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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now then, I've just had an early mornin peruse of some gentlemens nether regions and I was left a little 
I thought as swinging males we were tied to a contract saying we had to keep it neat and tidy down there ?
Do we now have some rebels on board now who wish to flaunt the rules of Swing Camp and nurture their pubeage in hipster style ?
I say we put a stop to this immediately.
I have my scissors at the ready and, for the more extreme cases, clippers and shaving oil.
I am looking for an army of supporters across the country who will help me stamp out this most heinous of crimes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Free country, if I want em I'll keep em!
Get your scissors away from me or I shall send a strongly worded letter to the .....err..... Pube council  "
Mutiny in the ranks !
You'll regret this once the old guard are up and about  |
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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago
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"Free country, if I want em I'll keep em!
Get your scissors away from me or I shall send a strongly worded letter to the .....err..... Pube council
Mutiny in the ranks !
You'll regret this once the old guard are up and about "
Bah! The old guard hold no fear for me nor my Rastafarian friend |
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I don't like the nether regions baby smooth...it looks odd to me, neatly trimmed is fine. That said, saw one yesterday where I went He must have been 10" long, but I swear there must have been another three inches hidden in his bush!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't like the nether regions baby smooth...it looks odd to me, neatly trimmed is fine. That said, saw one yesterday where I went He must have been 10" long, but I swear there must have been another three inches hidden in his bush!!!
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That is all it needs
A good trim every now and then
When the pubes are a third or half of the length of the cock they surround we have an issue
I don't want to be having an up close and personal with David Bellamy when I take to my knees |
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"I don't like the nether regions baby smooth...it looks odd to me, neatly trimmed is fine. That said, saw one yesterday where I went He must have been 10" long, but I swear there must have been another three inches hidden in his bush!!!
That is all it needs
A good trim every now and then
When the pubes are a third or half of the length of the cock they surround we have an issue
I don't want to be having an up close and personal with David Bellamy when I take to my knees "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nobody likes the moment of "excuse me, sorry, I have one of your pubes in my mouth just bare with me one second"
If you could start a fire on your nether regions then it's too long, I would just judge it by eye though. Not recommending fires to be started on cocks/pussys to check pube growth
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