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Just popped into the co-op for a pint of milk and they're selling chocolate tool kits, in a special Christmas box.Spanner, screwdriver, saw, hammer.
Only a quid. I only purchased one, honest.
And I really, truly, wouldn't lie, haven't eaten the whole set yet......  |
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"Just popped into the co-op for a pint of milk and they're selling chocolate tool kits, in a special Christmas box.Spanner, screwdriver, saw, hammer.
Only a quid. I only purchased one, honest.
And I really, truly, wouldn't lie, haven't eaten the whole set yet...... "
Chocolate is chocolate, enjoy yourself Sir.  |
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"Just popped into the co-op for a pint of milk and they're selling chocolate tool kits, in a special Christmas box.Spanner, screwdriver, saw, hammer.
Only a quid. I only purchased one, honest.
And I really, truly, wouldn't lie, haven't eaten the whole set yet...... "
Isn't the usual response to ask for pic-proof?
(I'll let someone else request a pic of the spanner on your nuts  )
Mr ddc |
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"I'm sure mine were £2  "
Just checked the receipt. Deffo a quid.
Might be special offer. I'll go back and check later, purely in the name of research. |
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"Just popped into the co-op for a pint of milk and they're selling chocolate tool kits, in a special Christmas box.Spanner, screwdriver, saw, hammer.
Only a quid. I only purchased one, honest.
And I really, truly, wouldn't lie, haven't eaten the whole set yet......
Isn't the usual response to ask for pic-proof?
(I'll let someone else request a pic of the spanner on your nuts )
Mr ddc"
Alas the only proof I am able to offer is an empty box. The contents appear to have been "stolen".
I blame the cat.......
Empty box. Sniggers...... |
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"I know! I've bought 3 packs for my grandson's,I'm looking out for an equivalent for my granddaughters. Let me know if you spot anything 
*grandsons "
tried to PM you but I cant , if you have a Peacocks store near you they have chocolate make up sets in for girls x |
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"I know! I've bought 3 packs for my grandson's,I'm looking out for an equivalent for my granddaughters. Let me know if you spot anything
Pound land were doing chocolate make up kits "
That's going to get messy......  |
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"Mr ddc
Alas the only proof I am able to offer is an empty box. The contents appear to have been "stolen".
I blame the cat.......
Empty box. Sniggers......"
Well get yerself back down the shops!
There are women here prepared to spend £2 - I can see the meet request now:
"Have chocolate toolkit, and I know how to use it"
Get in there 
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"Mr ddc
Alas the only proof I am able to offer is an empty box. The contents appear to have been "stolen".
I blame the cat.......
Empty box. Sniggers......
Well get yerself back down the shops!
There are women here prepared to spend £2 - I can see the meet request now:
"Have chocolate toolkit, and I know how to use it"
Get in there
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I'm not thinking about the sex, I'm thinking about the profit.....
What's wrong with me?
Can you catch the ghey from eating a chocolate toolkit???????????? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Can you catch the ghey from eating a chocolate toolkit????????????
That depends whose spanner you allow near your nuts, and what exactly you've been screwing
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Used to say my ex girlfriend had spanner eyes because every time she looked at me my nuts tightened.
Baddum tshhhhhh.
Taxi......... |
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"I know! I've bought 3 packs for my grandson's,I'm looking out for an equivalent for my granddaughters. Let me know if you spot anything
Pound land were doing chocolate make up kits "
I'll have a look if we have a local Poundland. We have a pound something or other |
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"I know! I've bought 3 packs for my grandson's,I'm looking out for an equivalent for my granddaughters. Let me know if you spot anything
Pound land were doing chocolate make up kits "
That puts a new spin on it lol Might do me some favours!!!! |
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