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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in 
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone? "
Haha only three !? ,
... I recon you'd be begging for mercy after one an' 'alf.
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone? "
I'd like to apply. At least have an inter_iew! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone? "
Newish to FAB
I can only manage 1 of the desirables (it's none of the first 3)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"young, killer hair cut, tattooed chap needed for this little redheaded devil woman"
Must be able to make me laugh, cum like a train, good at kissing, likes to hang around after for a cuddle.
apply within! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha only three !? ,
... I recon you'd be begging for mercy after one an' 'alf.
Try me ive never met a man who can keep up with me "
Haha! ...and you'd think on those little legs you'd be easy to catch . Xxxxxx
... If you weren't half the country away ya gorgeous , you. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha only three !? ,
... I recon you'd be begging for mercy after one an' 'alf.
Try me ive never met a man who can keep up with me
Haha! ...and you'd think on those little legs you'd be easy to catch . Xxxxxx
... If you weren't half the country away ya gorgeous , you. X"
You would think so
Im near oxford next sept for 3 days am i worth the wait? pmsl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for
Sparking eyes
Coy smile
Great sense of humor
Like the pooch
Likes music
Great kisser
Enjoys
Walking
Talking
Sunsets
Picnics
Snuggling
Apply within
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Looking for
Sparking eyes
Coy smile
Great sense of humor
Like the pooch
Likes music
Great kisser
Enjoys
Walking
Talking
Sunsets
Picnics
Snuggling
Apply within
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Oooh.....I tick all those boxes 
Why are you so far away.... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Looking for
Sparking eyes
Coy smile
Great sense of humor
Like the pooch
Likes music
Great kisser
Enjoys
Walking
Talking
Sunsets
Picnics
Snuggling
Apply within
Oooh.....I tick all those boxes
Why are you so far away....
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Aww that's it I am.putting my house on roller skates and pushing it down south |
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone?
I'd like to apply. At least have an inter_iew!"
Are you able to clarify further on T&C's such as what breaks I'm entitled to between Round 1, 2 and 3 (assuming unlimited overtime is authorised?), I'm happy to do nights  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone? "
Only fail on long hair
Oh sorry your miles away just my luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha only three !? ,
... I recon you'd be begging for mercy after one an' 'alf.
Try me ive never met a man who can keep up with me
Haha! ...and you'd think on those little legs you'd be easy to catch . Xxxxxx
... If you weren't half the country away ya gorgeous , you. X
You would think so
Im near oxford next sept for 3 days am i worth the wait? pmsl "
Oh ... Now that's just cruel...you best not be teasing?! Lol , xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Looking for
Sparking eyes
Coy smile
Great sense of humor
Like the pooch
Likes music
Great kisser
Enjoys
Walking
Talking
Sunsets
Picnics
Snuggling
Apply within
Ohh that's me  Red"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone? "
can do most of that x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted: man
Good kisser
Decent conversation
Available (no ties)
Non smoker
Great sense of humour
Over 5'5" preferably
Likes fun nights out and more fun nights in
Own car, hair, teeth
Solvent
Emotionally literate
Oh bugger, what is the point?
Revised ad-
Wanted: man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone?
I'd like to apply. At least have an inter_iew!
Are you able to clarify further on T&C's such as what breaks I'm entitled to between Round 1, 2 and 3 (assuming unlimited overtime is authorised?), I'm happy to do nights "
breaks allowed 20 mins max |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone?
I'd like to apply. At least have an inter_iew!
Are you able to clarify further on T&C's such as what breaks I'm entitled to between Round 1, 2 and 3 (assuming unlimited overtime is authorised?), I'm happy to do nights breaks allowed 20 mins max "
Is there free donuts too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha only three !? ,
... I recon you'd be begging for mercy after one an' 'alf.
