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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What should we do? 
Calling the OP a fking twat usually works, shall we give it a go?
I am at times though so no one will mind  "
You know I was just kidding, I think you are extremely huggable, I was hoping for a spanking from the mods, warm me up a little  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"What should we do?
Calling the OP a fking twat usually works, shall we give it a go?
I am at times though so no one will mind
You know I was just kidding, I think you are extremely huggable, I was hoping for a spanking from the mods, warm me up a little "
They have eaten too much pie at the mods xmas party me thinks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was, but the OH is snoring his head off like a cartoon character and I am wide awake now.
Why Bigbad, what did I miss?"
Bad, please don't grass me up, will buy you a Stella xx |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"We should rename the Lounge as the Saloon...
Liquor in the front...poker in the rear....
bring it on  "
Trust you The Sheriffs in the house and he is sharp dressed n shooting from the hip. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"We should rename the Lounge as the Saloon...
Liquor in the front...poker in the rear....
bring it on
Trust you The Sheriffs in the house and he is sharp dressed n shooting from the hip. "
i blame you lot - you are a bad influence on me - that and the Yorkshire air I've been breathing in all day!! |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"We should rename the Lounge as the Saloon...
Liquor in the front...poker in the rear....
bring it on
Trust you The Sheriffs in the house and he is sharp dressed n shooting from the hip.
i blame you lot - you are a bad influence on me - that and the Yorkshire air I've been breathing in all day!! "
Your breathing Yorkshire air?? Did you get your passport stamped? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
I am half yorkie BB, mam is from near Rotherham. (see, I knew there wasa reason you liked me)
No need for shopping - I'm going back to Scottylandsire tomorrow but may be in Birmingham on Friday xx |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"I am half yorkie BB, mam is from near Rotherham. (see, I knew there wasa reason you liked me)
No need for shopping - I'm going back to Scottylandsire tomorrow but may be in Birmingham on Friday xx "
Just down t road it is. Have to say that there Buuuuuuullwing is better than meddowhell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well its all cold up past basingstoke, had a grandad who went north, never heard from him again, only very dodgy rumers about wicker men 
They aint rumours "
told you its bad
got as far north as london once but it wasnt right, to chicken for the northan life |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I am half yorkie BB, mam is from near Rotherham. (see, I knew there wasa reason you liked me)
No need for shopping - I'm going back to Scottylandsire tomorrow but may be in Birmingham on Friday xx
Just down t road it is. Have to say that there Buuuuuuullwing is better than meddowhell "
not down for shopping honey,no time for that - down to work!!!! I'm still at the Motorpoint Arena in Sheffield. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"well its all cold up past basingstoke, had a grandad who went north, never heard from him again, only very dodgy rumers about wicker men
They aint rumours
told you its bad
got as far north as london once but it wasnt right, to chicken for the northan life "
you could never handle scottylandshire then!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"all joking aside ive been working in bolton alot this year and i had to learn the lingo, didnt have a clue what they were on about  "
keep this to yourself, but neither do those from Bolton - ssshhhhh |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"its ok i know know what a barm cake is and what cracking flags mean, so was a good education for me "
You haven't lived till you have had an inch thick slice of black pudding with an egg on in a barm cake (although its really a teacake but you have to let them there lankyshites off now n again) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"nah bb, you need a fried tattie scone on it too - then you know you have lived!!!!!
Is that like a deep fat fried pizza?"
can feel my heart skiping a beat just from reading it  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"nah bb, you need a fried tattie scone on it too - then you know you have lived!!!!!
Is that like a deep fat fried pizza?"
no!!! nothing like it (or a deep fried mars bar), more like a soda scone but much thinner |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"nah bb, you need a fried tattie scone on it too - then you know you have lived!!!!!
Is that like a deep fat fried pizza?
can feel my heart skiping a beat just from reading it "
skipping or stopping??? |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"Eh, Rugby is about!
Not for much longer, I have found some ear plugs.....off to bed now, wish me luck
Spoons will stop him! Guaranteed! "
The OH is scared for me to ask where the spoons go, but I can't resist.....what do we do with the spoons? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
Forum Mod |
"Eh, Rugby is about!
Not for much longer, I have found some ear plugs.....off to bed now, wish me luck
Spoons will stop him! Guaranteed!
The OH is scared for me to ask where the spoons go, but I can't resist.....what do we do with the spoons?"
You prize his larynx open with them to stop him snoring
I always find a well aimed punch helps........well it makes me feel better at least |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Eh, Rugby is about!
Not for much longer, I have found some ear plugs.....off to bed now, wish me luck
Spoons will stop him! Guaranteed!
The OH is scared for me to ask where the spoons go, but I can't resist.....what do we do with the spoons?"
shove it up his arse....that way snoring will be the least on his mind |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Eh, Rugby is about!
Not for much longer, I have found some ear plugs.....off to bed now, wish me luck
Spoons will stop him! Guaranteed!
The OH is scared for me to ask where the spoons go, but I can't resist.....what do we do with the spoons?"
You get one of them big ones (Table spoon) and say "sleep on your back and snore tonight and you know where this is going!" |
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