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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Been a while but thought I'd ask...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just lurking as usual!! Awaiting my sexy estate agent friend to send me a dirty video!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Daniel. Just here for the next 5 mins then off to land of nod! Have a good evening all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am working on being restlessly lurking while thinking of having a perv before moving onto flirting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just lurking as usual!! Awaiting my sexy estate agent friend to send me a dirty video!!"

Good evening Ms. Geeky

Lurking with a hint of perving...like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Daniel. Just here for the next 5 mins then off to land of nod! Have a good evening all! "

Good evening Dan

Ah can't beat a good sleep, sleep well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

evening just window shoping as per

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am working on being restlessly lurking while thinking of having a perv before moving onto flirting

Good evening Naughties

You going for the full house then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"evening just window shoping as per

Good evening Ms. Foxy

Not managed to buy any new windows yet then

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Helloooooooooo

I'm chilling tonight, feeling very cheeky and therefore probably sailing close to the naughty step-wind.

I might try and flirt with Suzy later, just to confuse her...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Helloooooooooo

I'm chilling tonight, feeling very cheeky and therefore probably sailing close to the naughty step-wind.

I might try and flirt with Suzy later, just to confuse her...

Good evening Mr. Sharp

What is this naughty step you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol "

Good evening Mr. Swing

After anything in particular?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yo bro, I'm here

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo bro, I'm here

Good evening Ace

How are you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music "

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol

Good evening Mr. Swing

After anything in particular?"

A gorgeous genuine lady who likes a bit of spontaneous fun.....

I know long shot.

I normally plan meets just had too much work on to try and arrange before I travelled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not here

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday. "

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just lurking

evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not here "

Who said that

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm not here "

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Yo bro, I'm here

Good evening Ace

How are you this fine eve? "

I'm feeling exquisitely euphoric this evening, how's ya darned fine self youth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol

Good evening Mr. Swing

After anything in particular?

A gorgeous genuine lady who likes a bit of spontaneous fun.....

I know long shot.

I normally plan meets just had too much work on to try and arrange before I travelled "

You need a credit card for that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not here "

Good evening Missy....or not as the case may be

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol

Good evening Mr. Swing

After anything in particular?

A gorgeous genuine lady who likes a bit of spontaneous fun.....

I know long shot.

I normally plan meets just had too much work on to try and arrange before I travelled

You need a credit card for that?

sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol

Good evening Mr. Swing

After anything in particular?

A gorgeous genuine lady who likes a bit of spontaneous fun.....

I know long shot.

I normally plan meets just had too much work on to try and arrange before I travelled

You need a credit card for that?

To spoil said lady of course I'm not a complete sexual animal lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening ladies and gentlemen cake and what ever drinks you'd care for

how are you all

hugs for all that need one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just lurking

evening everyone

Good evening Mr. Smoothie

How's things?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo bro, I'm here

Good evening Ace

How are you this fine eve?

I'm feeling exquisitely euphoric this evening, how's ya darned fine self youth

Last shift so looking forward to resting tomorrow then Xstasia on Friday night

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Good evening Mr. Sharp

What is this naughty step you speak of? "

Oh....nothing....forget I mentioned it!

* whistles innocently

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol

Good evening Mr. Swing

After anything in particular?

A gorgeous genuine lady who likes a bit of spontaneous fun.....

I know long shot.

I normally plan meets just had too much work on to try and arrange before I travelled

You need a credit card for that?

sometimes

Ah right got you

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol

Good evening Mr. Swing

After anything in particular?

A gorgeous genuine lady who likes a bit of spontaneous fun.....

I know long shot.

I normally plan meets just had too much work on to try and arrange before I travelled

You need a credit card for that?

To spoil said lady of course I'm not a complete sexual animal lol "

Ah the old one from each category...perfume; lingeries; flowers; wine or chocs

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Evening ladies and gentlemen cake and what ever drinks you'd care for

how are you all

hugs for all that need one "

I'll have an apple in case Courtney sees....

