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over a year ago
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Is eating your 7 year olds last lindt chocolate rabbit instead of going to the shops and buying your own chocolate.  I feel a bit guilty now my greed has been sated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is eating your 7 year olds last lindt chocolate rabbit instead of going to the shops and buying your own chocolate. I feel a bit guilty now my greed has been sated."
You're doing them a favour. Saving them from tooth decay and obesity.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is eating your 7 year olds last lindt chocolate rabbit instead of going to the shops and buying your own chocolate. I feel a bit guilty now my greed has been sated."
It's tough love and a valuable lesson you're teaching your child.
Well done...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is eating your 7 year olds last lindt chocolate rabbit instead of going to the shops and buying your own chocolate. I feel a bit guilty now my greed has been sated."
you bad girl you need to be punished for that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stealing and eating lots of sugar....great role model 
I expect you're going to lie about where it went too  "
I usually blame my mother but she's on holiday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You could always point your child toward the Strange Insertions thread in Swingers Chat. After reading that they probably wouldn't want chocolate again anyway!.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You could always point your child toward the Strange Insertions thread in Swingers Chat. After reading that they probably wouldn't want chocolate again anyway!.... "
I shall just go and acquaint myself with it now....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You could always point your child toward the Strange Insertions thread in Swingers Chat. After reading that they probably wouldn't want chocolate again anyway!....
I shall just go and acquaint myself with it now......."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You could always point your child toward the Strange Insertions thread in Swingers Chat. After reading that they probably wouldn't want chocolate again anyway!....
I shall just go and acquaint myself with it now.......
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Yup, exactly my reaction too!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stealing and eating lots of sugar....great role model
I expect you're going to lie about where it went too
I usually blame my mother but she's on holiday."
Do you have a cat? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.
He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit  "
I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.
He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit
I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes...."
Wait... there's jaffa cake ice cream now!?
And you tell me this at the start of a 10 hour shift |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.
He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit
I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes...."
Naughty Nell. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.
He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit
I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes....
Wait... there's jaffa cake ice cream now!?
And you tell me this at the start of a 10 hour shift "
I've not seen it in any shops, just at the little ice cream parlour near me. You'll need to get your bike sorted pronto! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.
He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit
I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes....
Wait... there's jaffa cake ice cream now!?
And you tell me this at the start of a 10 hour shift
I've not seen it in any shops, just at the little ice cream parlour near me. You'll need to get your bike sorted pronto!"
Yeah insurance are still ducking about but solicitors have gotten back to me to say the witness gave a statement in my favour ^_^ |
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"Is eating your 7 year olds last lindt chocolate rabbit instead of going to the shops and buying your own chocolate. I feel a bit guilty now my greed has been sated."
What! Is this leftover from Easter
How have you not eaten it months ago?
It's every man for himself in our house if there's choc around. And obviously we encourage 'sharing'
Mrs DDC |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.
He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit
I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes....
Wait... there's jaffa cake ice cream now!?
And you tell me this at the start of a 10 hour shift
I've not seen it in any shops, just at the little ice cream parlour near me. You'll need to get your bike sorted pronto!
Yeah insurance are still ducking about but solicitors have gotten back to me to say the witness gave a statement in my favour ^_^"
That's good news |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.
He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit
I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes....
Naughty Nell. X"
'tis naughty, but funny. |
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well I do hope that they pinch your chocolate as you deserve that for pinching theres and eating it
I would never eat the kids treats as I wouldnt want mine touched
ive been near someone that would eat there chocolate and everyone elses chocolate just because of greed
ive also seen the kids eat there chocolate as fast as possible so someone didnt pinch theres and eat it
knock on effect they also pinch your chocolate or are greedy with it when you offer them any chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"well I do hope that they pinch your chocolate as you deserve that for pinching theres and eating it
I would never eat the kids treats as I wouldnt want mine touched
ive been near someone that would eat there chocolate and everyone elses chocolate just because of greed
ive also seen the kids eat there chocolate as fast as possible so someone didnt pinch theres and eat it
knock on effect they also pinch your chocolate or are greedy with it when you offer them any chocolate "
Of course I'll replace it without them even being aware of my fall from grace, so there's no need to worry about my children frantically stuffing chocolate down their gullets for fear of theft. This was meant as a light hearted thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well I do hope that they pinch your chocolate as you deserve that for pinching theres and eating it
I would never eat the kids treats as I wouldnt want mine touched
ive been near someone that would eat there chocolate and everyone elses chocolate just because of greed
ive also seen the kids eat there chocolate as fast as possible so someone didnt pinch theres and eat it
knock on effect they also pinch your chocolate or are greedy with it when you offer them any chocolate
Of course I'll replace it without them even being aware of my fall from grace, so there's no need to worry about my children frantically stuffing chocolate down their gullets for fear of theft. This was meant as a light hearted thread."
Needs must Nell, needs must.  X |
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"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ? "
also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well
but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ?
also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well
but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there"
Wish I could find it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.
He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit
Aldi sell chocolate rabbits all year round. "
Problem solved! By him a box of 10 and say the rabbit had babies  |
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"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ?
also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well
but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there
Wish I could find it. "
I think it was miss cc the post was |
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"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ?
also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well
but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there
Wish I could find it. "
if its the one I'm thinking off I think it either got closed or removed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ?
also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well
but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there
Wish I could find it. if its the one I'm thinking off I think it either got closed or removed"
Probably. Lol. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just replace it with the same thing- "
Nah replace it with a mini one and tell him that chocolate shrinks over time and eventually disappears all together.
This way you're covered for any future disappearances :p |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"just replace it with the same thing-
Nah replace it with a mini one and tell him that chocolate shrinks over time and eventually disappears all together.
This way you're covered for any future disappearances :p"
But I promise to be good now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ?
also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well
but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there
Wish I could find it.
I think it was miss cc the post was "
No it wasn't miss cc. I remember exactly who it was. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just replace it with the same thing-
Nah replace it with a mini one and tell him that chocolate shrinks over time and eventually disappears all together.
This way you're covered for any future disappearances :p
But I promise to be good now "
Awwwe but good girls are boring :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ?
also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well
but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there
Wish I could find it.
I think it was miss cc the post was
No it wasn't miss cc. I remember exactly who it was."
It wasn't Miss CC. Am I correct in thinking there was a thread related name change at the time too ? or did I imagine it ? X |
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