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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bollox, I'm on the wagon Miss T, a guess a cuppa then! 
Oh on the waggon, tea it is then Sir- how do you take it??   "
Just a splash of the white stuff please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A large glass of red please miss 
With pleasure sweetie- rioja?
Yes please! star!"
I think I may join you...
Heck- I'll just leave the bottle on the bar.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A large glass of red please miss
With pleasure sweetie- rioja?
Yes please! star!
I think I may join you...
Heck- I'll just leave the bottle on the bar.."
White for me please - sod it forget the glass I'll just drink from the bottle!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bollox, I'm on the wagon Miss T, a guess a cuppa then!
Oh on the waggon, tea it is then Sir- how do you take it??
Just a splash of the white stuff please!  I can see you're going to be trouble- good job you aren't drinking! "
Moi - Trouble... noooo  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bollox, I'm on the wagon Miss T, a guess a cuppa then!
Oh on the waggon, tea it is then Sir- how do you take it??
Just a splash of the white stuff please! I can see you're going to be trouble- good job you aren't drinking!
Moi - Trouble... noooo "
Don't spill your tea trying to keep a straight face, while you say that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mines a vodka and lemonade and get whatever the hot dude in the corner is drinking x"
I think he's drinking the same!
Two of those then? You can deliver one over and break the ice!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vodka and lemonade as I realised that I work with the intelligent amount of fuckwits "
Mike- *whispers- I think the girlie delivering your drink reckons you are hot!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A large glass of red please miss
With pleasure sweetie- rioja?
Yes please! star!
I think I may join you...
Heck- I'll just leave the bottle on the bar.."
Yay come sit with me sweet and lets have a giggle! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Newcastle Brown, coming up and a bottle with a long straw for Peaches, check!
Soft drink? Narrow it down?!
Diet please "
Done- ice? Any snacks? We have some hot n spicy sausages |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A large glass of red please miss
With pleasure sweetie- rioja?
Yes please! star!
I think I may join you...
Heck- I'll just leave the bottle on the bar..
Yay come sit with me sweet and lets have a giggle! "
Sounds like a plan- although the bar jus got busy...come and hang here- Mr. PB will entertain you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kopparberg Nordic Berry.
Don't worry, I brought my own.... 
Cheers all
Dodgy girly cider for SDM coming up!
Ffs...it's really nice...  "
Hmmmm not convinced! |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Vodka and lemonade as I realised that I work with the intelligent amount of fuckwits Mike- *whispers- I think the girlie delivering your drink reckons you are hot!!"
Does she..,well my box is open for a message |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A bucket of wine please?!
Red white pink??
I think tonight it will be pink. I'm going for supplies and then I'm going to drink wine on my treadmill! "
Is that wise |
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"A bucket of wine please?!
Red white pink??
I think tonight it will be pink. I'm going for supplies and then I'm going to drink wine on my treadmill!
Is that wise "
No idea. Only one way to find out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Newcastle Brown, coming up and a bottle with a long straw for Peaches, check!
Soft drink? Narrow it down?!
Diet please
Done- ice? Any snacks? We have some hot n spicy sausages "
I love a sausage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A large glass of red please miss
With pleasure sweetie- rioja?
Yes please! star!
I think I may join you...
Heck- I'll just leave the bottle on the bar..
Yay come sit with me sweet and lets have a giggle!
Sounds like a plan- although the bar jus got busy...come and hang here- Mr. PB will entertain you! "
Hold on a minute till I get my unicycle and my pom poms... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a dilemma only popped in for a quick one in my break do I stay and get wasted with fit dude or go back to the fuckwits x"
deffo the fit duude!!
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it  "
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A large glass of red please miss
With pleasure sweetie- rioja?
Yes please! star!
I think I may join you...
Heck- I'll just leave the bottle on the bar..
Yay come sit with me sweet and lets have a giggle!
Sounds like a plan- although the bar jus got busy...come and hang here- Mr. PB will entertain you!
Hold on a minute till I get my unicycle and my pom poms..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a dilemma only popped in for a quick one in my break do I stay and get wasted with fit dude or go back to the fuckwits x deffo the fit duude!!"
. Ok ok I'm staying x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink....."
One each then .... We will be dancing on the table before you know it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink....."
Was it a gift from a tall dark stranger?!
I'll share! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink....."
You must be at good mood |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink.....
One each then .... We will be dancing on the table before you know it. "
No stilletto marks on the table please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink.....
One each then .... We will be dancing on the table before you know it.
No stilletto marks on the table please "
let them have fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink.....
Was it a gift from a tall dark stranger?!
I'll share! "
The wine or the stranger?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink.....
One each then .... We will be dancing on the table before you know it.
No stilletto marks on the table please "
Of course not .... Shoes off first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink.....
One each then .... We will be dancing on the table before you know it.
No stilletto marks on the table please
let them have fun "
oh indeed just not with your shoes on! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink.....
One each then .... We will be dancing on the table before you know it.
No stilletto marks on the table please
Of course not .... Shoes off first "
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink.....
One each then .... We will be dancing on the table before you know it.
No stilletto marks on the table please
Of course not .... Shoes off first "
I can only just walk in my new FMS let alone dance |
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink.....
Was it a gift from a tall dark stranger?!
I'll share! "
Sadly not but hey join in! Dutch courage? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I have had one of those work days where you just want to get home and scream 'aaaargh!' to get it out of your system so a cup of tea now and a gin and tonic later seems like a very good idea. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have had one of those work days where you just want to get home and scream 'aaaargh!' to get it out of your system so a cup of tea now and a gin and tonic later seems like a very good idea."