Try me ive never met a man who can keep up with me
Haha! ...and you'd think on those little legs you'd be easy to catch . Xxxxxx
... If you weren't half the country away ya gorgeous , you. X
You would think so
Im near oxford next sept for 3 days am i worth the wait? pmsl
Oh ... Now that's just cruel...you best not be teasing?! Lol , xxx"
depends how far is oxford from Warwick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone?
I'd like to apply. At least have an inter_iew!
Are you able to clarify further on T&C's such as what breaks I'm entitled to between Round 1, 2 and 3 (assuming unlimited overtime is authorised?), I'm happy to do nights breaks allowed 20 mins max
Is there free donuts too "
i hate donuts... cupcake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decent body
Nice smile
Quirky sense of humour
Sexually adventurous
Able to get to Croydon
Must like movies
Must like having me kiss and lick them."
Six out of seven ain't bad
Some good ads here  . I need to do one too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone?
Newish to FAB
I can only manage 1 of the desirables (it's none of the first 3) "
only three rounds hardly worth geting the coat on for  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Find below job spec for the vacant fuck buddy role which I have available.
Essential experience.
Nice smile
Sense of humour
Sexually adventurous
Loves having their pussy licked.
Desirable but non-essential experience
Anal lover
Enjoys dressing up
Use of toys
Bi
Non camera shy
Discrimination
Application available to women only. Couples considered.
Abilities
Oral expert
Can manage round 2
Good kisser
Devise and act out interesting scenarios. Use of costumes encouraged.
Location
West London - travel expected. Outdoor working anticipated in summer.
Overtime
Unlimited overtime authorised.
Employer.
Well dressed, Sexually adventurous black man, strong desire to please his employee. Eager tongue, adventurous hands, long, hard, tool used to please staff.
Apply within. |
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone? "
No tattoos for me but the rest is good |
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"I'll take another fuck buddy who can do odd jobs too.
Otherwise spec similar to many above, kisses, responsive, lasts, repeats, cuddles, humorous etc. "
Pretty much this..I could do with a hand with the tiling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take another fuck buddy who can do odd jobs too.
Otherwise spec similar to many above, kisses, responsive, lasts, repeats, cuddles, humorous etc.
Pretty much this..I could do with a hand with the tiling "
Tiling I can do as long as someone else can do the grouting for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Number one must be a good kisser,must be local,44 yrs plus ,must accom,should be an ok looking man,must make me laugh with him(not at him)...oh and must know and want to fuck the living daylights out of me....and be able to repeat lots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eva Green lookalikes welcome "
I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.
What do you say? Accept my application?
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Job vacancy for female. Applicant will ideally have:
A wicked sense of humour
Have excellent kissing skills
Be able to give and take banter
Have stamina
Love massages
Love food
Enjoy chatting into the night
Like morning spooning
Be up for a challenge
Likes being teased
Not be afraid of eye contact
Be able to switch roles
Be continually exciting and challenging
Never willing to just settle
Personality an absolute must
Training available on request. Applicants by pm |
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By *km45Man
over a year ago
UTTOXETER |
"Number one must be a good kisser,must be local,44 yrs plus ,must accom,should be an ok looking man,must make me laugh with him(not at him)...oh and must know and want to fuck the living daylights out of me....and be able to repeat lots "
Dam I'm not local so that counts me out |
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"I'll take another fuck buddy who can do odd jobs too.
Otherwise spec similar to many above, kisses, responsive, lasts, repeats, cuddles, humorous etc.
