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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you only use Fab to meet people?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There will always be these sort of profiles and yes they can be a pest but why let it ruin the rest of your experience? Just use the filters better maybe just allow messages from verified people if you have an issue with this.

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Don't go, please don't leave us.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Why would you lea e the lifestyle because of a couple of fake profiles, I would of thought after 20 years you'd be a le to spot them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ignore the fakes and move on its simple really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online"

3am, probably American spammers

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Just filter the obvious fakes out

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

"

Not really as I am not up at that time, what do you mean "when you get to it"? Are you meeting them ?

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I wouldn't take much notice of a message sent at 4am.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whenever I'm trying to establish the probable cause for repeated failure I tend to look for a common denominator that links the individual situations......

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

As Soxy says, this is important.

I'm also guessing that it could just be a single person in that area who's creating fake profiles, and the op is unfortunate in that he is based there.

Report suspect profiles to admin, as always, and never disclose any finer points about them in public, such as on the forums - let admin deal with it behind the scenes. Admin get better the more that we users support them in their jobs.

The great thing for the op is that he's noticed that his messages arrive at about 3-4 am, so that's an easy giveaway for such suspect profiles.

If people use photos, use something like reverse image searches to check them out too. If there are other patterns, such as users are typically new to fab, then set filters accordingly or just filter for verified users only.

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Why would you lea e the lifestyle because of a couple of fake profiles, I would of thought after 20 years you'd be a le to spot them"

my precise thought... after 20 years.... you would have thought you would have some sort of "checks and balances" process in place....

the swinging radar after 20 years you have to be fairly fine tuned

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online"

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn't take much notice of a message sent at 4am. "

Simply... this.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As Soxy says, this is important.

I'm also guessing that it could just be a single person in that area who's creating fake profiles, and the op is unfortunate in that he is based there.

Report suspect profiles to admin, as always, and never disclose any finer points about them in public, such as on the forums - let admin deal with it behind the scenes. Admin get better the more that we users support them in their jobs.

The great thing for the op is that he's noticed that his messages arrive at about 3-4 am, so that's an easy giveaway for such suspect profiles.

If people use photos, use something like reverse image searches to check them out too. If there are other patterns, such as users are typically new to fab, then set filters accordingly or just filter for verified users only."

Actually that's not really what I was implying...

It wasn't my intention to point a finger at anyone or any wrong doings....

My comment was simply an observation in that sometimes people who experience repeated failure will look to target blame beyond their own involvement those repeated failures....

If we see a pattern of failure emerge it makes little sense to allow ourselves to be drawn into repeating that failure.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hasn't stopped meeting people just more suspious of any mail i receive. This leads to mail being missed due deleting so many bs mail.

My point of this is how much the lifestyle has changed . Impatients, idiots and spammers due to access of the lifestyle being made easier i guess with the age of the interenet. I can understand why so many fem and cpl profiles ignore allot of mail if this is anything to go by. That's not to say that some of them aren't as guilty of playing the game aswel, it's amasing how many of them seem to be into amatuer photos as if they're models. Takes alsorts and happy to block them as i do anyone.

The lifestyle i know had etiquette, respect and rules, sadly lacking i'm afraid now

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Hasn't stopped meeting people just more suspious of any mail i receive. This leads to mail being missed due deleting so many bs mail.

My point of this is how much the lifestyle has changed . Impatients, idiots and spammers due to access of the lifestyle being made easier i guess with the age of the interenet. "

If you don't have the patience to wade through your massive ( ) inbox for the genuine people, then aren't you contributing to the problem of impatient people in The Lifestyle?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's not to say that some of them aren't as guilty of playing the game aswel, it's amasing how many of them seem to be into amatuer photos as if they're models."

I'm struggling to understand this part who's playing the game?

What's the game?

And why is being interested in photography bad?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting"

How do we know you're not playing the fake profile game yourself?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman  over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Have you tried moving? Berkshires full of genuine people. Well east side anyway

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting"

So now you are accusing people of being fake because they replied quick on the forum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 21:08:39]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Good point, well made! I may not even be human. Even aliens have needs i suspect

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting"

So because I can think and type, I'm responsible for a series of Berkshire-based fake profiles?

You're hilarious. Much better t Beckham's brother the other night. Much more imaginative, with a lovely sideline in paranoia.

What other material have you got?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Accussing centaur? Questioning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Accussing centaur? Questioning!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting"

get real, whose going to take notice of messages sent at that time of day either pissed and horny, back from a night out horny, woke up for a wee and horny.

Signed a fake profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you tried moving? Berkshires full of genuine people. Well east side anyway "

I'm in Berkshire & I'm genuine

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interestingget real, whose going to take notice of messages sent at that time of day either pissed and horny, back from a night out horny, woke up for a wee and horny.

Signed a fake profile"

There, don't you feel better for admitting that? Any more?

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Accussing centaur? Questioning!"

Insinuating...

