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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Very simple
Men: Who would you give the title to for assisting you in getting someone nickers off
Women: Who would you prefer listening to whilst he's taken them off.
For me its Teddy, I learnt all my moves of this man in my early days
"Turn off the lights, light a candle"  |
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"For me its Teddy, I learnt all my moves of this man in my early days
"Turn off the lights, light a candle" "
Shit, that's where I went wrong - I knew "The Fastest Milkman in the West" was the wrong choice.
Still, I was brought up in a time when "light a candle" meant the miners were on strike again, so it never carried the same romance...
Mr ddc
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"For me its Teddy, I learnt all my moves of this man in my early days
"Turn off the lights, light a candle"
Shit, that's where I went wrong - I knew "The Fastest Milkman in the West" was the wrong choice.
Still, I was brought up in a time when "light a candle" meant the miners were on strike again, so it never carried the same romance...
Mr ddc
Ps Barry White"
Ernie was a sex God in his time, so he passes  |
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