Pretty much this..I could do with a hand with the tiling
Tiling I can do as long as someone else can do the grouting for me "
I thought you enjoyed the filling in part?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for:-
* 7 or 8 musically inclined women
* With sense of adventure
* And each with a gold tooth
That should do it, I reckon
Would a gold inlay count or does it have to be a full tooth? "
I think joe has sone weird captain sparrow and his merry pirate lady troubadour band fantasy going on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Job vacancy for female. Applicant will ideally have:
A wicked sense of humour
Have excellent kissing skills
Be able to give and take banter
Have stamina
Love massages
Love food
Enjoy chatting into the night
Like morning spooning
Be up for a challenge
Likes being teased
Not be afraid of eye contact
Be able to switch roles
Be continually exciting and challenging
Never willing to just settle
Personality an absolute must
Training available on request. Applicants by pm"
Can you just change the header to male and this will do for mine too please |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Man
Pulse
Own Teeth
Clean, hard cock
Able to drive/own car
Willing to share hotel costs and club entrance fees (i.e. solvent)
Good conversation
Good sense of humour
Sociable
Available Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at least once a week
Openly tactile but not embarrassingly so
Able to respond to, "Don't you dare cum" in the appropriate way
Gives deep tissue massage
Cuddles/spoons
Kisses neck
Giver - Cunnilingus
Able to tuck me in, give me a kiss on the forehead and leave quietly when it's time for me to sleep
Occasional morning sex by mutual consent.
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Seeking
deliciously dominant male
Must be 6'+ (as she is tall and loves her heels)
Buff
Vwe
Charming
Solvent(she is nothing if not high maintenance)
Willing to do anything she wants/says/demands(delete as needed)
Tall dark and handsome or a silver fox
Be able to breathe through his ears
Good at knots
Be available as and when she wants
Have male friends equally as sexy for mmf
Whaddya mean it's not a wish list!
Phht
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Looking for
Sparking eyes
Coy smile
Great sense of humor
Like the pooch
Likes music
Great kisser
Enjoys
Walking
Talking
Sunsets
Picnics
Snuggling
Apply within
Oooh.....I tick all those boxes
Why are you so far away....
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Witwoo what a stunner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take another fuck buddy who can do odd jobs too.
Otherwise spec similar to many above, kisses, responsive, lasts, repeats, cuddles, humorous etc.
Pretty much this..I could do with a hand with the tiling "
I'm good with my hands!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
Might have to wait till round 2 for that!
None suffocating or needy
ok I won't suffocate you with the pillow :p
Easy to chat to
Great listener....(big ears)
Post sex cuddler
Oh aye
Abilities:
Can make me cum
I guarantee it
Can manage round two
Round 5 ok? After round 1 I need 20 min with 10 min added on for each additional round....ding ding!
Can kiss
Expert in French
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
I'm already broken! Lol
Desirables:
Long hair
Sorry,short n curly here.
Tattoos
Tiger n dragon...check.Couple of tasty facial scars also.
Rocks leather
Shoes n jacket maybe....jeans n t-shirt guy here,may wear a smart shirt if I'm feeling posh!
Can manage round 3
After a 30 min break from round 2....and the aid of a zimmer frame....easy!
Anyone?
10/12.......close but no cigar yet again! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmm lately I've been fancying a radical change from my normal type and would quite like a very petite girl.
So
Under 5'8"
Under 55kg
Under 25
Full of energy
Ideally emo/gothic dress sense
Sanity optional.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eva Green lookalikes welcome
I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.
What do you say? Accept my application?
-Courtney"
You're hired! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Needed fuck/snuggle buddy
Good kisser
Good listener
Great in bed
Can go more than once
Enjoys cuddles after sex
Likes movies in bed
Likes hair being played with
Likes to play with my hair
Enjoy talking
Please reply with pm |
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""young, killer hair cut, tattooed chap needed for this little redheaded devil woman"
Must be able to make me laugh, cum like a train, good at kissing, likes to hang around after for a cuddle.
apply within!"
how young are we talking haha :P tattoos check (want more) haircut is subjective |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Female wanted.
Nice eyes
Nice shape. (Just for your size)
Good arse.
Must enjoy being tied up and abused.
Must love big cocks (bit worship)
Must love heavy cummers
Few tattoos
Odd sense of humour
Role switchable (love having my face sat on while being wanked off)
Bonus points if you look like a Russian assassin
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"nice eyes,
Great body,
Great sense of humour
Nice kisser,
Likes to give and receive oral
Very adventurous
Likes to please
Gives oral very well "
So do you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""young, killer hair cut, tattooed chap needed for this little redheaded devil woman"
Must be able to make me laugh, cum like a train, good at kissing, likes to hang around after for a cuddle.
apply within!
how young are we talking haha :P tattoos check (want more) haircut is subjective "
Hello.....inbox me young man, you've been selected for further investigation to the position |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Male needed.