Welcome...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've not had much to eat today, who wants to make me something to shovel down ma throat, then force feed me some cider

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening ladies and gentlemen cake and what ever drinks you'd care for

how are you all

hugs for all that need one "

Good evening Ms. Watson

Cup of milky tea please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lurking. Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Mr. Sharp

What is this naughty step you speak of?

Oh....nothing....forget I mentioned it!

* whistles innocently "

I'm too well behaved for that malarkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it"

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening ladies and gentlemen cake and what ever drinks you'd care for

how are you all

hugs for all that need one "

Tea with 2 please. Ta muchly x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lurking. Good evening all

Good evening Davy

How's things with you?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Present and correct Dan, workin an pervin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm punishing the neighbours with my singing

it's a good day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Present and correct Dan, workin an pervin!

Good evening Mr. Oiled

Welcome fellow night worker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm punishing the neighbours with my singing

it's a good day

What have they done to you

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol

I'll already be there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm punishing the neighbours with my singing

it's a good day

What have they done to you

"
stamping on the floor yet again if they run up and down the stairs again I'm gonna break a leg and not my own

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I've not had much to eat today, who wants to make me something to shovel down ma throat, then force feed me some cider

Scrumpy... satisfies both requests!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol

I'll already be there

Get the drinks in then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm punishing the neighbours with my singing

it's a good day

What have they done to you

stamping on the floor yet again if they run up and down the stairs again I'm gonna break a leg and not my own

Count to 10 then.....woooosaaaah

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I'm punishing the neighbours with my singing

it's a good day

What's the tune?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all! Just having a browse tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol

I'll already be there

Get the drinks in then

Eye eye captain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all! Just having a browse tonight "

Good evening Mr. Makenchi

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

thread based home of the night owls and the restless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just lurking

evening everyone

Good evening Mr. Smoothie

How's things?"

Am hunkydory Dan thanks

how's your good self

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's not working I can see you

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Everyone hide!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Somebody else not here then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm punishing the neighbours with my singing

it's a good day

What's the tune?"
pixies - where is my mind lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

evening Dan and nah not yet lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol

I'll already be there

Get the drinks in then

Eye eye captain

I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Evening all! Just having a browse tonight

Good evening Mr. Makenchi

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

thread based home of the night owls and the restless

...and the mucking about before bed part-time nocturnalists

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good thankyou daniel??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"
kisssssses n cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just lurking

evening everyone

Good evening Mr. Smoothie

How's things?

Am hunkydory Dan thanks

how's your good self"

Tip top tonight on shift 6 of 6 so off tomorrow and a full day of rest ahead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not here "

Me neither

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol

I'll already be there

Get the drinks in then

Eye eye captain

I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one

I'm banking on it

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

"Been a while but thought I'd ask...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting tonight?"

Yes to all of the above

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"evening Dan and nah not yet lol"

Just remember you buy one you get one free.....I said you buy one you get one free

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all! Just having a browse tonight

Good evening Mr. Makenchi

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

thread based home of the night owls and the restless

...and the mucking about before bed part-time nocturnalists"

All are welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good thankyou daniel??"

You working tonight? Brain is fuzzy you may have already said lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im here....logging off soon back on tommorow to see if i can find some fun

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

good evening all xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol

I'll already be there

Get the drinks in then

Eye eye captain

I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one

I'm banking on it

I'm planning on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Been a while but thought I'd ask...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting tonight?

Yes to all of the above

Good evening to you both

Full house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sod that 1s enough for me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im here....logging off soon back on tommorow to see if i can find some fun"

Good evening and erm goodnight then Mr. Mystery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

kisssssses n cake

Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening all xx"

Good evening Suzy

How's things with you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all xx

Good evening Suzy

How's things with you? "

im really good thanks just got in xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

kisssssses n cake

Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx"
sure is xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"good evening all xx"
evening beautiful xxxx

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all xx evening beautiful xxxx"

hey gorgeous, hows your Wednesday been? xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

kisssssses n cake

Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx"

Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!

