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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.
I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.
Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.
Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.
I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.
Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.
Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?
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I read this thinking "the little boy who sang I'm walking in the air?"!
Now i know who you mean, she's fit, I would. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.
I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.
Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.
Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?
I read this thinking "the little boy who sang I'm walking in the air?"!
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Fuck sake, I know i'm bad but im not a peado   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"George Osborne?
There's no way I'd shag him tho... :/"
Did you see him on PMQ last week? He was coming down from copius amounts of by the looks of it.  |
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"George Osborne?
There's no way I'd shag him tho... :/
Did you see him on PMQ last week? He was coming down from copius amounts of by the looks of it. "
Loool!
Sporting a snotty nose and red eyes whilst twitching, was he? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Moria Stewart, Laurence lewelyn Bowen, Carole smilie, grace Jones, Tom Daley, Ronan keating, pretty sure there is more!!!
Suzanne Reid, caulida winkleman, miley Cyrus!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Chuckle Brothers....so I could hear the catch phrase as we mmf'd....all together now
"To me...to you"
Oh the shame"
PMSL
Richard Madeley but only at the 6 month mark! I'm not easy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The Chuckle Brothers....so I could hear the catch phrase as we mmf'd....all together now
"To me...to you"
Oh the shame"
Excellent
Karen Brady off the apprentice - wouldn't look so smug with my cock balls deep in her arse
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Moria Stewart, Laurence lewelyn Bowen, Carole smilie, grace Jones, Tom Daley, Ronan keating, pretty sure there is more!!!
Suzanne Reid, caulida winkleman, miley Cyrus!!"
Moira Stewart!!! Fucking brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Moria Stewart, Laurence lewelyn Bowen, Carole smilie, grace Jones, Tom Daley, Ronan keating, pretty sure there is more!!!
Suzanne Reid, caulida winkleman, miley Cyrus!!
Moira Stewart!!! Fucking brilliant "
Think a high five is needed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.
I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.
Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.
Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.
I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.
Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.
Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?
You "
Lol fuck! I should have said famous person. Fair play though at least you're honest ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.
I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.
Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.
Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?
You
Lol fuck! I should have said famous person. Fair play though at least you're honest ha "
I don't hate you. I don't know you. I don't even know what you look like.
I just thought putting you was quite funny  |
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It would depend on the length of time I'd be stranded - after a while, without opportunity for anything, or anyone else there to provide solace, I'd probably cave in to temptation.
Day 2, Dale Winton - NEVER, EVER, EVER.
Day 100,000,002 Dale Winton - still never. Or Donald Trump, nasty arrogant pig. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.
I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.
Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.
Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?
You
Lol fuck! I should have said famous person. Fair play though at least you're honest ha
I don't hate you. I don't know you. I don't even know what you look like.
I just thought putting you was quite funny "
You'd shag me not knowing what I look like but knowing I wind you up??
I AM GOD  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.
I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.
Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.
Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?
You
Lol fuck! I should have said famous person. Fair play though at least you're honest ha
I don't hate you. I don't know you. I don't even know what you look like.
I just thought putting you was quite funny
You'd shag me not knowing what I look like but knowing I wind you up??
I AM GOD "
If you have a cock & I'm horny, and we're on a desert island. I'll make you fuck me doggy style so how you look won't bother me.
And your head between my thighs, if you can give good head, you'll live longer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.
I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.
Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.
Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?
You
Lol fuck! I should have said famous person. Fair play though at least you're honest ha
I don't hate you. I don't know you. I don't even know what you look like.
I just thought putting you was quite funny
You'd shag me not knowing what I look like but knowing I wind you up??
I AM GOD
If you have a cock & I'm horny, and we're on a desert island. I'll make you fuck me doggy style so how you look won't bother me.
And your head between my thighs, if you can give good head, you'll live longer "
Er..... Um...Sorry I've got fishing nets to make and the like so I'll pass ta |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't know her name but she presents food unwrapped on c4?
Worst dressed woman on the planet. Looks like she fell headfirst into a charity bin, hair like wurzel gummidge? You know the one
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
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"George Osborne?
There's no way I'd shag him tho... :/
Did you see him on PMQ last week? He was coming down from copius amounts of by the looks of it. "
Yeah, I spotted that - I even remarked upon it at the time...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooooh that Mary whatshername, queen of shops; ginger hair!!! Grrrr"
Portas. How about that other one alex polizzi?
She'd get it if there was no one around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Natasha 'Spangles' Kaplinsky, Edwina Currie, Ginger Spice Gerri Halliwell, Miranda Hart, Anna Ryder-Richardson, And there's lots more where they came from too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oooooh that Mary whatshername, queen of shops; ginger hair!!! Grrrr
Portas. How about that other one alex polizzi?
She'd get it if there was no one around "
she so would ! . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oooooh that Mary whatshername, queen of shops; ginger hair!!! Grrrr
Portas. How about that other one alex polizzi?
She'd get it if there was no one around "
Grrrrr yes!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooooooo Karen Gillian from doctor who!!!!! Grrrrrr!!!!!
She is gorgeous. If I fucked her I'd want everyone to know. "
As a person she's lovely (yes I've met her, yes she smells delicious) as any fucking pond.....get me the gun!!! |
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