Must be able to lick pussy for an obscene amount of time.
An interest in BDSM and being un afraid to give pain is a must.
Must have at least an 8 inch cock.
Spooning after sex not appreciated.
Tall, dark, handsome.
Must be available whenever I want.
Must be able to arrange gangbangs.
I'll keep dreaming |
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"Job vacancy for female. Applicant will ideally have:
A wicked sense of humour
Have excellent kissing skills
Be able to give and take banter
Have stamina
Love massages
Love food
Enjoy chatting into the night
Like morning spooning
Be up for a challenge
Likes being teased
Not be afraid of eye contact
Be able to switch roles
Be continually exciting and challenging
Never willing to just settle
Personality an absolute must
Training available on request. Applicants by pm"
Where do I sign up??? |
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6'4" tall guy, 34"waist, blue/grey eyes, fair hair, good at chatting and intelligent conversationalist...
Seeking lusciously beautiful woman who can be a little firm and get exactly what she wants... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone? "
I can definitely do all of the above, I also cook, bake the occasional lemon drizzle cake, and very very good at DIY
I have my own transport and am usually in a town near you....currently in Liverpool next stop is York from October the 12th..... just saying lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmm lately I've been fancying a radical change from my normal type and would quite like a very petite girl.
So
Under 5'8"
Under 55kg
Under 25
Full of energy
Ideally emo/gothic dress sense
Sanity optional.
"
I'm under 55kg, but only when I'm bench pressing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eva Green lookalikes welcome
I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.
What do you say? Accept my application?
-Courtney
You're hired!"
Accepting the job offer caused Com Truise to go UNLOS. I wonder what that says about me
-Courtney |
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"Wanted: man
Good kisser
Decent conversation
Available (no ties)
Non smoker
Great sense of humour
Over 5'5" preferably
Likes fun nights out and more fun nights in
Own car, hair, teeth
Solvent
Emotionally literate
Oh bugger, what is the point?
Revised ad-
Wanted: man"
Love it! |
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One vacancy: Only females need apply
Essential:
OK with me being a short ass
Decent sense of humour
Preferred:
Into long sessions
Doesn't fall asleep after round one
Loves massages - not just receiving
Unselfish in bed
Happy to explore and push boundaries
Must be a cuddler
Into kissing
Confident
Not suffocating or clingy
Enjoys long drives
Personal kinks:
I love a woman who enjoys driving fast as I do
Love a woman who does martial arts as I am a practitioner
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Average looking short arse seeks relaxed female for relaxed cuddles and good fuck.
Essentials
Good sense of humour
Non possessive
Willing to occasionally do social as well as sexual meets
Not be worried about height
Desirable
Swedish blond nymphomaniac 
Localism would be nice and I can accom or travel. |
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Vacancy
Surrey/Hampshire borders
Man wanted
Over 5'7"
Average to large cock size
Free. Totally able to accommodate me.
Solvent
Driver
Own teeth and hair
No tatts
Likes conversation, laughter and culture
Likes hugging, kissing, showering together, dogs, walking, camping, chocolate
Doesn't drink or smoke
Doesn't play mind games
Isn't a fitness freak and not resembling Giant Haystacks
Likes cake. I make a mean cake and lush fudge
Doesn't mind a married woman.
Apply within
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Applications are invited for the position of friends with benefits..
Ideal candidate will posses
Good communication skills.
A good sense of humour
An ability to laugh at
1) my jokes
2) herself
3) me naked
Ages from 35 - 56 ish (although other ages might be acceptable).
Willing to be seen with me in public this will likely be bars restaurants etc, free food and drinks are often available..
Kissing is / will be required..
Massages giving and be willing to receive..