Suzy- the cake is here with me and

MsW x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"sod that 1s enough for me lol"

Go on treat yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"good evening all xx evening beautiful xxxx

hey gorgeous, hows your Wednesday been? xx"
incredible

gotta love a Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

kisssssses n cake

Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx"

Of.course, we're fully catered

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

kisssssses n cake

Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx

Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!

Suzy- the cake is here with me and

MsW x

carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"good evening all xx"

Welcome Suzy, how's your throat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????"

Till the police arrive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

kisssssses n cake

Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx

Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!

Suzy- the cake is here with me and

MsW x

extra big snuggles too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening all xx

Good evening Suzy

How's things with you?

im really good thanks just got in xx"

Been out on the razz?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????

Till the police arrive

"
I might need bail

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

kisssssses n cake

Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx

Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!

Suzy- the cake is here with me and

MsW x

carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx

Mental image!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

evening Suzi x x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've not had much to eat today, who wants to make me something to shovel down ma throat, then force feed me some cider

Scrumpy... satisfies both requests!

I think I

you

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all xx

Welcome Suzy, how's your throat?"

it was coming back but ive spoken all evening so gone back into 'id rather be quiet mode' for a bit..its getting there . thankyou for asking, how are you lovely? xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

kisssssses n cake

Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx

Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!

Suzy- the cake is here with me and

MsW x

carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx

"
suzy sandwich

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

kisssssses n cake

Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx

Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!

Suzy- the cake is here with me and

MsW x

carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx

Mental image!!!!!

mmmmmmm nice xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only prob with carbs this late is they make me want to zzzzzz!!

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

kisssssses n cake

Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx

Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!

Suzy- the cake is here with me and

MsW x

carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx

suzy sandwich

yes please

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"good evening all xx

Welcome Suzy, how's your throat?

it was coming back but ive spoken all evening so gone back into 'id rather be quiet mode' for a bit..its getting there . thankyou for asking, how are you lovely? xx"

Good thanks...but I appear to have pulled some strange fella by giving him a lumpy drink.

This can't end well...

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"evening Suzi x x"

hi foxy, how are you sweet, have you had a good day? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????

Till the police arrive

I might need bail

Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat

*runs and hides sharpish*

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol

I'll already be there

Get the drinks in then

Eye eye captain

I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one

I'm banking on it

I'm planning on it

Let do it then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

kisssssses n cake

Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx

Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!

Suzy- the cake is here with me and

MsW x

carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx

Mental!!!!!

Yup!

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all xx

Welcome Suzy, how's your throat?

it was coming back but ive spoken all evening so gone back into 'id rather be quiet mode' for a bit..its getting there . thankyou for asking, how are you lovely? xx

Good thanks...but I appear to have pulled some strange fella by giving him a lumpy drink.

This can't end well...

dare i ask anything further..??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im good and yes thanx Suzi hows things with u? x x

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

kisssssses n cake

Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx

Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!

Suzy- the cake is here with me and

MsW x

carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx

Mental!!!!!

Yup!

hey put the image back!

I liked it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????

Till the police arrive

I might need bail

Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat

*runs and hides sharpish*"

Hoowee! You can run but you are gonna get a tongue lashing now!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"good evening all xx

Welcome Suzy, how's your throat?

it was coming back but ive spoken all evening so gone back into 'id rather be quiet mode' for a bit..its getting there . thankyou for asking, how are you lovely? xx

Good thanks...but I appear to have pulled some strange fella by giving him a lumpy drink.

This can't end well...

dare i ask anything further..??"

Scroll up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol

I'll already be there

Get the drinks in then

Eye eye captain

I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one

I'm banking on it

I'm planning on it

Let do it then

Rude not too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????

Till the police arrive

I might need bail

Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat

*runs and hides sharpish*"
withdraws all privileges

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????

Till the police arrive

I might need bail

Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat

*runs and hides sharpish*

Hoowee! You can run but you are gonna get a tongue lashing now!!

That's funny I had one of those today too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????

Till the police arrive

I might need bail

Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat

*runs and hides sharpish* withdraws all privileges "

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"im good and yes thanx Suzi hows things with u? x x"

fine love thanks.. got out and about for a bit today which is always nice xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????

