum :D"

On my way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One who will cook, clean and watch the children. "
hehe hey it could be me x

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By *ighting17thMan over a year ago

Bodmin

"Are you in the mood for right now?

I'm in the mood for a tall rugged man who has lots of tattoos who will just take control and shag me senseless

Lovely avatar!!!x

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

Someone to cook a leg of lamb with all the trimmings and serve it up with a nice glass of wine .....oh and do the dishes lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curvy. Dressed in the gear. Wants to tease me as she strips slowly. I can look but cant youch

Yum-bloody-yum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone that can make the beef cook quicker would be good right about now!!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Are you in the mood for right now?

I'm in the mood for a tall rugged man who has lots of tattoos who will just take control and shag me senseless

Lovely avatar!!!x"

Aww thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you in the mood for right now?

I'm in the mood for a tall rugged man who has lots of tattoos who will just take control and shag me senseless

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a normal tall guy, who gives good kisses and cuddles. Good sex too is a bonus and who wont tell me the same as he tells every other woman he meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone who will go to work for me ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A guy with tattoos, that would wrap his arms around me and give me a snog that would make me weak at the knees, preferably a killer hair cut and younger than me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sexy tattooed hunk who knows how to kiss,cuddle and fuck....met him quite a few times I want more more more oh and anyone else I've met that know how to fucky brains out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A curvy tactile lady who likes cuddles, kisses and snuggling up together.

You know what, I'm not particularly bothered about the sex right now. Just a cuddle and a hug would be wonderful at this precise moment!

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Someone who can wind me!!

*pats food baby*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you in the mood for right now?

I'm in the mood for a tall rugged man who has lots of tattoos who will just take control and shag me senseless

going to be hard to find you when you live 'somewhere'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy. Dressed in the gear. Wants to tease me as she strips slowly. I can look but cant youch

Yum-bloody-yum"

I reckon I could manage that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A curvy tactile lady who likes cuddles, kisses and snuggling up together.

You know what, I'm not particularly bothered about the sex right now. Just a cuddle and a hug would be wonderful at this precise moment!

Ahh...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A charasmatic lady who can hold a witty and funny conversation who likes neck nibbles and spooning...Please

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

Someone who likes fucking and cuddle breaks. And makes a good cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone who's happy to let me eat a full tub of Pringles to myself... oh, wait...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A curvy tactile lady who likes cuddles, kisses and snuggling up together.

You know what, I'm not particularly bothered about the sex right now. Just a cuddle and a hug would be wonderful at this precise moment!

Over here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't care as long as he has paracetamol,tissues,a bucket and a cold flannel for my forehead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't care as long as he has paracetamol,tissues,a bucket and a cold flannel for my forehead

Awwww hope you feel better soon xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On that would like a nice spoon as we fall to sleep and till we wake then have some nice horny morning sex

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Someone who will supervise the clothes clear out I'm about to have and make me send the stuff I never wear to charity!

Ruthless I think is the trait I do not possess!

I had a Fab friend come over to do just that. He was great and some of things he thought I should get rid that I kept have now gone too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clumsy. I could do with a laff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy. Dressed in the gear. Wants to tease me as she strips slowly. I can look but cant youch

Yum-bloody-yum

I reckon I could manage that.

Pheeeeeeeeeew

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Clumsy. I could do with a laff."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone who would cuddle me and make me smile in an attempt to take my mind off of this bloody awful gastroenteritis x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone who would cuddle me and make me smile in an attempt to take my mind off of this bloody awful gastroenteritis x"

And brave...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone who would cuddle me and make me smile in an attempt to take my mind off of this bloody awful gastroenteritis x

And brave...

Haha only had the sickness and excruciating pain today. The other end has been behaving haha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone who would cuddle me and make me smile in an attempt to take my mind off of this bloody awful gastroenteritis x

And brave...

Haha only had the sickness and excruciating pain today. The other end has been behaving haha x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A curvy tactile lady who likes cuddles, kisses and snuggling up together.

You know what, I'm not particularly bothered about the sex right now. Just a cuddle and a hug would be wonderful at this precise moment!

Over here!"

on my way ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually, noone. I'm quite content to be alone today

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Someone who can give me a deep massage. My back is really aching right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you in the mood for right now?

I'm in the mood for a tall rugged man who has lots of tattoos who will just take control and shag me senseless

I know him- shall I send him round?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you in the mood for right now?

I'm in the mood for a tall rugged man who has lots of tattoos who will just take control and shag me senseless

Always in the mood for one of them

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Someone with integrity.

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By *ighting17thMan over a year ago

Bodmin

A lady with confidence and pride!xx

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By *ighting17thMan over a year ago

Bodmin

"Someone with integrity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drama free.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A petite brunette to curl up in bed with.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"A charasmatic lady who can hold a witty and funny conversation who likes neck nibbles and spooning...Please

On my way xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I add that he has to bring some Tena lady with him. This cough is weakening my bladder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I add that he has to bring some Tena lady with him. This cough is weakening my bladder."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some gorgeous man to take me to bed now (because I'm tired) and kiss me - then hold me all night whilst I sleep - ready to have amazing sex with me in the morning! X

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

A sensual, cuddly man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some gorgeous man to take me to bed now (because I'm tired) and kiss me - then hold me all night whilst I sleep - ready to have amazing sex with me in the morning! X"

This I totally get, morning sex is way better than "I'm absolutely shattered and just want to sleep" sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you in the mood for right now?

I'm in the mood for a tall rugged man who has lots of tattoos who will just take control and shag me senseless

"
the exact opposite of that

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Honest, single, fun, slightly masochistic pansexual submissive with a nice smile.

Gender unimportant, stamina is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Honest, single, fun, slightly masochistic pansexual submissive with a nice smile.

Gender unimportant, stamina is."
stamina and a nice smile I have not sure about pansexual??

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