“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."

"Jazz isn't dead....it just smells funny."

Frank Zappa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable."

Banksy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My fave...."I like to whisper romantic shit after sex like......Hey...go home"

Very apt for fab lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me-we! Mohammed ali

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crucifixion? Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each….

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By *ischief ManagedCouple over a year ago

manchester

Never look down on someone unless your picking them up..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A world without women would be s pain in the arse

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"A world without women would be s pain in the arse

Spain in the arse.....that's gotta hurt!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing is worth it if you aren't happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Usually the cheapest of the three.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are responsible for your own happiness.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have what she's having

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everybody is a genius,

But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid"

From my main man Albert!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My fave...."I like to whisper romantic shit after sex like......Hey...go home"

Very apt for fab lol"

I love that for a status!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or my personal most used quote at work is ...

" I can't help always being right, I'm just surrounded by the wrong sort of people"

That always helps when I'm debating/arguing with a colleague

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

buy one get one free

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By *imAndHerKentCouple over a year ago

Folkestone

I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shotguns, what guns that fire shot?

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.....also Oscar Wilde

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By *etzPlayCouple over a year ago

Southend

Do what you want and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

- Dr. Seuss

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By *aa-tongueMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Roads? Where were going we don't need roads" = Doc Browne

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By *hooter McGavinMan over a year ago

Exeter

If at first you don't succeed pull your foreskin over your head

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By *inzi LTV/TS over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I'm a big belief in

'Money will not buy you happiness'

but I just love

'You can't stick a rose in an asshole and call it a ming vase!

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By *ildt123Man over a year ago

Huddersfield

No-one has a monopoly on wisdom.

And

The past can only affect the future if you allow it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What goes around, comes around.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May all your ups and downs be in bed."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It could be anything, so lets hear it people!

Mine is "The more things change, the more they stay the same"

stereophonics lyric?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"It could be anything, so lets hear it people!

Mine is "The more things change, the more they stay the same"

stereophonics lyric?"

I think it comes from the French originally "plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose" the more things change the more they're the same thing. Not sure who said it though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"It could be anything, so lets hear it people!

Mine is "The more things change, the more they stay the same"

stereophonics lyric?

I think it comes from the French originally "plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose" the more things change the more they're the same thing. Not sure who said it though

Les Stereophonics parle it

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

If I am right they will call me a German.

If I am wrong the will call me a Jew.

Albert Einstein

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It could be anything, so lets hear it people!

Mine is "The more things change, the more they stay the same"

stereophonics lyric?

I think it comes from the French originally "plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose" the more things change the more they're the same thing. Not sure who said it though

Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr I think

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice."

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No matter how hard you get hit, keep moving forward!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve the situation, but it will end the suspense."

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.”

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If you can't explain it simply,you don't understand it well enough.

Live my life by this.....

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.

Both very good.

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

Woman by the neck.

Bottle by the waist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, and then walk into a lamppost

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It could be anything, so lets hear it people!

Mine is "The more things change, the more they stay the same"

Bon Jovi – The More Things Change Lyrics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

''Dreams cost nothing. They are free.

The hard part is just keep them going..''

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always a Double Decker bus with your name on it...(so basically you can die at any time,so enjoy life)

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By *eanontiWoman over a year ago

Limerick

"Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. –John Lennon"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs Brown on religion We are all going to the same place who's cares who's driving the fucking bus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could agree with you but then we would both be wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What comes around goes around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always look on the bright side..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do what you want in life but accept the consequences'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can't give up because if you give up, you'll never find your soulmate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.

Marilyn Monroe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

Marilyn Monroe

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A man's gotta know his limitations

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

- Wilde

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your going to get

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The mind is like an ice burg it floats with one-seventh of its bulk above water..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The great question that has never been answered and i have not yet been able to answer im my 30 yrs pf reasearch into the feminine soul is " what do women really want"..... Sigmund freud both quotes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My own quote...to die in the hands of a friend far outways the choice to live a life of aggony at the hands of my enemys.. Hamish

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By *jandjbCouple over a year ago

Nr Manchester

If you were right I'd agree with you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id smash her back doors in !!

