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By *moothies. OP Couple
over a year ago
Woodthorpe |
"Of course you no this is war 
I don't do tat'd men 
What do you do I wonder 
I don't do speculators
No idea what your missing 
I don't do men who try to convince you you should
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I certainly don't do grinning men with green skin  |
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By *moothies. OP Couple
over a year ago
Woodthorpe |
"Of course you no this is war
I don't do tat'd men
What do you do I wonder
I don't do speculators
No idea what your missing
I don't do men who try to convince you you should
I certainly don't do grinning men with green skin "
Did you trip over and get left behind old man?  |
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I don't do people who think I'm so fucking desperate that I'll drop whatever I'm doing and scuttle off to meet them. In those 2 minutes that they are expecting me to get ready and meet, I've spent the time telling them what I think and blocking them. |
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By *moothies. OP Couple
over a year ago
Woodthorpe |
"I'm in the middle of a self imposed midlife crisis, so what the hell am I supposed to think "
That you're lucky I'm not taking the piss out of you
Give yourself a break. Midlife is good....go enjoy it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't do old men amongst other things!
What don't you do?
By the way happy birthday old man
*Dances out laughing"
Thats good to hear . I dont do toilet stuff  |
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This thread has put an early morning smile on my face.
The benefit of doing an old man is feeling a sense of worth, being part of the community, and you may even be up for an award for services to ageuk
And they can get you in places cheap on the oap pass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We dont do arranging to meet then not turning up !!
many do trust me
Yes, unfortunatley we have had the pleasure a cpl of timesnow of no shows  "
a couple hehe you need to develop staying power ,imagine many on here could tell you much worse and that includes me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We dont do arranging to meet then not turning up !!
many do trust me
Yes, unfortunatley we have had the pleasure a cpl of timesnow of no shows a couple hehe you need to develop staying power ,imagine many on here could tell you much worse and that includes me "
Staying power? got 100% stamina here, not letting a cpl of time wasting fukwits deter us, on and up as they say |
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"I don't do people who think I'm so fucking desperate that I'll drop whatever I'm doing and scuttle off to meet them. In those 2 minutes that they are expecting me to get ready and meet, I've spent the time telling them what I think and blocking them. "
Spot on Steve!!! Same here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't do old men amongst other things!
What don't you do?
By the way happy birthday old man
*Dances out laughing"
people who block people who are not between 50 and 56, I am 57 why does one year make any difference and why such a narrow age range? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok here goes. Don't do....
Grief, drama, needy people, nutters, moaners, people whose glass is half empty, animals, minerals, vegetables (unless smooth skinned and relatively thin), egos, rudeness, lukewarm curries, unscented bum wipes, weak coffee, poor farts, the unwashed, shit beer, and Anthea Fucking Turner
Finished |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't do old men amongst other things!
What don't you do?
By the way happy birthday old man
*Dances out laughing
people who block people who are not between 50 and 56, I am 57 why does one year make any difference and why such a narrow age range?"
Your own age choice is 35-70. Why not 34-71, or 18-99? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't do old men amongst other things!
What don't you do?
By the way happy birthday old man
*Dances out laughing"
How old is old?
I get people messaging me when they see my bum pic. I look at their profile and it might say 18-40 and I'm too old for them lol |
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Gay/Bi-Sexual/Curious Guy's, Smokers, Spanking and Anal are on our No list. 
I don't know what you think bi-guys do that you do not. We do not jump on straight man and try to convert them to our perverted ways! 50% of men will play with another guy just so see what it's like! "
Which means 50% won't. So why not leave the 1s that will to find you and stop trying your arm......
By the way not meaning you personally |
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"I don't do old men amongst other things!
What don't you do?
By the way happy birthday old man
*Dances out laughing
How old is old?
I get people messaging me when they see my bum pic. I look at their profile and it might say 18-40 and I'm too old for them lol"
Good God who can blame em that's 1 cracking arsed. Forgive the pun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't do old men amongst other things!
What don't you do?
By the way happy birthday old man
*Dances out laughing
How old is old?
I get people messaging me when they see my bum pic. I look at their profile and it might say 18-40 and I'm too old for them lol
Good God who can blame em that's 1 cracking arsed. Forgive the pun "
Lol, thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This whole scat thing freaks me out
To think are people out there who like pooing on each other
When I have an accidental finger moment with my Andrex I run for the wash basin screaming
Do these people actually phone each other up and say "if you're not up to much tonight can I come around and curl one down on you?"
WTF! |
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"I don't do old men amongst other things!
What don't you do?
By the way happy birthday old man
*Dances out laughing
How old is old?
I get people messaging me when they see my bum pic. I look at their profile and it might say 18-40 and I'm too old for them lol
Good God who can blame em that's 1 cracking arsed. Forgive the pun
Lol, thank you "
The pleasure is all mine or given half a chance it would be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes. Don't do....
Grief, drama, needy people, nutters, moaners, people whose glass is half empty, animals, minerals, vegetables (unless smooth skinned and relatively thin), egos, rudeness, lukewarm curries, unscented bum wipes, weak coffee, poor farts, the unwashed, shit beer, and Anthea Fucking Turner
Finished "
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"This whole scat thing freaks me out
To think are people out there who like pooing on each other
When I have an accidental finger moment with my Andrex I run for the wash basin screaming
Do these people actually phone each other up and say "if you're not up to much tonight can I come around and curl one down on you?"
WTF!"
No its more like come here darlin let me suit down ya neck...... ohh ek I felt the sick rise up then gulp |
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By *moothies. OP Couple
over a year ago
Woodthorpe |
"This thread has put an early morning smile on my face.
The benefit of doing an old man is feeling a sense of worth, being part of the community, and you may even be up for an award for services to ageuk
And they can get you in places cheap on the oap pass "
Love this reply |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This whole scat thing freaks me out
To think are people out there who like pooing on each other
When I have an accidental finger moment with my Andrex I run for the wash basin screaming
Do these people actually phone each other up and say "if you're not up to much tonight can I come around and curl one down on you?"
WTF!"
What they said ^^ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't do men who's first message to me is "suck me tonight?" I also don't do men who's second message to me is "ok a fuck then?"
Hahaha! Yep this! "
I do insatiable x oh it's don't do sorry I don't not do insatiable |
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"I'm in the middle of a self imposed midlife crisis, so what the hell am I supposed to think
That you're lucky I'm not taking the piss out of you
Give yourself a break. Midlife is good....go enjoy it "
Oh, I'm enjoying it alright. Gonna dye ma goatee turquoise next week   |
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By *moothies. OP Couple
over a year ago
Woodthorpe |
"I'm in the middle of a self imposed midlife crisis, so what the hell am I supposed to think
That you're lucky I'm not taking the piss out of you
Give yourself a break. Midlife is good....go enjoy it
Oh, I'm enjoying it alright. Gonna dye ma goatee turquoise next week "
Get you.....rebel! |
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