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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago
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I never know what to call a ladies 'hoohoo'
So many terms that women don't like, fanny, pussy etc
Then other women happily use terms like 'cunt' which I thinks a bit crude myself so I thought I'd throw it out there as I commute to work |
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over a year ago
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I prefer cunt too. Pussy and fanny sound so inadequate sometimes, somewhat diluted in their effect. Saying that though, it needs to be in the context of sex. D (fem) |
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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago
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"There are a few I don't like but what really shocks me are the people, women included who aren't clear on the difference between a woman's vagina, labia, mons etc. "
You'd be surprised how many women couldn't tell you where there labia majora/ minora is |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are a few I don't like but what really shocks me are the people, women included who aren't clear on the difference between a woman's vagina, labia, mons etc.
You'd be surprised how many women couldn't tell you where there labia majora/ minora is"
whats a mons??  |
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"There are a few I don't like but what really shocks me are the people, women included who aren't clear on the difference between a woman's vagina, labia, mons etc.
You'd be surprised how many women couldn't tell you where there labia majora/ minora is"
You'd surprised how many times I've seen the question "do you shave your vagina?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are a few I don't like but what really shocks me are the people, women included who aren't clear on the difference between a woman's vagina, labia, mons etc.
You'd be surprised how many women couldn't tell you where there labia majora/ minora is
You'd surprised how many times I've seen the question "do you shave your vagina?" "
now thats gotta sting!!  |
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"There are a few I don't like but what really shocks me are the people, women included who aren't clear on the difference between a woman's vagina, labia, mons etc.
You'd be surprised how many women couldn't tell you where there labia majora/ minora is
You'd surprised how many times I've seen the question "do you shave your vagina?"
now thats gotta sting!! "
 if it needed shaving I'd be worried and don't even think about the stubble |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are a few I don't like but what really shocks me are the people, women included who aren't clear on the difference between a woman's vagina, labia, mons etc.
You'd be surprised how many women couldn't tell you where there labia majora/ minora is
You'd surprised how many times I've seen the question "do you shave your vagina?" "
Shocking stuff really. Even my six year old knows her vagina from her vulva. |
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"Cunt works for me on so many levels !!!
K xx "
Love it when a women uses the word cunt in a sentence ..... Like " fill my cunt with your hard cock and cum deep inside me" always makes me that little bit harder lol.  |
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I agree that " cu** " is, in that context, very crude.
However, the actual origin of the word ( as opposed to its common modern meaning ) is that it's an Irish word for a stupid person.
So it's crude for that reason too I think.
How it ended up as a word for, you know, is a mystery ! |
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Usually now I would just use the term pussy.
When I was a teenager many years ago I would call them a flange or growler.
As for the C word I only ever use it during sex. I never call anybody it as I love them and it would hardly be an insult calling someone something you love ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Monkeys forehead, Beatles bonnet, Aussies call it the map of tazy, quim, flange, piss flaps, wizards sleeve, or mouses ear depending on the size, stench trench |
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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago
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"Monkeys forehead, Beatles bonnet, Aussies call it the map of tazy, quim, flange, piss flaps, wizards sleeve, or mouses ear depending on the size, stench trench"
A monkeys forehead lmao
Stick it in my monkeys forehead big boy would just make me piss myself laughing imho |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She's got a cunt liked a ripped out fireplace", had me in stitches on a recent night out!
For me though, women using 'cunt' is such a turn on. I'm having great virtual sex at the moment with a young woman far away, who loves using it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mons pubis
Pubic mound basically"
Mons Venus, I believe
Minge, fanny, gash, mound, cunt, vag, pussy, slit, love tunnel, hot hole, twat, quim to name a few. Jay |
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As no-one has mentioned these,
Fisherman's jumper, butchers dustbin, bucket of cow lips, clopper.
Neil is incredibly find of calling mine a 'rat', especially when he's feeling amorous, I think it turns him on to see me throwing a fit of rage.
I like calling it a kitten purse. |
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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago
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"Mons pubis
Pubic mound basically
Mons Venus, I believe"
No I think I was right after a quick google
mons pubis
?m?nz 'pju?b?s/
noun
the rounded mass of fatty tissue lying over the joint of the pubic bones, in women typically more prominent and also called the mons Veneris. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pussy, cunt, mindge, crumpet, fanny, clunge, vag, honey pot, gash, axe wound, pink, muff, snatch, baby Canon, flower,  |
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Cunt works for me fb won't call it anything else says it is what it is flowery language isn't his thing (which I'm very pleased about).......mimsy is the funniest thing I've heard it called though.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There are some funny names for the old love tunnel. A few I found funny, axe wound bacon flaps salty gammon wizards sleeve gutted rabbit kebab burger bun gash fun tunnel mans cave sausage hider Lady Garden love Canal Mary Meat cavern gash take your pick ladys lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cookie because I love to eat it .
Others might include axe wound
Butterfly
Kebab
Fur burger
Front bum
Gash
Minge
Dish
Plate
Twat
Lady garden
Fanny
Bang hole
Bearded clam
Camel toe
Pink sausage wallet lol
Beef curtain and ham flap
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