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over a year ago
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"When I get up in the morning and whack my shin or big toe on a piece of furniture after a bad night, Bollocks!!!! seems to suffice quite nicely.  "
sometimes its just so therapeutic dont you think? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've been through phases, for a while bastard was a favourite & bastardising things was breaking them or mashing then up. More recently it's been balls or testicles either said in annoyance or anger can help alleviate strong emotions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I get up in the morning and whack my shin or big toe on a piece of furniture after a bad night, Bollocks!!!! seems to suffice quite nicely.
sometimes its just so therapeutic dont you think?"
Sometimes it would be nice to have a new one, for when it doesn't quite do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I use the word shit a lot because if I then suddenly realise I'm in the presence of children I can cover it by going sssss-u-gar "
We were watching the goonies the other week i spilt my hot coffee and said shit. I told the eldest i said ship all the way through. when we got to the end of the film and she saw the pirate ship she believed me haha. I then told her i did swear after all   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Twunt or cockwomble when I have to deal with a numpty, which is often  "
Cockwomble is funny, someone called me that once ( or twice ), and no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't take offence. |
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"When I get up in the morning and whack my shin or big toe on a piece of furniture after a bad night, Bollocks!!!! seems to suffice quite nicely.
sometimes its just so therapeutic dont you think?
Sometimes it would be nice to have a new one, for when it doesn't quite do. "
Cockwomble is my new one i stole from someone on the forums |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I get up in the morning and whack my shin or big toe on a piece of furniture after a bad night, Bollocks!!!! seems to suffice quite nicely.
sometimes its just so therapeutic dont you think?
Sometimes it would be nice to have a new one, for when it doesn't quite do.
Cockwomble is my new one i stole from someone on the forums "
We typed that at the same time, it is a cracker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love hearing "fuck", especially when the person has a really posh accent..
So come on, you bunch of cockwombles, whats yours? "
Oh yes, I love 'fuck' said in a posh accent like Hugh Grant
I seem to use 'fuckwit' a lot lately |
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I knew this lady, I suspect she really was one, landed gentry and all - cultured and well spoken 'posh' accent etc. She spoke real filth. It was fascinating and mesmerising. I loved it.
I was only about 20 and nothing happened but she said it.
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Twat is my goto word. Cunt is reserved for .....well.....cunts or the bedroom and fuck and fucking are used as punctuation
However I can turn my potty mouth off and leave it on standby  |
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"Twat is my goto word. Cunt is reserved for .....well.....cunts or the bedroom and fuck and fucking are used as punctuation
However I can turn my potty mouth off and leave it on standby "
Its impolite to say anything other than fuck in the bedroom of course accompanying adjectives are exempt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody blinking flip!!!
And that's jolly swearing for you.
Id love to hear you say something really dirty taff 
Big elephants poo !!!
Pussy!  "
Ok you asked for it stand back!!!
Bum poo wee willies and ladies front bottoms !!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bloody blinking flip!!!
And that's jolly swearing for you.
Id love to hear you say something really dirty taff
Big elephants poo !!!
Pussy!
Ok you asked for it stand back!!!
Bum poo wee willies and ladies front bottoms !!!!!! "
Cock, cunt  , fuck wanker bollocks!! Toss-pot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody blinking flip!!!
And that's jolly swearing for you.
Id love to hear you say something really dirty taff
Big elephants poo !!!
Pussy!
Ok you asked for it stand back!!!
Bum poo wee willies and ladies front bottoms !!!!!!
Cock, cunt , fuck wanker bollocks!! Toss-pot "
Bloomers , ploppy pants , ear wax and nose bogies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bloody blinking flip!!!
And that's jolly swearing for you.
Id love to hear you say something really dirty taff
Big elephants poo !!!
Pussy!
Ok you asked for it stand back!!!
Bum poo wee willies and ladies front bottoms !!!!!!
Cock, cunt , fuck wanker bollocks!! Toss-pot
Bloomers , ploppy pants , ear wax and nose bogies "
is there any other sort of bogies, mr ploppy pants? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody blinking flip!!!
And that's jolly swearing for you.
Id love to hear you say something really dirty taff
Big elephants poo !!!
Pussy!
Ok you asked for it stand back!!!
Bum poo wee willies and ladies front bottoms !!!!!!
Cock, cunt , fuck wanker bollocks!! Toss-pot
Bloomers , ploppy pants , ear wax and nose bogies is there any other sort of bogies, mr ploppy pants? "
I dont know I will consult the Pooch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love hearing "fuck", especially when the person has a really posh accent..
So come on, you bunch of cockwombles, whats yours? "
Think I said fuck and cock last night! (not in an angry way though!! ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Twat is my goto word. Cunt is reserved for .....well.....cunts or the bedroom and fuck and fucking are used as punctuation
However I can turn my potty mouth off and leave it on standby
Its impolite to say anything other than fuck in the bedroom of course accompanying adjectives are exempt "
That would probably be fuck, fuck, fuck, Faaaaaack, Faaaaaaaack, Faaaaaaack, Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Then with plenty of fucking hells earlier |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am not overly keen on the word, and don't use it often, however, sometimes when someone goes above and beyond the norm to piss you off.....sometimes the only word for said individual is.....(said with passion and feeling and a strong Jock accent) CUUUUNT!
Only to be used in the case of emergency though ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I get up in the morning and whack my shin or big toe on a piece of furniture after a bad night, Bollocks!!!! seems to suffice quite nicely.
sometimes its just so therapeutic dont you think?
Sometimes it would be nice to have a new one, for when it doesn't quite do.
Cockwomble is my new one i stole from someone on the forums "
this is my common phrase I say it far to much lol think I have mentioned it in a few forum posts lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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does anyone else have different words for different things mostly it's fuck, but oh bollox for forgetting something, then ramps all the way up to fucking cunt for toe stubbing |
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