Till the police arrive

I might need bail

Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat

*runs and hides sharpish* withdraws all privileges "

Applies for newly available privileges

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all xx

Welcome Suzy, how's your throat?

it was coming back but ive spoken all evening so gone back into 'id rather be quiet mode' for a bit..its getting there . thankyou for asking, how are you lovely? xx

Good thanks...but I appear to have pulled some strange fella by giving him a lumpy drink.

This can't end well...

dare i ask anything further..??

Scroll up!

come over here and whisper it to me xx

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol

I'll already be there

Get the drinks in then

Eye eye captain

I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one

I'm banking on it

I'm planning on it

Let do it then

Rude not too

I've always been known for my impeccable manners

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

kisssssses n cake

Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx

Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!

Suzy- the cake is here with me and

MsW x

carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx

Mental!!!!!

Yup!

hey put the image back!

I liked it...

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Right lots to do tea break over. Catch you all later

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol

I'll already be there

Get the drinks in then

Eye eye captain

I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one

I'm banking on it

I'm planning on it

Let do it then

Rude not too

I've always been known for my impeccable manners

I've always been known for my...erm...not sure I should divulge lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right lots to do tea break over. Catch you all later

Laters dude

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I've not had much to eat today, who wants to make me something to shovel down ma throat, then force feed me some cider

Scrumpy... satisfies both requests!

I think I

you

*Waters Ace's drink down....

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol

I'll already be there

Get the drinks in then

Eye eye captain

I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one

I'm banking on it

I'm planning on it

Let do it then

Rude not too

I've always been known for my impeccable manners

I've always been known for my...erm...not sure I should divulge lol

Some of us have been around long enough to know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lurking lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????

Till the police arrive

I might need bail

Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat

*runs and hides sharpish* withdraws all privileges

Applies for newly available privileges"
il give you an interview there is a written and oral exam at the second stage of said interview

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right lots to do tea break over. Catch you all later

Laters dude

Laters Bladey x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.

It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait

Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby

What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it

Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave

No problem

I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol

I'll already be there

Get the drinks in then

Eye eye captain

I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one

I'm banking on it

I'm planning on it

Let do it then

Rude not too

I've always been known for my impeccable manners

I've always been known for my...erm...not sure I should divulge lol

Some of us have been around long enough to know

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Lurking lol"

hi davy , hows you this wednesday evening? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????

Till the police arrive

I might need bail

Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat

*runs and hides sharpish* withdraws all privileges

Applies for newly available privileges il give you an interview there is a written and oral exam at the second stage of said interview

I passed my oral

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????

Till the police arrive

I might need bail

Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat

*runs and hides sharpish* withdraws all privileges

Applies for newly available privileges il give you an interview there is a written and oral exam at the second stage of said interview

I accept the terms an conditions.

*tick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????

Till the police arrive

I might need bail

Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat

*runs and hides sharpish* withdraws all privileges

Applies for newly available privileges il give you an interview there is a written and oral exam at the second stage of said interview

I passed my oral

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Right lots to do tea break over. Catch you all later

Laters dude

Laters Bladey x"

Just like arnie I'll be back xx

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????

Till the police arrive

I might need bail

Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat

*runs and hides sharpish* withdraws all privileges

Applies for newly available privileges il give you an interview there is a written and oral exam at the second stage of said interview

I accept the terms an conditions.

*tick"
careful of the small print its in invisible ink if its anything to do with here..hehehe

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By *-ManMan over a year ago

Kark

Evening Dan my man

Suzy ma' lady

Hey Everyone else!

Well Dan, we finally reached the end, off for 4 weeks, all late night fabbing will strictly be at my own expence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right lots to do tea break over. Catch you all later

Laters dude

Laters Bladey x

Just like arnie I'll be back xx"
I need your boots and your motorcycle..

(Clothes wont fit

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First question of your interview

What can you bring to the table

Second

If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha

Third

If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening Dan my man

Suzy ma' lady

Hey Everyone else!

Well Dan, we finally reached the end, off for 4 weeks, all late night fabbing will strictly be at my own expence

yay Aman..wow hooray for you my lovely, you did it..xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right lots to do tea break over. Catch you all later

Laters dude

Laters Bladey x

Just like arnie I'll be back xxI need your boots and your motorcycle..

