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I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment. |
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"I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment."
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"I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment."
It would have come out in the conversation eventually!  |
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"I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment.
It would have come out in the conversation eventually! "
the worst of it was my dad had a false eye and if he had told me in advance I could of put him at ease to save the embarrassing moment |
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"I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment."
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"I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment.
It would have come out in the conversation eventually! "
clearly didnt have his eye on the ball. |
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"I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment.
It would have come out in the conversation eventually! "
Popped out on your knee lol |
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I met a guy off here a while ago and was sucking his cock. I had only been at it for about a minute and he came so hard that it shot down my throat then came back out my nose.  |
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Met a couple for a drink. The wife didn't talk the whole time. Just glared at the husband. Think they might have had a domestic. Didn't get to play. Tragic |
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I met a young guy through a hook up app while I was traveling for business. Invited him to my hotel.
We started getting hot with foreplay, fully clothed and I was sitting on him and kissing him. He suddenly shuddered and came in his pants (1 minute into foreplay, I hadn't even touched his crotch yet).
He said it would not be a problem as he could continue. We did.
He came another 4 times before he even started fucking me. |
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I've done the classic move of smashing a bloke in the face with my knee when changing position. That was pretty embarrassing.
The only other time was when I finally got naked with a very hot bloke, the sex was worse than disappointing, awkward and a total failure. |
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By *irceWoman
over a year ago
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"I met a young guy through a hook up app while I was traveling for business. Invited him to my hotel.
We started getting hot with foreplay, fully clothed and I was sitting on him and kissing him. He suddenly shuddered and came in his pants (1 minute into foreplay, I hadn't even touched his crotch yet).
He said it would not be a problem as he could continue. We did.
He came another 4 times before he even started fucking me. "
It's terrible for guys, met some guys like this but patience has given okay results.
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Had a meet on another site. Travelled a large distance to hers based upon photos of an Amazonian Goddess. Door opened by someone more resembling Hilda Ogden. Still played. Rude not to and petrol prices were at an all time high |
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"When I fell asleep while getting a Bj , must add we had been out all night "
I fell asleep filming her strip. Again after a heavy night out. She showed me the video and u could see the moment I nodded off haha |
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I had a really strange experience once meeting a woman from a dating site. Years ago I was only young and new to meeting women off the internet.
Anyway met this woman she about 10 years older than me, we went back to her place and started getting it on.
While I was fucking this woman she was uncontrollable laughing for the whole time we was having sex!
Like crazy laughing! It really freaked me out, I couldn't sleep a wink in fear of waking up tied to the bed with ankles broken!
I couldn't work out why she was laughing, I'm quite well endowed, and wasn't doing anything unusual. She was a complete lunatic!
There's no wonder I'm so careful who I would meet from fabs!
The next day I went straight to the sex clinic worried that she give me aids or something! |
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"Love reading people most embarrassing moments at meets
Anyone care to share ??
Kept putting the condom on inside out, poor guy.
Know better now  "
I had a guy (early twenties) who turned away to put the condom on then turned back proudly to show me the two condoms he'd put on  |
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"I met a guy off here a while ago and was sucking his cock. I had only been at it for about a minute and he came so hard that it shot down my throat then came back out my nose. "
thats too funny,sorry |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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Got freaked by the couple in a club that wanted to join in with us before we had properly got started. They got up and walked off with one behind the other. The man carrying a large shopping bag. |
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I suppose one embarrassing thing that happened well more disgusting than embarrassing, met a couple few years ago with my then partner and her hubby was doing her from behind and liquid poop came out of her everywhere  I was almost sick . That was it for me !!! Never ever ever met a woman since lol !!!
She just said oh dear looks like the douche didn't work properly |
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Invited a man I met of fab to my house.he definitely talked the talk and sounded as if we were going to have a fantastic time.got going with kissing and a fumble but coudnt actually feel his cock! Got down to it trousers off..He had forgotten to mention his medical condition of...a micro penis !! |
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Havin great meet when realise one of us bleeding , arghh not me ,,, look at meet and his cock pumping blood everywhere , must caught on zip ,, i quickly shout to partner to help him as jumping in shower , panicking as didnt want call ambulance , it squirt and pump everywhere when damaged felt real bad and concerned for him was shock get blood throbbin insted cum lol dont drink and drive lol |
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I gave someone a black eye once
I had got pushed right up the bed and sat up to shimmy down just as he leaned down to put his arm round me and pull me down.
My forehead hit him right in the eye socket!! We still carried on though- it was only the next day when we woke!!  |
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"I suppose one embarrassing thing that happened well more disgusting than embarrassing, met a couple few years ago with my then partner and her hubby was doing her from behind and liquid poop came out of her everywhere I was almost sick . That was it for me !!! Never ever ever met a woman since lol !!!
She just said oh dear looks like the douche didn't work properly "
. I can understand being nervous, but actually shitting yourself!!? Lol. That is so gross! |
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"I suppose one embarrassing thing that happened well more disgusting than embarrassing, met a couple few years ago with my then partner and her hubby was doing her from behind and liquid poop came out of her everywhere I was almost sick . That was it for me !!! Never ever ever met a woman since lol !!!
She just said oh dear looks like the douche didn't work properly . I can understand being nervous, but actually shitting yourself!!? Lol. That is so gross!"
Yep it was absolutely gross |
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"I met a guy off here a while ago and was sucking his cock. I had only been at it for about a minute and he came so hard that it shot down my throat then came back out my nose. "
Snotty sloppy seconds? |
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During a meet at ours, the other male of a couple we were naked and having fun with, nipped off to the loo. When he tried to come through the lounge door on his way back, the internal handle mechanism broke, trapping him in the hallway.
A selection of tools and half hour later, we managed to free him and have laugh about it. Most embarrassing at the time though lol |
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A 'friend' came on, whilst sitting on my new cream plain sofa, whilst I was making tea after getting back. She'd bled through her clothing into the fabric.
I returned from the kitchen to find her relaxed, sensuous disposition had changed to uptight and irritated, as she left for the bathroom.
She calmed down a little but this huge patch was as obvious as that big mole on someone's face - its just not going anywhere.
She decided to leave, so it ruined the night. |
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"Starting my period early...just as I arrived at a well planned gb
Hope everyone carried on regardless "
I carried on regardless after making a rather embarrassing announcement to the guys giving them the option to abstain from certain bits - some did, some didn't and I respected either way. Good night anyway |
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"Starting my period early...just as I arrived at a well planned gb
Hope everyone carried on regardless
I carried on regardless after making a rather embarrassing announcement to the guys giving them the option to abstain from certain bits - some did, some didn't and I respected either way. Good night anyway "
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A cpl of years ago met a guy, night was going well so off we went to the bedroom.. Long story short I was on all 4's with him gearing up behind me.. Then it happened....
Whoooooosh..... Off the end of the bed I went head first to land on the laminate floor with an almighty bang crash wallop
Obviously I hadn't positioned myself right or braced enough.. I was sooo embarrassed
Taught me to clench that duvet like my life depends on it now though when on 4's
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Met this couple a few months ago.
We were staying in a hotel room and had a second fold out bed for me to sleep in.
I decided it was a great idea to do it on the fold out bed. Unfortunately my arm slipped down the hole in the edge and I ended up dislocating mu shoulder and in A&E |
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By (user no longer on site)
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two men have fallen asleep while I was giving them a bj (at seperate times - Years apart!). Drink was involved both times but it gave me a complex for years!
Will can't understand it, but I do insist on practicing A LOT to make sure I'm doing it right now! He never complains bless him x
Sara |
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