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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, I'm sleeping with the pastor's wife.
Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?
The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.
After the services, he starts talking to the pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the pastor gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the pastor... My friend is screwing your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.
The pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says... ;You’d better hurry home now.
My wife died five years ago." |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
John was in a bar looking very dejected. His friend, Steve, walked over and asked, “What’s wrong?”
“It’s my mother-in-law,” John replied, while shaking his head sadly. “I have a real problem with her.”
“Cheer up,” Steve said. “Everyone has problems with their mother-in-law.”
“Yeah,” John answered. “But not everybody gets theirs’ pregnant.” |
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