Cuddles and spooning
Potential candidates should have excellent oral skills, be able to multitask and live locally to Leeds..
For further details or to apply
Please contact in writing to johnsoda0204..
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"Eva Green lookalikes welcome
I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.
What do you say? Accept my application?
-Courtney
You're hired!
Accepting the job offer caused Com Truise to go UNLOS. I wonder what that says about me
-Courtney"
Oh bugger, I was just sharpening my pencils too.....  |
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Likes:
Fancying you, face first.
Getting to know.
Kissing.
Thinking.
Slow erotic burn.
Holding hands.
Wanting you.
Conversation.
Being funny and bright.
But I do have tatts discreetly hidden, so there's no chance!
I like my wine.
I like my erotic imagination...
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"Likes:
Fancying you, face first.
Getting to know.
Kissing.
Thinking.
Slow erotic burn.
Holding hands.
Wanting you.
Conversation.
Being funny and bright.
But I do have tatts discreetly hidden, so there's no chance!
I like my wine.
I like my erotic imagination...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am available
Cv :
Kiss described as electric
Hugs described as imense
An overall reaction of ..wow I didn't expect that ...
Good things come when u least expect them
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My bloody fb has disappeared off the face of the earth! So, I'd like to find someone who:
Can make me laugh till my sides hurt
Doesn't mind my little quirks
Loves kissing as much as I do
Is very sensual yet fiercely passionate
Likes a bit of kink
Intelligent and compassionate
Is really into music
Must be a good cuddler
A bit of a geek
Takes care of themselves
Thinks I'm hot!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must be:
Over 6ft - long hair (must be good condition) or short.
Eye colour: not fussed on that
Rugby build as I like a man with strong arms
Good hard kisser, likes to give and receive cuddles.
Can accommodate. their place or hotel and must be local to me.
Age: late 30's - 40's.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bloody fb has disappeared off the face of the earth! So, I'd like to find someone who:
Can make me laugh till my sides hurt
Doesn't mind my little quirks
Loves kissing as much as I do
Is very sensual yet fiercely passionate
Likes a bit of kink
Intelligent and compassionate
Is really into music
Must be a good cuddler
A bit of a geek
Takes care of themselves
Thinks I'm hot!
"
Actually this is more like an advertisement for a boyfriend 
I'm changing the criteria to:
Must be a good fuck.... |
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For me she should
Be near or able to travel to mine...surely essential in a FB?
Be open minded and happy to share. Be happy to try anything once.
Be attractive...to me in some way.
Like to take lots of pleasure and some occasional appropriate pain.(latter not essential)
Has to love kissing and be able to translate lust through her lips.
Have stamina and able to accept it takes me a long time to cum.
Like cuddling and pillow talk
Enjoy me cooking for her.
Unlikely though
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"6'4" tall guy, 34"waist, blue/grey eyes, fair hair, good at chatting and intelligent conversationalist...
Seeking lusciously beautiful woman who can be a little firm and get exactly what she wants..."
Ha ha. ..i'm here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The person specs are as follows:
Likes Kissing.
Likes cuddling.
Loves oral sex
Likes Netflix/Movies.
Doesn't mind listening to Mariah Carey.
Understands the offside law (or is prepared to learn.)
Isn't a Sp*rs fan.
Applications accepted via my inbox
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lady wanted to fill position as FWB.
Must have:
Sense of humour
Sparkling eyes
Dirty laugh
Sensitive neck and ears that love to kissed and nibbled
Loves to kiss and cuddle before during and after great sex
Desirable:
Short hair
Full, cuddly figure
Essential:
Time to enjoy slow sensual sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eva Green lookalikes welcome
I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.
What do you say? Accept my application?
-Courtney
You're hired!
Accepting the job offer caused Com Truise to go UNLOS. I wonder what that says about me
-Courtney"
He realised shit got real and people aren't playing at this and do want to meet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lady required preferably breathing but not essential
Must be single or have bf,engaged, married,separated, divorced, widowed with or without pet.
