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over a year ago
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Yeah it'd taken me mixing all sorts (in a safe environment) and hours upon hours of drinking but eventually I was obliterated yet could still walk straight and yet I was sober in half an hour. My body is fucking bizarre x |
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Yes. I was 16 and a friend and I went back to a boys house when his parents were away and drank neat vodka. I was SO ill and my mum was incandescent with anger at me and threatened to throw out.....she never knowingly under reacted  |
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Yes. I got very very d*unk and had to ride the subway back to Brooklyn from Queens, piss d*unk, with my friends holding me up. Then I met my father who was meant to drive me home, and had to pretend not to be d*unk out of my mind.
I stumbled into bed and woke up the next day with an awful hangover. I crawled to the toilet and reversed everything from the night before.
It took me 2 years to drink anything again.
-Courtney |
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Not the first time but the worst time.
I was leaving a job and everyone bought me a drink. I had arranged transport home, so enjoyed myself.
SIXTY TWO southern comforts, two rums and two vodkas later, i wanted to die. Be put out of my misery.
Lucky for me i was so sick.
No hangover the next day, but from that day to this (30 years) i cannot face S.C the smell makes me sick.
yes totally stupid and I was very lucky. |
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Oh yes. In the Lake District in Borrowdale camping for the weekend as a sixth former. Went to the pub 3/4 hour before last orders. My mate and I had a race to see how many pints of Scrumpy we could down before closing. I kicked over his eighth pint to win
I then proceeded to lie down in the middle of the road, stopping the traffic until my mates picked me up and helped me back to the tents. In gratitude I left a pile of regurgitated pineapple chunks in the doorway of their tent. |
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Think it was when I was 16, a friend had a party while his parents were away for the weekend, lol. Everyone was mixing lager and cider for pints of snakebite. I remember someone throwing up out one of the bedroom windows onto the conservatory roof below, lol.
Remember the room spinning when I went to bed too. |
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"Not the first time but the worst time.
I was leaving a job and everyone bought me a drink. I had arranged transport home, so enjoyed myself.
SIXTY TWO southern comforts, two rums and two vodkas later, i wanted to die. Be put out of my misery.
Lucky for me i was so sick.
No hangover the next day, but from that day to this (30 years) i cannot face S.C the smell makes me sick.
yes totally stupid and I was very lucky. "
SIXTY TWO!!! 62!!! Blimey you're lucky to be alive.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yep I ended up passed out on the green of the cricket pitch after a do at the club with my then b/f after drinking way too much Southern Comfort & Lemonade. Must have been about 17/18. Puked for England when I got home... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yup 2 n a half cans on stones bitter on a Methodist church weekend away. Puked in my bed ended up sleeping on the floor where I rolled ova n twated my eyesocket on a water pipe. Sunday morning breakfast with the old dears the next morning was intresting lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was about 15 and decided it was a good idea to go straight onto blastaways. Those going back that far will remember it as the delightful combo of castaway and diamond white. Can't say I remember much of the next day or 2 afterwards  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not the first time but the worst time.
I was leaving a job and everyone bought me a drink. I had arranged transport home, so enjoyed myself.
SIXTY TWO southern comforts, two rums and two vodkas later, i wanted to die. Be put out of my misery.
Lucky for me i was so sick.
No hangover the next day, but from that day to this (30 years) i cannot face S.C the smell makes me sick.
yes totally stupid and I was very lucky.
SIXTY TWO!!! 62!!! Blimey you're lucky to be alive. "
I know. Totally stupid of me, but in youth you do these things. I was so sick i think thats what saved me! |
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LOOOOL
I was 13 or 14... it was at a friend's house. His parents had gone on holiday and we raided the drinks cabinet.
Not knowing any better we mixed spirits and liqueurs quite happily.
I was sooooo sick that I had a 3 day hangover that I passed off as food poisoning and the family had to change their stair carpet because I vomited all down it.
Not pretty. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I was 8. My Dad kept giving me rum to drink at a party. I don't drink rum.
I was about 14 when it was of my own doing.
It was half day at school and all the girls came back to my house and we raided the drinks cabinet and added all the things we had managed to buy at the shops. I still remember one of my friends sliding down the wall in a heap in the cloakroom and her sister trying to get her upright when everyone had to leave before my parents got home.
