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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

...define 'naughty'

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Spitting when you should swallow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

going into work with lumpy gravy on your neck

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

fink it might be what i doned did do on Sunday!!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

sucking when you should blow, or is that the other way round?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

wearing flip flops or slippers instead of heels!!!

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By *ocketManUKMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Naughty is when you use feathers. When you use the whole chicken its just wrong.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"wearing flip flops or slippers instead of heels!!! "
coming to birmingham and not meeting up with me!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"wearing flip flops or slippers instead of heels!!! coming to birmingham and not meeting up with me! "

says the biatch that came to Scotland and never met me!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"wearing flip flops or slippers instead of heels!!! coming to birmingham and not meeting up with me!

says the biatch that came to Scotland and never met me!!!!"

we were in bloody glasgow and that was BBs fault lol

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"wearing flip flops or slippers instead of heels!!! coming to birmingham and not meeting up with me!

says the biatch that came to Scotland and never met me!!!!we were in bloody glasgow and that was BBs fault lol "

I'm only 20 mins from Glasgow!!!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"wearing flip flops or slippers instead of heels!!! coming to birmingham and not meeting up with me!

says the biatch that came to Scotland and never met me!!!!we were in bloody glasgow and that was BBs fault lol

I'm only 20 mins from Glasgow!!!!!!"

well tell BB that then

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"wearing flip flops or slippers instead of heels!!! coming to birmingham and not meeting up with me!

says the biatch that came to Scotland and never met me!!!!we were in bloody glasgow and that was BBs fault lol

I'm only 20 mins from Glasgow!!!!!!well tell BB that then "

Bit futn late noo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"wearing flip flops or slippers instead of heels!!! coming to birmingham and not meeting up with me!

says the biatch that came to Scotland and never met me!!!!we were in bloody glasgow and that was BBs fault lol

I'm only 20 mins from Glasgow!!!!!!well tell BB that then

Bit futn late noo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Did we go to Scotland? I followed the pointy arrow on the car telly thing and went up n down hills. I though we was in Bristol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

no you fool you can tell your in scotland buy the people stareing at the traffic lights

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"no you fool you can tell your in scotland buy the people stareing at the traffic lights "

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

must blink

don't go into the light

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

see it confused her

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

pretty lights........ shame I am colour blind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

spent a lovely time when i was a kid on the banks of lock loman, lovely place

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

and then my parents let me back in the car

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

I agree that Loch Lomond is a beautiful place xx

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"and then my parents let me back in the car "

pmsl, just sprayed voddie on the lappie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


" "

thank fook I have a tongue like a lizard, not a drop wasted!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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thank fook I have a tongue like a lizard, not a drop wasted!!"

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

oops. did I type that out loud???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

infact i just remembered, we rented a cabin on the shore, just up the road was a guy renting out windsurfers i was about 10 ish, dad said have a go so i did, i set off in a flash of speed, then realised i couldnt turn it so ended up on this little island with about 100 seals, waving furiously at them and they just waved back, took about an hour before the rental bloke realised i was stuck.

cant look at a seal the same way since

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

That sounds absolutely fantastic though. lots of wee "islands" on the loch and even better pubs and hotels!!!!

and at least our seals are friendly, lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That sounds absolutely fantastic though. lots of wee "islands" on the loch and even better pubs and hotels!!!!

and at least our seals are friendly, lol x"

they werent at first but as soon as i showed them my club they ran away, no idea why

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

please tell me it wasn't one you kept in your trousers, cos I now have other visions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

just remembered it was loch linny or however its spelt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"please tell me it wasn't one you kept in your trousers, cos I now have other visions"

ffs i was 10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ok im busted

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