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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So this morning I woke up to a surprise with a thick sticky substance plastered all around my nether regions in bed - I'd only gone and had myself a wet dream, hadn't I?
Now it's fair to say that I honestly can't remember the last time I had one - certainly years and years ago, probably even decades, so to say I was a little surprised is an understatement and I had to waddle to the bathroom to clean myself up 
To be honest it's been about a week since I last cum - a combination of 'wrong time of month' and a hectic agenda meaning I haven't even got around to any manual relief, so I guess that my body obviously felt it would sort things for itself (I thought it would take longer than that though to be honest) - disappointingly I don't remember any erotic dreams etc that might have triggered it 
Anyway, has anyone else had any "What the fuck"!? moments happen to them recently? i.e. anything happen totally unexpected or out of the blue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So this morning I woke up to a surprise with a thick sticky substance plastered all around my nether regions in bed - I'd only gone and had myself a wet dream, hadn't I?
Now it's fair to say that I honestly can't remember the last time I had one - certainly years and years ago, probably even decades, so to say I was a little surprised is an understatement and I had to waddle to the bathroom to clean myself up
To be honest it's been about a week since I last cum - a combination of 'wrong time of month' and a hectic agenda meaning I haven't even got around to any manual relief, so I guess that my body obviously felt it would sort things for itself (I thought it would take longer than that though to be honest) - disappointingly I don't remember any erotic dreams etc that might have triggered it
Anyway, has anyone else had any "What the fuck"!? moments happen to them recently? i.e. anything happen totally unexpected or out of the blue? "
Are you going through puberty! ?
The fact you didn't cum for a week has nothing to do with it! Haha
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I actually got a message from a couple last night 
wtf! that doesnt sound right. report and block "
I took a pic of it, gunna print it off and frame it, will be worth millions in years to come ha |
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