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"Not the first time but the worst time.
I was leaving a job and everyone bought me a drink. I had arranged transport home, so enjoyed myself.
SIXTY TWO southern comforts, two rums and two vodkas later, i wanted to die. Be put out of my misery.
Lucky for me i was so sick.
No hangover the next day, but from that day to this (30 years) i cannot face S.C the smell makes me sick.
yes totally stupid and I was very lucky.
SIXTY TWO!!! 62!!! Blimey you're lucky to be alive.
I know. Totally stupid of me, but in youth you do these things. I was so sick i think thats what saved me!"
Oh yes I'm not criticising just gobsmacked I did some really daft stuff as a yoof. Thank goodness you were sick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don't think I've ever been properly pissed, I've always been relatively smart and drank water or lemonade after drinking to sorta equal it out :/ I remember my sister at age 14 got so d*unk(I was 16) my parents carried her home(she couldn't walk) and they took it in turns through the night to watch her incase she threw up. She's never gotten that bad again! It kinda put me off the whole getting d*unk thing haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not the first time but the worst time.
I was leaving a job and everyone bought me a drink. I had arranged transport home, so enjoyed myself.
SIXTY TWO southern comforts, two rums and two vodkas later, i wanted to die. Be put out of my misery.
Lucky for me i was so sick.
No hangover the next day, but from that day to this (30 years) i cannot face S.C the smell makes me sick.
yes totally stupid and I was very lucky.
SIXTY TWO!!! 62!!! Blimey you're lucky to be alive.
I know. Totally stupid of me, but in youth you do these things. I was so sick i think thats what saved me!
Oh yes I'm not criticising just gob smacked I did some really daft stuff as a youth. Thank goodness you were sick."
I have been d*unk since but never like that! |
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"Not the first time but the worst time.
I was leaving a job and everyone bought me a drink. I had arranged transport home, so enjoyed myself.
SIXTY TWO southern comforts, two rums and two vodkas later, i wanted to die. Be put out of my misery.
Lucky for me i was so sick.
No hangover the next day, but from that day to this (30 years) i cannot face S.C the smell makes me sick.
yes totally stupid and I was very lucky.
SIXTY TWO!!! 62!!! Blimey you're lucky to be alive.
I know. Totally stupid of me, but in youth you do these things. I was so sick i think thats what saved me!
Oh yes I'm not criticising just gob smacked I did some really daft stuff as a youth. Thank goodness you were sick.
I have been d*unk since but never like that!"
I think we all have that one time that teaches us how far we can take it. But 62......I'm still trying to get my head round it .
I recently drank three glasses of wine at a social and was extremely sick when we got home  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not the first time but the worst time.
I was leaving a job and everyone bought me a drink. I had arranged transport home, so enjoyed myself.
SIXTY TWO southern comforts, two rums and two vodkas later, i wanted to die. Be put out of my misery.
Lucky for me i was so sick.
No hangover the next day, but from that day to this (30 years) i cannot face S.C the smell makes me sick.
yes totally stupid and I was very lucky.
SIXTY TWO!!! 62!!! Blimey you're lucky to be alive.
I know. Totally stupid of me, but in youth you do these things. I was so sick i think thats what saved me!
Oh yes I'm not criticising just gob smacked I did some really daft stuff as a youth. Thank goodness you were sick.
I have been d*unk since but never like that!
I think we all have that one time that teaches us how far we can take it. But 62......I'm still trying to get my head round it .
I recently drank three glasses of wine at a social and was extremely sick when we got home "
I am certainly not proud of it. Just very greatful i survived!!! |
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Properly d*unk?
At my aunty & uncle's 40th wedding anniversary, I was doing alright while we were in the pub. We went back to their house to continue the party and I was introduced to an array of spirits, most of which I'd never tried, so the world was my oyster.
My elder cousins Janet & Alan and uncle Harry made a man of me that night, I was 16 at the time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few have mentioned a particular drink that they won't touch again. Peach schnapps is mine.
Mine is vodka and orange juice 
-Courtney"
SC & Lemonade
Pernod & Black ~ vicious stuff! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Careful planning went into getting the booze, met up to drink it. Some part of town.
Few bottles of this foul tasting stuff later, it all descended into random flashes and patches.
Lying down on a patch of grass to go to sleep/possibly passing out.
