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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That would turn me off even the best looking man in the world, what a horrible phrase...."
As I am only the second best looking man in the world, do I get to smash ya back doors in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That would turn me off even the best looking man in the world, what a horrible phrase....
As I am only the second best looking man in the world, do I get to smash ya back doors in? "
You really have a way with words |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That would turn me off even the best looking man in the world, what a horrible phrase....
As I am only the second best looking man in the world, do I get to smash ya back doors in?
You really have a way with words "
Yup. Oral expert |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does it mean?
Oh you're so innocent Stevie Want a demo
He knows what it means. He's been begging me to do it to him for ages. "
He must be getting forgetful in his old age then |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What does it mean?
Oh you're so innocent Stevie Want a demo
He knows what it means. He's been begging me to do it to him for ages. "
Can I watch, please? Just so that I know what it means. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Second only to shed gangbang thread.
I see your shed and I raise you sweetcorn under foreskin I'll raise you a lost buttplug "
Anel. Legendary thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive just been admonished for using this phrase
*texting from the naughty step*
Who actually used that phrase originally? "
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/265775 |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"That's all I'll be getting until contraception is organized "
It has been known for women to get pregnant with anal. The little swimmers are determined and there is a handy little path for them to follow.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's all I'll be getting until contraception is organized
It has been known for women to get pregnant with anal. The little swimmers are determined and there is a handy little path for them to follow.
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Seriously???
Christ...gonna have to sew it up |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Mates mum behind morrisons anyone?
C...
What about the sister in law upstairs (or was it the mother in law)?"
Wasn't it the girlfriend's mum in the kitchen who might wonder why he was taking so long in the bathroom? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Mates mum behind morrisons anyone?
C...
What about the sister in law upstairs (or was it the mother in law)?
Wasn't it the girlfriend's mum in the kitchen who might wonder why he was taking so long in the bathroom?"
There was that one too.
Then there are all the "how do I get my wife/girlfriend into swinging?" and their attempts at different strategies.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As the original author, I would just like to say a big thanks for all the nice comments and the fact people still remember it
Do you know the title of the original thread, I'd love to read it "
Cock snot up your fart pipe, hope you enjoy x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As the original author, I would just like to say a big thanks for all the nice comments and the fact people still remember it
Do you know the title of the original thread, I'd love to read it "
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/265775 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As the original author, I would just like to say a big thanks for all the nice comments and the fact people still remember it "
Legend!
So many good old threads mentioned too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As the original author, I would just like to say a big thanks for all the nice comments and the fact people still remember it
Legend!
So many good old threads mentioned too. " |
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