Cup of g n t coming up- Bombay Sapphire do? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just got home from being in the pub with a couple of colleagues. Only had 2 large glasses of red wine but god I feel d*unk "
Best have some of our house speciality spicy sausage to soak it up then.....
And another glass of red! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just got home from being in the pub with a couple of colleagues. Only had 2 large glasses of red wine but god I feel d*unk
Best have some of our house speciality spicy sausage to soak it up then.....
And another glass of red! "
I'm drinking whisky now. For medicinal purposes only |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've popped a cork on a fine South African pinot noir.
It's breathing and waiting for me when I get back in after walkies  "
Quick- pop round the docks and lifts 'breathing' pinot (yes I said Pinot!)
from the side through the open window |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I have had one of those work days where you just want to get home and scream 'aaaargh!' to get it out of your system so a cup of tea now and a gin and tonic later seems like a very good idea.
Cup of g n t coming up- Bombay Sapphire do? "
Very, very nicely thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a rather jolly Rioja please
Puts bottle on the bar- top mine up too please while you are there Taff darling
My pleasure young lady , say when "
But never say never! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have had one of those work days where you just want to get home and scream 'aaaargh!' to get it out of your system so a cup of tea now and a gin and tonic later seems like a very good idea.
Cup of g n t coming up- Bombay Sapphire do?
Very, very nicely thank you. "
Ice and lime? x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm on the wagon at the moment too, can I have a cup of tea?? "
Of course you can sweet, surprised Mr Who hasnt ordered a coffee yet- kettles boiling - white?
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I have had one of those work days where you just want to get home and scream 'aaaargh!' to get it out of your system so a cup of tea now and a gin and tonic later seems like a very good idea.
Cup of g n t coming up- Bombay Sapphire do?
Very, very nicely thank you.
Ice and lime? x"
Always. Unless it's Hendrick's; then I'll have a slice of cucumber. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have had one of those work days where you just want to get home and scream 'aaaargh!' to get it out of your system so a cup of tea now and a gin and tonic later seems like a very good idea.
Cup of g n t coming up- Bombay Sapphire do?
Very, very nicely thank you.
Ice and lime? x
Always. Unless it's Hendrick's; then I'll have a slice of cucumber. x"
good call! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've popped a cork on a fine South African pinot noir.
It's breathing and waiting for me when I get back in after walkies
Quick- pop round the docks and lifts 'breathing' pinot (yes I said Pinot!)
from the side through the open window "
Oi you tea leaf !!
Red card for foul behaviour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink.....
Was it a gift from a tall dark stranger?!
I'll share!
Sadly not but hey join in! Dutch courage? "
Please! Wine is going down nicely giving me a glow! Nervous excitement is terrible |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've popped a cork on a fine South African pinot noir.
It's breathing and waiting for me when I get back in after walkies
Quick- pop round the docks and lifts 'breathing' pinot (yes I said Pinot!)
from the side through the open window
Oi you tea leaf !!
Red card for foul behaviour "
Quality control duude!
See I have the badge right here, on my chest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink.....
Was it a gift from a tall dark stranger?!
I'll share!
Sadly not but hey join in! Dutch courage?
Please! Wine is going down nicely giving me a glow! Nervous excitement is terrible "
Nervous why??
Meet planned?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've popped a cork on a fine South African pinot noir.
It's breathing and waiting for me when I get back in after walkies
Quick- pop round the docks and lifts 'breathing' pinot (yes I said Pinot!)
from the side through the open window
Oi you tea leaf !!
Red card for foul behaviour
Quality control duude!
See I have the badge right here, on my chest "
Sorry, I can't see it you'll have to come closer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've popped a cork on a fine South African pinot noir.
It's breathing and waiting for me when I get back in after walkies
Quick- pop round the docks and lifts 'breathing' pinot (yes I said Pinot!)
from the side through the open window
Oi you tea leaf !!
Red card for foul behaviour
Quality control duude!
See I have the badge right here, on my chest
Sorry, I can't see it you'll have to come closer "
There can you see it now? |
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink.....
Was it a gift from a tall dark stranger?!
I'll share!
Sadly not but hey join in! Dutch courage?
Please! Wine is going down nicely giving me a glow! Nervous excitement is terrible
Nervous why??
Meet planned??"
It will be fine xx Don't get too squiffy though xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A glass of Prosecco please
Great minds, I've opened a bottle!
Can we share ? I think I'm going to pop to the shops for a bottle ... Love it
I've 2 in the fridge. No idea why there's 2 in there when I rarely drink.....
Was it a gift from a tall dark stranger?!
I'll share!
Sadly not but hey join in! Dutch courage?
Please! Wine is going down nicely giving me a glow! Nervous excitement is terrible
Nervous why??
Meet planned??
It will be fine xx Don't get too squiffy though xx"
Yes meet planned. First 121 meet! (Been to va couple times)
I won't get d*unk just a little confidence boost!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've popped a cork on a fine South African pinot noir.
It's breathing and waiting for me when I get back in after walkies
Quick- pop round the docks and lifts 'breathing' pinot (yes I said Pinot!)
from the side through the open window
Oi you tea leaf !!
Red card for foul behaviour
Quality control duude!
See I have the badge right here, on my chest
Sorry, I can't see it you'll have to come closer
There can you see it now? "
Nope, let me get my official braille readers badge out first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A non alcoholic cocktail please
Cetainly madam how about a pomegranate mojito?
Beautiful and I was just about to die of thirst "
Its on the house appologies for the wait! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do you fancy?
... to Drink!!! grey goose martini extra olives but failing that a glass of red wine would do please lovely lady "
Two dry martinis- want 'em duurty? |
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