Nothing Til I'm on my front doorstep, friend holding arm either side+ just looking at that door thinking 'this doesn't feel right'.
Door opened , parents , bright room spinning fast - naff all after that , til I woke up next day in my bed.
probably all lasted 2 hours max !
Teenage wasteland |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was three. I found the sherry. I remember the room spinning. I slept for two days pretty much. My mum didn't want to call a Dr incase she got in trouble! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Genuinely no
Who was it who fell asleep in the hedge?
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I've done that, but that wasn't my first time. Nor was the time I fell asleep in a river while thinking I was breaking out of Auschwitz. Scary thing is, I was alone on both occasions |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few have mentioned a particular drink that they won't touch again. Peach schnapps is mine.
Mine is vodka and orange juice
-Courtney
SC & Lemonade
Pernod & Black ~ vicious stuff! "
Magners. I can't remember how much I drank, but my vomit was exactly that consistency, colour and flavour because I hadn't eaten for two days |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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Was 13, playing football down the park with some mates and some of the older guys. They brought down a bottle of vodka before they were going clubbing and started dishing out shots. What I didn't realise (because it was dark) was that they were filling my cup all the way to the brim, I was standing there thinking fuck me it's taking a long time just to drink one shot..... two full cups of neat, cheap nasty vodka later. Didn't do anything too stupid though..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was three. I found the sherry. I remember the room spinning. I slept for two days pretty much. My mum didn't want to call a Dr incase she got in trouble! "
Holy shiz |
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"you got pissed ?
Or
Have you never been d*unk.
I remember the room spinning. "
Sometime in 2004. I remember going for dinner with my then boyfriend and his brother, having a whale of a time. Next thing I'm back on the boat, naked.
I have no recollection of getting back on the boat, let alone undress. The thought I'd been so out of control near water shocked me: never done it again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Aged 17. As students we drank the cheapest we could find which was barley wine of all things, plus drank cider through a straw (get pissed quicker). We then had to run for the train, which meant going down a set of steep concrete steps. I tripped and fell down the stairs to the bottom (or rather rolled). My friends were screaming, thought I had broken my back/neck. I stood up, grinned stupidly, said hope I haven't broken my watch, then carried on running for the train completely fine. I still can't believe I survived the fall, the beauty of being of pissed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you got pissed ?
Or
Have you never been d*unk.
I remember the room spinning. "
Yes I was 7 years old and drank a full pint of my dads cider when he wasn't looking. I pissed myself and was drink driving my bike!
A story that regularly gets Tod at Christmas along with when I set off a rocket firework in my front room and set fire to the carpet.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you got pissed ?
Or
Have you never been d*unk.
I remember the room spinning.
Yes I was 7 years old and drank a full pint of my dads cider when he wasn't looking. I pissed myself and was drink driving my bike!
A story that regularly gets Tod at Christmas along with when I set off a rocket firework in my front room and set fire to the carpet.
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I laid off the booze for a few more years after that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"13 white lightining had a good chat with a tree and snogged my crush "
the first time I had sex yes her name was Susan and she was my next door neighbours daughter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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not first time i got d*unk but the first time i got so d*unk i needed help - it was my 18th - out with a mate and parents - was a mid week thing main celebrations at the weekend - mate bought me double rum and blacks all night - was only about 20 minute walk home - took lots longer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The first time I got d*unk I was 10 or 11 on a trip to France, under the supervision of at least 15 adults from Church including my parents. My friend and I were having a competition to see who could drink half a pint of Orange juice in the fastest time and we ran out of juice, so he suggested we start on the red wine which was all that was left. Got completely sloshed. I won the competition though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wow how u all lived to tell tales is amazing , lol ,,,, strange or true ?"
Very very true. I wish it wasnt.
As I said, i think what saved me was being so sick.
It was an insane thing to do.
It's a wonder more of us dont die in childhood/teenage years.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes I was 11. New Years party with my extended family. Chugged a big glass of something and instead of my own drink. End of my party- carried off to bed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah.
Pernod and raw leeks (st David's day celebration). Not a good combo!!!"
That's one taste sensation I'd rather not have
I remember having too much cider, and my glasses falling down the toilet
Messy retrieval |
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"Wow how u all lived to tell tales is amazing , lol ,,,, strange or true ?
