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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This bath is getting so hot the sweat is dripping down my face and neck... Going to need to sit outside in my towel to cool off before getting dried.
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"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me.  "
This.....or the school holidays mean no free houses.....or the single guy is always at work when we're free  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can't find anyone to meet for ages, then, on the one weekend you can't meet, you get 20 messages for meets requests/club nights/party invites.
-Courtney |
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By *km45Man
over a year ago
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"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me. "
No it's not just you. Recently found someone who was after the same as me. Said was happy to meet and now nothing. Left me very disappointed as would have been my first meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone really hot & genuinely lovely messages you out of the blue to compliment your profile & talk to you, they are invariably at least 200 miles away  "
Yep, I know that feeling   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any thread moaning about speeling or gram'mer will always have at least won error in it¡
Mr ddc"
You do no sum off wot your writ ain't spelled rite don't yew. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You arrange a super sexy meet to lose your bi-cherry with an amazingly beautiful woman and have to cancel at the last minute as your period makes an unexpected early appearance....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone really hot & genuinely lovely messages you out of the blue to compliment your profile & talk to you, they are invariably at least 200 miles away
Yep, I know that feeling "
287 miles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone really hot & genuinely lovely messages you, they are always at least 200 miles away
(you post something andand get no response, someone posts a paraphrased comment and the thread explodes with agreement/sympathy/offers/replies) |
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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The time spent composing a message to someone who ha changed their status to "available to meet, who's interested " is longer than the time that person remains online by exactly one minute. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"When someone really hot & genuinely lovely messages you out of the blue to compliment your profile & talk to you, they are invariably at least 200 miles away
Yep, I know that feeling
287 miles "
299.2  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
The men who you really want to meet are the men who will let a chat slide after a few mins.
The men you really want to meet again, are the men who will never contact you after the first meet.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any thread moaning about speeling or gram'mer will always have at least won error in it¡
Mr ddc
You do no sum off wot your writ ain't spelled rite don't yew."
Lucks grate to us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only men are allowed to send a first message
Yes right
If a woman sends a first message she's considered fake irrespective of numerous verifications  "
Yep! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Friday or Saturday night, just home from the pub.. shattered, d*unk, ready for bed.. log on for a nose and a gorgeous sexy couple inbox for a meet.
Blocked the next day! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Men who want to meet you as soon as possible and you arent available for a week or so. In danger of losing the meet because of this. "
Oh, they lose interest WAY before the week is up. I find last minute meets a lot easier now because asking a man to wait for a shag is just not feasible. |
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"The clearer a potential meet becomes verbally about the likely sexual activities you'll share, the greater the chances that he'll have shot his load and will shortly forget any arrangements."
ain't THAT the truth. |
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"Men who want to meet you as soon as possible and you arent available for a week or so. In danger of losing the meet because of this.
Oh, they lose interest WAY before the week is up. I find last minute meets a lot easier now because asking a man to wait for a shag is just not feasible."
That seems very short sighted. And anyway, I enjoy conversation and getting to know people through the site as much as actually meeting them. |
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"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me. "
What's UNLOS? ( new to this )x |
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"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me.
What's UNLOS? ( new to this )x"
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"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me.
What's UNLOS? ( new to this )x
User No Longer On Site"
Thanks for that!x |
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You take time to write a comprehensive profile, only for it to be totally ignored and you are contacted from someone who is looking for the total opposite of what you are looking for!
Makes me think of writing a profile with reverse psychology! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That the people you meet are not available often enough for your liking/ your free time coincides but rarely.
That said- quality over quantity- but be nice to have both  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thay any 20 year old with 'quality not quantity' in their profile will have messaged every female within a 50 mile radius a wanna fuck message with 4 cock pics attached |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In chat you're the most gorgeous and sexy woman alive until you don't get your tits out on demand, and then the next woman down the list takes your crown. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thay any 20 year old with 'quality not quantity' in their profile will have messaged every female within a 50 mile radius a wanna fuck message with 4 cock pics attached"
30 year olds do this too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't find anyone to meet for ages, then, on the one weekend you can't meet, you get 20 messages for meets requests/club nights/party invites.
-Courtney"
ain't that a bitch |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
eventually you get the social meet of the year, you jump up and down with glee, you feel so blessed,so much so, that you disturb the force of the universe and either the night before the meet or the morning of, you either throw up, your kids do, or there is a crisis/ death in the family that you cannot ignore and you have to cancel, almost sobbing with frustration... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can ignore your inbox for couple of hours and no-one will message you, but as soon as you're ready to delete the 100 bloody messages you didn't have time for yesterday people will start messaging you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couples and single ladies are allowed to WRITE IN BLOCK CAPITALS when listing the do's and Dont's so that us simple folk can understand them!
READ THE BLOODY PROFILE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you whinge about guys messaging you when you don't want them to message you, and then ignore your inbox in a sulk, the guy who messaged you will be extremely hot and everything you're looking for.
He won't mind the 10 min delay though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sexiest guys on fab are always free when you aren't. And they always message when you're on your period so that your first message to them will be TMI... |
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Someone you've admired from afar, but not really interacted with, will suddenly appear in your area. They'll be a visitor and only able to meet promptly, just at the very time you've got something like a school sports day or dental appointment. Even worse, they message you and are 100% honest when they inform you that you have been their object of perfect desire, but they felt that they weren't your type - otherwise they'd have messaged you before they came to your area, giving notice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Read profile thoroughly
2. Write long, detailed message explaining why you would like to meet that person
3. Send it (with face pics)
4. Watch it sit in your "Sent Messages" box as 'unread'.
5. Wait until it becomes 'deleted unread'.
6. Despair and write a Forum Post "Is there something wrong with me?" or similar.
7. Discover there is something wrong with you - you are male and women get too much junk mail.
8. Review tactics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence.
I know Brilliant, isn't it!  They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha"
The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence.
I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha
The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts."
Ahem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence.
I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha
The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts.
Ahem."
Meh you don't meet so don't count. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence.
I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha
The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts.
Ahem.
Meh you don't meet so don't count."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence.
I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha
The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts."
Probably a foot shod in a fabulous heel, and held at a high angle to be more flattering. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"9 pictures of a penis in unacceptable, 9 pictures of a vagina is not..."
Are you complaining!!
Single men must be eternally grateful for any and all crumbs that any female deigns to drop- even if she is a Double-bagger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After chatting to someone and the sexual chemistry is evident a meet is arranged I spend hours getting ready only to receive a txt sorry my granny is sick and I must look after her
( true story ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"9 pictures of a penis in unacceptable, 9 pictures of a vagina is not...
Are you complaining!!
Single men must be eternally grateful for any and all crumbs that any female deigns to drop- even if she is a Double-bagger "
Double bagger and paper bagger... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After chatting to someone and the sexual chemistry is evident a meet is arranged I spend hours getting ready only to receive a txt sorry my granny is sick and I must look after her
( true story ) "
The sick granny is very common here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1)Do not enter a thread you don't care about in forums with a big wooden spoon to stir controversy - you might get a kick out of it but you'll look a cunt.
2)live by any advice you give
3)....... oh bollocks.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After chatting to someone and the sexual chemistry is evident a meet is arranged I spend hours getting ready only to receive a txt sorry my granny is sick and I must look after her
( true story )
The sick granny is very common here "
I know someone who has had 6 grannies funerals in the last 6 months all coinciding with meets.
True (ish) story |
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