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By *im53 OP Man
over a year ago
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Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips...
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say..
7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips...
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say..
7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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MMmm you got a downer on your own gender this morning then oldgit lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He wants to join the Posse "
Lol i have heard of single men posing as women
But this is interesting oldgit reveal all you are not a single fem posing as a bloke are you lol x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"found out 
bring forth the COMFY CHAIR !!!!!!!
fuck me...thats a bit harsh!
nothing is too harsh for the spanish inquisition !!!"
hope there are not any cushions about! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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nothing is too harsh for the spanish inquisition !!!"
I had the spanish inquisition once she was a great girl and her collection of whips etc was second to none
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"found out
bring forth the COMFY CHAIR !!!!!!!
fuck me...thats a bit harsh!
nothing is too harsh for the spanish inquisition !!!
hope there are not any cushions about!"
Ha! Then we shall MAKE you understand! Biggles! Fetch... ...THE CUSHIONS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's either very brave (will have all the guys attacking him for those quotes) or very clever - thinks it will endear him to the pussy posse lol  "
Clever? lol wainting to befriend the posse Mmmm strange assumption that must be some kind of new kink if thats the case Pmsl xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's either very brave (will have all the guys attacking him for those quotes) or very clever - thinks it will endear him to the pussy posse lol
Clever? lol wainting to befriend the posse Mmmm strange assumption that must be some kind of new kink if thats the case Pmsl xx "
Or..... he's hoping it will get him more meets with women - where's he gone anyway? Probably hiding from the barrage of pms from the guys! |
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"He's either very brave (will have all the guys attacking him for those quotes) or very clever - thinks it will endear him to the pussy posse lol
Clever? lol wainting to befriend the posse Mmmm strange assumption that must be some kind of new kink if thats the case Pmsl xx "
NO nonononononono its the mid day sun syndrome ....lye him a dark room and with cool towels swaddling his head ...
and sing ..I am a lumberjack and im ok ....it will soon stiffen the sinews ..and and gird his loins ...!!!!!!
and then ...Fetch the Cushions and poke him ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"did somebody mention kink?
Yeah google it babe see if its catching on already xx"
kink..A bump, bend, twist or curl in the tail bone.???
well I cant see that catching on!
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"Mind you PD he is old enough to join the posse pmsl xx"
We are the brotherhood of Real Men and never betray or cast out our own ...I have heard of this hen pecking before ...its a psychological disorder brought on by the nagging of wenches and shrews ...the treatment will work and cast out the devil thoughts from him ...i think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mind you PD he is old enough to join the posse pmsl xx
We are the brotherhood of Real Men and never betray or cast out our own ...I have heard of this hen pecking before ...its a psychological disorder brought on by the nagging of wenches and shrews ...the treatment will work and cast out the devil thoughts from him ...i think "
Oh good yes stockholme syndrome poor bugger  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not hiding just sitting here laughing at the comments
why cant men laugh at them selfs  "
Absolutely agree with you - but many men (especially the Dorises) are too insecure to do that! |
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"not hiding just sitting here laughing at the comments
why cant men laugh at them selfs Absolutely agree with you - but many men (especially the Dorises) are too insecure to do that!"
I do not recognise the term Doris ...if you are refering to the great bunch of REAL MEN who inhabit this site ...including the OP i might add ...please refer to us as THE REAL MEN ..
we also do not recognise the term Willy
burn your underpants men its time to bring this country back from the abyss of a fem dominated proletariate.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe he has Alzheimers and forgot he is a man.
Here's a thought. How do people with Alzheimers remember they've got it? Always puzzled me has that.  "
Remember they got what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive just brought a bubble for my spirit level 
my spirit level is high at the mo hun
My level is wonky.......
go figure"
chuffing hell _adchick only coz mr _adchick is using it to make sure the ironing board is straight when he irons |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive just brought a bubble for my spirit level
my spirit level is high at the mo hun
My level is wonky.......
go figure
chuffing hell _adchick only coz mr _adchick is using it to make sure the ironing board is straight when he irons"
to both aove gash and the mad one ironing is strictly girl work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive just brought a bubble for my spirit level
my spirit level is high at the mo hun
My level is wonky.......
go figure
chuffing hell _adchick only coz mr _adchick is using it to make sure the ironing board is straight when he ironsto both aove gash and the mad one ironing is strictly girl work "
i dont do my ironing....whats the point when there is a man available to do it....rob watch ya dont burn your hands ironing my panties hun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive just brought a bubble for my spirit level
my spirit level is high at the mo hun
My level is wonky.......
go figure
chuffing hell _adchick only coz mr _adchick is using it to make sure the ironing board is straight when he ironsto both aove gash and the mad one ironing is strictly girl work
i dont do my ironing....whats the point when there is a man available to do it....rob watch ya dont burn your hands ironing my panties hun"
cant iron them at mo there over my face |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont have no choice but to iron but sad i even iron my bedding when its just been washed and dried pmsl"
god you wont want me in your bedroom then i would create loads of washing for you hun. you would be tied to the washing machine and ironing board for a week after one moment of pleasure with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont have no choice but to iron but sad i even iron my bedding when its just been washed and dried pmsl
god you wont want me in your bedroom then i would create loads of washing for you hun. you would be tied to the washing machine and ironing board for a week after one moment of pleasure with me"
this is turning into a pm thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive just brought a bubble for my spirit level
my spirit level is high at the mo hun
My level is wonky.......
go figure
chuffing hell _adchick only coz mr _adchick is using it to make sure the ironing board is straight when he ironsto both aove gash and the mad one ironing is strictly girl work
i dont do my ironing....whats the point when there is a man available to do it....rob watch ya dont burn your hands ironing my panties huncant iron them at mo there over my face "
breath deeply and inhale......smell them pineapples now hun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well its ready but are you? ill just leave the door unlocked "
mmmmh wot a tempting thought. however am on route on the no 79 bus sitting on the drivers knee. Mad chick is with me, and am on my way to see deputy doris. After I have had the bus driver, got a good seeing to off mad chick, worn deputy doris out. Then I will let myself in to your house and help myself to you. so do we go to burger king afterwards |
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Feckin'ell, what a genius, had to write down what all men know anyway lol!!! As for being a REAL MAN..... I count myself as one..... thats why I do my own ironing.... cant trust the wifey to do it to my high standards, However, there are only a few things that require ironing
Work trousers
Military Uniform
Some t-shirts, unless they have offensive or insulting text on them
Shirts
Handkerchiefs
And some things should NEVER be ironed
Jeans
Pants
socks
Being domesticated is not a sign of weakness, its a sign of independance.
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