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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Another thread got me thinking so heres a quick silly game.
First person posts a rubbish/awful/scary/weird/none sexual (delete as approprite)
message that appears in their fictional fab inbox.
Person below has to give a comedy reaponse and then post a new message...
I will start you off
"Can i do ya up tha shitter?" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only if you can make cupcakes come out
Fancy a fuck
No I'm washing my hair,
Can you fart glitter "
No but my unicorn can
Do you mine losing a small body part? |
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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago
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You might find it hard to do that since you have a penis size to rival the average Smurf, but I won't mock you. There are millions of males with a penis size similar to yours - even if all of them are under the age of eleven months.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only if you replace it with a 18 inch double ended 
Mikey boy new message? lol
Oops sorry would you send me a veri"
Yeah verification for weirdo opps sorry its not a thing.
Does my left boob look pinker than my right boob? |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Only if you replace it with a 18 inch double ended
Mikey boy new message? lol
Oops sorry would you send me a veri
Yeah verification for weirdo opps sorry its not a thing.
Does my left boob look pinker than my right boob?"
Yes that is because you forgot to was the bukkkae mess off
Does cock look bigger in ladies knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only if you replace it with a 18 inch double ended
Mikey boy new message? lol
Oops sorry would you send me a veri
Yeah verification for weirdo opps sorry its not a thing.
Does my left boob look pinker than my right boob?
Yes that is because you forgot to was the bukkkae mess off
Does cock look bigger in ladies knickers "
Actually it looks smaller
Fancy a threeway with your mother  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"Only if you replace it with a 18 inch double ended
Mikey boy new message? lol
Oops sorry would you send me a veri
Yeah verification for weirdo opps sorry its not a thing.
Does my left boob look pinker than my right boob?
Yes that is because you forgot to was the bukkkae mess off
Does cock look bigger in ladies knickers
Actually it looks smaller
Fancy a threeway with your mother "
No but could do with one with your two sisters
Where has my lub gone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only if is an ear of corn
My vibrator has stopped working what should I do  "
Sit on a unsteddy washer on spin cycle
What flavour of cock do you have? |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Only if is an ear of corn
My vibrator has stopped working what should I do
Sit on a unsteddy washer on spin cycle
What flavour of cock do you have?"
Ready salted
What flavour of lady bits do you have |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only if is an ear of corn
My vibrator has stopped working what should I do
Sit on a unsteddy washer on spin cycle
What flavour of cock do you have?
Ready salted
What flavour of lady bits do you have "
Bubblegum
Rate my nail colour? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man cum white
Rate the size of my cock
With the warts small to medium.
Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats? "
Yes all the time  
Are you a sheep shagger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Man cum white
Rate the size of my cock
With the warts small to medium.
Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?
Yes all the time
Are you a sheep shagger "
Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back
Is my cock meant to be this colour? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man cum white
Rate the size of my cock
With the warts small to medium.
Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?
Yes all the time
Are you a sheep shagger
Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back
Is my cock meant to be this colour?"
Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!
Are fanny farts sexier than real farts?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Man cum white
Rate the size of my cock
With the warts small to medium.
Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?
Yes all the time
Are you a sheep shagger
Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back
Is my cock meant to be this colour?
Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!
Are fanny farts sexier than real farts?? "
Depends on the level of flapage
Can i eat a stew off your bum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man cum white
Rate the size of my cock
With the warts small to medium.
Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?
Yes all the time
Are you a sheep shagger
Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back
Is my cock meant to be this colour?
Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!
Are fanny farts sexier than real farts?? Depends on the level of flapage
Can i eat a stew off your bum?"
Only if it's lamb - and you bring Bradd Pitt to clean up after!
Can I have quadruple penetration please - I'm greedy!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Man cum white
Rate the size of my cock
With the warts small to medium.
Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?
Yes all the time
Are you a sheep shagger
Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back
Is my cock meant to be this colour?
Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!
Are fanny farts sexier than real farts?? Depends on the level of flapage
Can i eat a stew off your bum?
Only if it's lamb - and you bring Bradd Pitt to clean up after!
Can I have quadruple penetration please - I'm greedy!! "
Cuumber bannana vibrator and cock coming up...
Is it ok to use veg fat as lube? |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Man cum white
Rate the size of my cock
With the warts small to medium.
Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?
Yes all the time
Are you a sheep shagger
Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back
Is my cock meant to be this colour?
Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!
Are fanny farts sexier than real farts?? Depends on the level of flapage
Can i eat a stew off your bum?
Only if it's lamb - and you bring Bradd Pitt to clean up after!
Can I have quadruple penetration please - I'm greedy!!
Cuumber bannana vibrator and cock coming up...
Is it ok to use veg fat as lube? "
Prefer rapeseed oil less calories
What do I do to get a woman to sit on my cock and my face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man cum white
Rate the size of my cock
With the warts small to medium.
Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?
Yes all the time
Are you a sheep shagger
Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back
Is my cock meant to be this colour?
Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!
Are fanny farts sexier than real farts?? Depends on the level of flapage
Can i eat a stew off your bum?
Only if it's lamb - and you bring Bradd Pitt to clean up after!
Can I have quadruple penetration please - I'm greedy!!
Cuumber bannana vibrator and cock coming up...
Is it ok to use veg fat as lube? "
Well ok but I prefer dripping!
Can I rim you fresh after your poo?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man cum white
Rate the size of my cock
With the warts small to medium.
Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?
Yes all the time
Are you a sheep shagger
Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back
Is my cock meant to be this colour?
Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!
Are fanny farts sexier than real farts?? Depends on the level of flapage
Can i eat a stew off your bum?
Only if it's lamb - and you bring Bradd Pitt to clean up after!
Can I have quadruple penetration please - I'm greedy!!
Cuumber bannana vibrator and cock coming up...
Is it ok to use veg fat as lube?
Prefer rapeseed oil less calories
What do I do to get a woman to sit on my cock and my face "
Cover yourself in smarties!
How can I fit this butternut squash up there?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you strap me to a tree and call me Brenda?
Sure, but if you take your clothes off first the deal is off?
Can I have a hand moving this bed?"
Only if you move the body from under it first!
Can someone call the doctor? I want a big probe up my arse!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you strap me to a tree and call me Brenda?
Sure, but if you take your clothes off first the deal is off?
Can I have a hand moving this bed?
Only if you move the body from under it first!
Can someone call the doctor? I want a big probe up my arse!
"
It's not big but it would enjoy probing
Anyone got a Bluetooth speaker in their cockring yet? |
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