(Clothes wont fit

)"
lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Dan my man

Suzy ma' lady

Hey Everyone else!

Well Dan, we finally reached the end, off for 4 weeks, all late night fabbing will strictly be at my own expence

Good evening A man

You turning to the light side and becoming a day walker then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right you lovely lot I am off for my beauty sleep- got a playdate with a hot fella later!

(See you in a hundred years)

Sweet dreams all xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"First question of your interview

What can you bring to the table

Second

If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha

Third

If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail

1. Cutlery. And cider.

2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.

3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right you lovely lot I am off for my beauty sleep- got a playdate with a hot fella later!

(See you in a hundred years)

Sweet dreams all xx"
lucky fella night honey xx

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Right you lovely lot I am off for my beauty sleep- got a playdate with a hot fella later!

(See you in a hundred years)

Sweet dreams all xx"

gnight my lovely sleep well and have a wonderful time later xx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've not had much to eat today, who wants to make me something to shovel down ma throat, then force feed me some cider

Scrumpy... satisfies both requests!

I think I

you

*Waters Ace's drink down...."

*nips to shop for a bottle of Shiraz

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Right you lovely lot I am off for my beauty sleep- got a playdate with a hot fella later!

(See you in a hundred years)

Sweet dreams all xx"

Night sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mwah mwah mwah xxx

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I've not had much to eat today, who wants to make me something to shovel down ma throat, then force feed me some cider

Scrumpy... satisfies both requests!

I think I

you

*Waters Ace's drink down....

*nips to shop for a bottle of Shiraz

*shrugs

It's you own fault for getting all giddy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right you lovely lot I am off for my beauty sleep- got a playdate with a hot fella later!

(See you in a hundred years)

Sweet dreams all xx"

Nighty night chick filthy dreams and have fun xx

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I've not had much to eat today, who wants to make me something to shovel down ma throat, then force feed me some cider

Scrumpy... satisfies both requests!

I think I

you

*Waters Ace's drink down....

*nips to shop for a bottle of Shiraz

hi Ace, what you been upto? xx

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Mwah mwah mwah xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First question of your interview

What can you bring to the table

Second

If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha

Third

If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail

1. Cutlery. And cider.

2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.

3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested."

cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol

How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha

I'm always naked how much quicker ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right you lovely lot I am off for my beauty sleep- got a playdate with a hot fella later!

(See you in a hundred years)

Sweet dreams all xx

Nighty night chick filthy dreams and have fun xx "

Mwah xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"First question of your interview

What can you bring to the table

Second

If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha

Third

If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail

1. Cutlery. And cider.

2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.

3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested.

cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol

How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha

I'm always naked how much quicker ???"

No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!

(you dunk a wagon wheel in a bowl, btw)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First question of your interview

What can you bring to the table

Second

If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha

Third

If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail

1. Cutlery. And cider.

2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.

3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested.

cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol

How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha

I'm always naked how much quicker ???

No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!

(you dunk a wagon wheel in a bowl, btw)"
well ladies if he asks you round for coffee expect a bowl full

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

[Removed by poster at 01/10/15 00:22:49]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/10/15 00:22:49]"

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"First question of your interview

What can you bring to the table

Second

If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha

Third

If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail

1. Cutlery. And cider.

2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.

3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested.

cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol

How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha

I'm always naked how much quicker ???

No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!

(you dunk a wagon wheel in a bowl, btw) well ladies if he asks you round for coffee expect a bowl full

a'cereal' dunker? ( see what i did there

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was good

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"That was good

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By *-ManMan over a year ago

Kark

"Evening Dan my man

Suzy ma' lady

Hey Everyone else!

Well Dan, we finally reached the end, off for 4 weeks, all late night fabbing will strictly be at my own expence

yay Aman..wow hooray for you my lovely, you did it..xx"

Thank you Miss S, altho I'm pretty tired, I'm so looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow.

