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I'm too fat to get in a London nightclub and so hairy that a trip to the Zoo will likely result in being stunned and returned to the gorilla enclosure. Therefore I have decided to slather my body from head to foot in Veet to remove all the unwanted hair and lose a few pounds running round the kitchen covered in ice cream with sprouts up my arse. In all likelihood this will lead to a trip to the Doctors to have my memory wiped of the negative experience and I can return to normality with a spotless mind. |
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"I'm too fat to get in a London nightclub and so hairy that a trip to the Zoo will likely result in being stunned and returned to the gorilla enclosure. Therefore I have decided to slather my body from head to foot in Veet to remove all the unwanted hair and lose a few pounds running round the kitchen covered in ice cream with sprouts up my arse. In all likelihood this will lead to a trip to the Doctors to have my memory wiped of the negative experience and I can return to normality with a spotless mind."
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"I'm too fat to get in a London nightclub and so hairy that a trip to the Zoo will likely result in being stunned and returned to the gorilla enclosure. Therefore I have decided to slather my body from head to foot in Veet to remove all the unwanted hair and lose a few pounds running round the kitchen covered in ice cream with sprouts up my arse. In all likelihood this will lead to a trip to the Doctors to have my memory wiped of the negative experience and I can return to normality with a spotless mind."
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What's for dinner ? Can't afford food cause it's so expensive for a single guy in a club maybe I should go to socials and get known !! Don't know if to kick fuck or pass it , wonder if a BBC tastes different to a white guys ? Anyway I can't get a meet. Would you fuck me. Fuck it I'm leaving  |
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"What's for dinner ? Can't afford food cause it's so expensive for a single guy in a club maybe I should go to socials and get known !! Don't know if to kick fuck or pass it , wonder if a BBC tastes different to a white guys ? Anyway I can't get a meet. Would you fuck me. Fuck it I'm leaving "
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