Keith lemon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My fave...."I like to whisper romantic shit after sex like......Hey...go home"

Very apt for fab lol"

Abird in the hand is worth two in the bush lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never look down on anyone unless your helping them up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many self indulged arrogant deluded obsessive control freaks does it take to change a light bulb? One...they hold the bulb as the rest of the world just revolves round then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Monogamy in a relationship is a relationship without TRUST. Trust in a relationship is a relationship of SHARING Trust.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never look down on anyone unless your helping them up"
or getting a BJ lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Akay mera lun chooss kutiyeh"

Google it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Truth is a pathless land -

J krishnamurti

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By *tsallaroundMan over a year ago

merthyr

England for the world cup Rotfl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Cosmos is all that is or was or ever will be. Our feeblest contemplations of the Cosmos stir us -- there is a tingling in the spine, a catch in the voice, a faint sensation, as if a distant memory, of falling from a height. We know we are approaching the greatest of mysteries...

Carl Sagan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To come upon love without seeking it, is the only way to find it.

J Krishnamurti

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.

Winston Churchill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Hang on. I've pissed everywhere'.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

Don't try to be popular ---

Try to be right

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

"My fave...."I like to whisper romantic shit after sex like......Hey...go home"

Very apt for fab lol

Abird in the hand is worth two in the bush lol

One in the bird's bush beats two in her hand ??

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Your not a tree, if you don't like where you live, move

Aimed at Facebook moaners who take every opportunity to complain about where they live

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't knock maturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This one meant a lot to me a few years ago - now got it hanging on my wall..

'Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about dancing in the rain..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell me is your dick long enough to reach your ass??..yeah!! Then go fuck yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IF LIFE IS A BITCH AND SUCKS...HOW COME I DON'T HER NUMBER?

BY.ME

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A lovely old guy said this to me once:

You need 3 things in life to make you happy.

Something to look forward to

Someone to love and

I'm sorry I can't remember the last bit. A new pair of shoes maybe

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Sooooo many...

Today, however, I'm gonna go with...

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

“Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you.

Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.

Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want?

Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive.

If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.”

~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It could be anything, so lets hear it people!

Mine is "The more things change, the more they stay the same"

stereophonics lyric?

I think it comes from the French originally "plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose" the more things change the more they're the same thing. Not sure who said it though

Haha i will only recognise something used in a song im a music freak lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When it rains it pours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My two favourites are

That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. Friedrich Nietzsche.

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

James Dean

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By *easing_twoCouple over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

When you judge someone you don't define them, you define yourself.

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By *ighting17thMan over a year ago

Bodmin

"It could be anything, so lets hear it people!

Mine is "The more things change, the more they stay the same"

Kurt Russell, " Escape from LA "

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"A lovely old guy said this to me once:

You need 3 things in life to make you happy.

Something to look forward to

Someone to love and

I'm sorry I can't remember the last bit. A new pair of shoes maybe

“Happiness is pretty simple: someone to love, something to do, something to look forward to.”

? Rita Mae Brown, Hiss of Death

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"How many self indulged arrogant deluded obsessive control freaks does it take to change a light bulb? One...they hold the bulb as the rest of the world just revolves round then! "

Hahaha!! But it should be how many self indulged arrogant deluded obsessive narcissists.....

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"A lovely old guy said this to me once:

You need 3 things in life to make you happy.

Something to look forward to

Someone to love and

I'm sorry I can't remember the last bit. A new pair of shoes maybe

“Happiness is pretty simple: someone to love, something to do, something to look forward to.”

? Rita Mae Brown, Hiss of Death"

Thank you Frisky, I think that was it

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"A lovely old guy said this to me once:

You need 3 things in life to make you happy.

Something to look forward to

Someone to love and

I'm sorry I can't remember the last bit. A new pair of shoes maybe

“Happiness is pretty simple: someone to love, something to do, something to look forward to.”

? Rita Mae Brown, Hiss of Death

Thank you Frisky, I think that was it

Y'welcome - I wouldn't argue with that!

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By *landPeggyCouple over a year ago

Holland !

"If you were right I'd agree with you!

I'd agree with you, but then we'd be both wrong.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My two favourites are

That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. Friedrich Nietzsche. "

Never understood how that relates to malaria, tbh

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

As I'm having one of those weeks...

“The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.”

~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a perfect person, I make a lot of mistakes, but I really appreciate those who stick with me even though they know how I really am!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times ... If one only remembers to turn one the light

Albus dumbledore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crucifixion? Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each…."

Im brian and so's my wife!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Groucho Marx had quite a few good ones:

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read".

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it".

"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I had £1 for every woman that found me unattractive I would eventually become attractive to women"

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