"Evening Dan my man

Suzy ma' lady

Hey Everyone else!

Well Dan, we finally reached the end, off for 4 weeks, all late night fabbing will strictly be at my own expence

Good evening A man

You turning to the light side and becoming a day walker then? "

I've been one of them for the last week, Dan, you won't believe this but there's this giant ball of fire where the dark stuff normally is, it stops all the twinkly thing from coming out, it makes water come from your brow and hurts your eyes

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"First question of your interview

What can you bring to the table

Second

If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha

Third

If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail

1. Cutlery. And cider.

2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.

3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested.

cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol

How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha

I'm always naked how much quicker ???

No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!

(you dunk a wagon wheel in a bowl, btw) well ladies if he asks you round for coffee expect a bowl full

Right. Firstly, there was no mention of coffee in the original question.

Secondly, why spoil coffee by putting crumbs in it?

And finally, maybe a bowl of coffee is needed to stay awake when I'm spouting (

) nonsense like this....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Dan my man

Suzy ma' lady

Hey Everyone else!

Well Dan, we finally reached the end, off for 4 weeks, all late night fabbing will strictly be at my own expence

yay Aman..wow hooray for you my lovely, you did it..xx

Thank you Miss S, altho I'm pretty tired, I'm so looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow.

Evening Dan my man

Suzy ma' lady

Hey Everyone else!

Well Dan, we finally reached the end, off for 4 weeks, all late night fabbing will strictly be at my own expence

Good evening A man

You turning to the light side and becoming a day walker then?

I've heard of this fire ball phenomena but have yet to experience it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"First question of your interview

What can you bring to the table

Second

If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha

Third

If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail

1. Cutlery. And cider.

2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.

3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested.

cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol

How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha

I'm always naked how much quicker ???

No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!

(you dunk a wagon wheel in a bowl, btw) well ladies if he asks you round for coffee expect a bowl full

Right. Firstly, there was no mention of coffee in the original question.

Secondly, why spoil coffee by putting crumbs in it?

And finally, maybe a bowl of coffee is needed to stay awake when I'm spouting (

) nonsense like this...."

Women are sneaky they always change the rules

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Women are sneaky they always change the rules

I'd like to disassociate myself from the opinion of this clearly deranged individual....

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By *lackBoy19UKMan over a year ago

New Milton

Young 19 year old guy here, I usually lurk every night until early morning, never much luck in finding anyone for fun though

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"First question of your interview

What can you bring to the table

Second

If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha

Third

If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail

1. Cutlery. And cider.

2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.

3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested.

cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol

How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha

I'm always naked how much quicker ???

No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!

(you dunk a wagon wheel in a bowl, btw) well ladies if he asks you round for coffee expect a bowl full

Right. Firstly, there was no mention of coffee in the original question.

Secondly, why spoil coffee by putting crumbs in it?

And finally, maybe a bowl of coffee is needed to stay awake when I'm spouting (

) nonsense like this....

Women are sneaky they always change the rules

rules??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First question of your interview

What can you bring to the table

Second

If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha

Third

If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail

1. Cutlery. And cider.

2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.

3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested.

cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol

How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha

I'm always naked how much quicker ???

No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!

(you dunk a wagon wheel in a bowl, btw) well ladies if he asks you round for coffee expect a bowl full

Right. Firstly, there was no mention of coffee in the original question.

Secondly, why spoil coffee by putting crumbs in it?

And finally, maybe a bowl of coffee is needed to stay awake when I'm spouting (

) nonsense like this....

Women are sneaky they always change the rules

"
you'd get bored if we didn't

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've not had much to eat today, who wants to make me something to shovel down ma throat, then force feed me some cider

Scrumpy... satisfies both requests!

I think I

you

*Waters Ace's drink down....

*nips to shop for a bottle of Shiraz

*shrugs

It's you own fault for getting all giddy."

Ooooohh sir, I do hope you won't take advantage of me in my giddy state

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Women are sneaky they always change the rules

I'd like to disassociate myself from the opinion of this clearly deranged individual...."

haha

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