Very very true. I wish it wasnt.
As I said, i think what saved me was being so sick.
It was an insane thing to do.
It's a wonder more of us dont die in childhood/teenage years.
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I was 44...no excuse! |
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I was 12, 4 of us clubbed together for a bottle of chinzano only they didn't like it.
I ended up passed out in a shop doorway and my mum had to come get me, I've done some shit stuff but I think that is the angriest verbally my mum has ever been to me, well after about three days when she could actually bring herself to speak to me. Never touched chinzano or Martini from that day.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can remember the first time my daughter got d*unk,
last weekend I had the fun job of cleaning her lunch off the side of my car, haha"
You should have made her clean up her own mess  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can remember the first time my daughter got d*unk,
last weekend I had the fun job of cleaning her lunch off the side of my car, haha
You should have made her clean up her own mess "
It was threatened, lol
she would have made more if she attempted clean it |
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I was 18, woke up in a back garden not far from town at 6am in a bush. It was winter. It was freezing. Still absolutely out of it I decided it was time to go inside, so I proceeded to smash on his garden door yelling 'dad, open up it's fucking freezing out here, Daaaaad'. After about 5 mins I saw a figure in a dressing gown, he said through the door 'you okay mate'... Puzzled I said 'are you my dad', 'no mate' hr replied, 'oh sorry' and I turned round, climbed his fence and walked home. I hope his missus believed him.
Never again. |
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Baby sat .. ( not little children)
For my brother and his partner one sat nite ... ( I was around 15)
I found a bottle of woodpecker cider .. which was meant to be for with their lunch on Sunday ...I polished that off ... then found my brother s very expensive whisky ... so I had a drop of that too ... omg ... I felt so ill .... threw up in the kitchen sink ... and when they came back ... they had bought me a Chinese .....
Ive never touched whiskey since ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was 18 and had just been dumped by my boyfriend of 4 years.
Went to my bestfriends house to cry etc and her boyf had just finished work for christmas, he had been given a big bottle of Teachers whiskey.
Needless to say, I drank a good 3 quarters of it. Spent a week in bed being sick. Another week being only able to drink Ribena!
Even now, smell of whiskey makes me heave!
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By (user no longer on site)
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On holiday in Dorset, went away with my friend in my parents caravan, I bought Newcastle brown ale (I was 16) only because I saw oasis drank it!! I can't remember how many I drank but safe to say I was staggering around |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ha ha ha.
Yeah, 14 on a bottle of Blue lable Thunderbird. Amazing beach party down Society!
I swear Thunderbird is the reason I can't drink proper wine these days. lol
Epic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I still remember it vividly.
It was my 21st, we had tickets to go to Mr Smith in Warrington. After consuming vast amounts of green monsters, red witch, black Russian, and God knows what else, it was safe to say I was kissed the next day still. I was told to have a pint of water the next day to help me recover, I had no idea that some of the drinks had pernod in them. Safe to say I had a 3 day hangover, I felt rough that time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh I remember. Drinking cider and cherry B and projectile vomiting all over my friends
Never touched the stuff since  "
You were sick over your friends?
Never ever seen that, and I'm ancient |
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I was about 12/13 in Portugal and on one of our excursions, one of the stops was a gin factory (typical "excursions" booked through your travel provider, you know the sort, where they make stops that weren't always advertised on the way to your actual WANTED destination to try and make you spend money).
Anyway, at the shop at the end, I wandered off and, not looking my age, was offered shotglass after shotglass of different flavoured gin, vodka and liqeuers.
I was fucked by the time my Mum found me.
- Amy. x |
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"you got pissed ?
Or
Have you never been d*unk.
I remember the room spinning.
No I can't I would have been drinking white lightening or 20/20 though "
Lmao my friends used to drink 20/20 outside the local under 16's disco but they would bargain over it and say 70/30 or 60/40. |
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"I still remember it vividly.
It was my 21st, we had tickets to go to Mr Smith in Warrington. After consuming vast amounts of green monsters, red witch, black Russian, and God knows what else, it was safe to say I was kissed the next day still. I was told to have a pint of water the next day to help me recover, I had no idea that some of the drinks had pernod in them. Safe to say I had a 3 day hangover, I felt rough that time."
Green monsters!
Turn a morning after into a scene from the exorcist!!! |
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