Must have high standards and know irony when it hits them |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
The face behind this particular position...
"Applications are invited for the position of friends with benefits..
Ideal candidate will posses
Good communication skills.
A good sense of humour
An ability to laugh at
1) my jokes
2) herself
3) me naked
Ages from 35 - 56 ish (although other ages might be acceptable).
Willing to be seen with me in public this will likely be bars restaurants etc, free food and drinks are often available..
Kissing is / will be required..
Massages giving and be willing to receive..
Cuddles and spooning
Potential candidates should have excellent oral skills, be able to multitask and live locally to Leeds..
For further details or to apply
Please contact in writing to johnsoda0204..
"
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"Job vacancy for female. Applicant will ideally have:
A wicked sense of humour
Have excellent kissing skills
Be able to give and take banter
Have stamina
Love massages
Love food
Enjoy chatting into the night
Like morning spooning
Be up for a challenge
Likes being teased
Not be afraid of eye contact
Be able to switch roles
Be continually exciting and challenging
Never willing to just settle
Personality an absolute must
Training available on request. Applicants by pm"
Sounds like my ex |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
FB vacancy
Males must:
Be taller than me when I have heels on.
Be a fantastic kisser.
Must enjoy spending time working me up into a frenzy.
Be open minded and never say never.
Be willing to escort me to a club.
Females.....pm me |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Eva Green lookalikes welcome
I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.
What do you say? Accept my application?
-Courtney
You're hired!
Accepting the job offer caused Com Truise to go UNLOS. I wonder what that says about me
-Courtney"
He'll be back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Applications are invited for the position of friends with benefits..
Ideal candidate will posses
Good communication skills.
A good sense of humour
An ability to laugh at
1) my jokes
2) herself
3) me naked
Ages from 35 - 56 ish (although other ages might be acceptable).
Willing to be seen with me in public this will likely be bars restaurants etc, free food and drinks are often available..
Kissing is / will be required..
Massages giving and be willing to receive..
Cuddles and spooning
Potential candidates should have excellent oral skills, be able to multitask and live locally to Leeds..
For further details or to apply
Please contact in writing to johnsoda0204..
"
aah
too old
dont live in Leeds...otherwise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me she should
Be near or able to travel to mine...surely essential in a FB?
Be open minded and happy to share. Be happy to try anything once.
Be attractive...to me in some way.
Like to take lots of pleasure and some occasional appropriate pain.(latter not essential)
Has to love kissing and be able to translate lust through her lips.
Have stamina and able to accept it takes me a long time to cum.
Like cuddling and pillow talk
Enjoy me cooking for her.
Unlikely though
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Well, I cant travel and not sure id be attractive to you but everything else ticks my boxes. Always the way on here, too far away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Essentials:
Lasts more than 5 minutes
None suffocating or needy
Easy to chat to
Post sex cuddler
Abilities:
Can make me cum
Can manage round two
Can kiss
Experience:
None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in
Desirables:
Long hair
Tattoos
Rocks leather
Can manage round 3
Anyone? "
Manage round 5 that's my record |
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"Eva Green lookalikes welcome
I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.
What do you say? Accept my application?
-Courtney
You're hired!
Accepting the job offer caused Com Truise to go UNLOS. I wonder what that says about me
-Courtney
He realised shit got real and people aren't playing at this and do want to meet?"
I have patience, I've still got him on whatsapp...... |
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"Eva Green lookalikes welcome
I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.
What do you say? Accept my application?
-Courtney
You're hired!
Accepting the job offer caused Com Truise to go UNLOS. I wonder what that says about me
-Courtney
He realised shit got real and people aren't playing at this and do want to meet?
I have patience, I've still got him on whatsapp...... "
Though I might be persona non gratis for reasons you and I both know!! |
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"6'4" tall guy, 34"waist, blue/grey eyes, fair hair, good at chatting and intelligent conversationalist...
Seeking lusciously beautiful woman who can be a little firm and get exactly what she wants...
Ha ha. ..i'm here "
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