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Any ideas for comforting Mark of Alimark?

By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Since Newcastle have been hammered this afternoon and he will be distraught, does anyone have any ideas for providing comfort and succour during his hours of need?

I'm going to open with a pie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He said if you turn your newspaper upside down Tina , things don't look so bad

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

A Mackem shirt

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

School dinner made by the kid!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Mackem shirt

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I think he would sooner watch Curling

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Surely if one supports them one is used to it..

and not having won any silver since err well the 60's..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Since Newcastle have been hammered this afternoon and he will be distraught, does anyone have any ideas for providing comfort and succour during his hours of need?

I'm going to open with a pie.

Not much. But Sunderland are only ahead on goal difference.

You could always try a blow job. A last resort, I know, but I am struggling here for comfort.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

EXCUSE ME!!!! We won a cup pre season last year in New Zealand

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"EXCUSE ME!!!! We won a cup pre season last year in New Zealand

egg cups don't count though..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bottle of broon

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

A box set of byker grove lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"EXCUSE ME!!!! We won a cup pre season last year in New Zealand

egg cups don't count though..

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it was Silver and we got to keep it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't really see England cheering him up later either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need cheering up too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Search Geordie haka on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need cheering up too

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15 more days till you play us , so that will help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could suck his cock Tina

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"You could suck his cock Tina"

Oooh best suggestion so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You could suck his cock Tina

Oooh best suggestion so far

I was thinking of you

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

His pitch is being trashed by a cracking rugby game?

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"His pitch is being trashed by a cracking rugby game? "

Oh we're supposed to cheer him up?

Chelsea aren't doing great either???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His pitch is being trashed by a cracking rugby game? "
Hey use it,we never do

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Stick a pie in his gob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stick a pie in his gob

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Just got home and ive had a few pies today I can tell ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Mackem shirt

Not as if you guys are doing any better

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By *layfulserfMan over a year ago

Northolt

Apparently the RSPCA turned up at the stadium because they heard there was a sick swan

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"EXCUSE ME!!!! We won a cup pre season last year in New Zealand

Well technically they actually stole that cup.

Only a Newcastle fan could consider it winning,just because they didn't get caught.

Haha

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