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman  over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"Have you tried moving? Berkshires full of genuine people. Well east side anyway

I'm in Berkshire & I'm genuine "

Don't believe you - prove it by shoving your tits in my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you tried moving? Berkshires full of genuine people. Well east side anyway

I'm in Berkshire & I'm genuine "

Not been to reading for years. Used to spend monday nights at smallmead stadium

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you tried moving? Berkshires full of genuine people. Well east side anyway

I'm in Berkshire & I'm genuine

Don't believe you - prove it by shoving your tits in my face

"

Anytime lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you tried moving? Berkshires full of genuine people. Well east side anyway

I'm in Berkshire & I'm genuine

Don't believe you - prove it by shoving your tits in my face

"

OMG softies, you make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 21:19:50]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you tried moving? Berkshires full of genuine people. Well east side anyway

I'm in Berkshire & I'm genuine

Don't believe you - prove it by shoving your tits in my face

Anytime lovely "

Behave young lady.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interestingget real, whose going to take notice of messages sent at that time of day either pissed and horny, back from a night out horny, woke up for a wee and horny.

Signed a fake profile

There, don't you feel better for admitting that? Any more?"

do you know how daft you sound

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"Accussing centaur? Questioning!"

Where was the question mark on your comment then if it was a question you should have put one.

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Not been to reading for years. Used to spend monday nights at smallmead stadium"

Strange place to doss down when you've missed the last train.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting"

What I find interesting and often notice on threads of this type is how the original poster will overlook any responses that are sympathetic or seem to if not agree, then at least not disagree....such as mine. It makes me think that they really only posted to cause an argument.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interestingget real, whose going to take notice of messages sent at that time of day either pissed and horny, back from a night out horny, woke up for a wee and horny.

Signed a fake profile

There, don't you feel better for admitting that? Any more?do you know how daft you sound"

Just used my dictaphone and didn't sound to bad to my ear. Hang on i'll listen to it backwards or are you perhaps alienist? The martians said you lot don't want to share you national health and benefits

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting

What I find interesting and often notice on threads of this type is how the original poster will overlook any responses that are sympathetic or seem to if not agree, then at least not disagree....such as mine. It makes me think that they really only posted to cause an argument."

Didn't know you'd posted but thank you for your point of view

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Green arrow, as always, adds insight.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting

What I find interesting and often notice on threads of this type is how the original poster will overlook any responses that are sympathetic or seem to if not agree, then at least not disagree....such as mine. It makes me think that they really only posted to cause an argument.

Didn't know you'd posted but thank you for your point of view"

I wasn't angling for a response or even an acknowledgement but it could be that you concentrate on the negative (as I tried to illustrate) rather than the positive and then that is all you will see as I feel I illustrated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting"

I replied first. I have one profile and I'm here for sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Green arrow, as always, adds insight."

Isn't he just Arrow now?

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting

So now you are accusing people of being fake because they replied quick on the forum? "

He sees fake people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you "

But you don't live in Oxford.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting

So now you are accusing people of being fake because they replied quick on the forum? "

surely that illogical capting..?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford. "

Damn! Don't I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting

I replied first. I have one profile and I'm here for sex"

OMG! This is a cooking forum toyng lady, we're not like that around here.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm sorry but every time I hear the word 'fake' in my head its said by the Romulan Ambassador in the Star Trek Deep Space 9 episode 'In the Pale Moonlight':

It's a faaaaaaaake!!

#nerdwillnevergetlaidagain

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not been to reading for years. Used to spend monday nights at smallmead stadium

Strange place to doss down when you've missed the last train.

"

Especially now they demolished the stadium.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm sorry but every time I hear the word 'fake' in my head its said by the Romulan Ambassador in the Star Trek Deep Space 9 episode 'In the Pale Moonlight':

It's a faaaaaaaake!!

#nerdwillnevergetlaidagain"

I bow before you my young trekkky

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Not been to reading for years. Used to spend monday nights at smallmead stadium

Strange place to doss down when you've missed the last train.

Especially now they demolished the stadium."

I'm sorry, I thought you said "used to" I didn't realise it was an ongoing problem.

Would you like me to buy one one of your Big Issues?

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"#nerdwillnevergetlaidagain"

Be patient

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting

So now you are accusing people of being fake because they replied quick on the forum?

He sees fake people. "

I have up on dead ones

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do enjoy a good green arrow read

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not been to reading for years. Used to spend monday nights at smallmead stadium

Strange place to doss down when you've missed the last train.

Especially now they demolished the stadium.

I'm sorry, I thought you said "used to" I didn't realise it was an ongoing problem.

Would you like me to buy one one of your Big Issues?"

.Pmsl, tonights paper has a headline in it about the missing singing big issue man

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I do enjoy a good green arrow read "

Stop it! Stop it now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I? "

Daft begger

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford. "

Maybe he has a holiday home there or a caravan?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I?

Daft begger"

well once you get to my age you start to forget where you live

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Maybe he has a holiday home there or a caravan? "

Cardboard box

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Maybe he has a holiday home there or a caravan? "

Nope! I don't think so maybe I have a tiny camper van that I forgot about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I?

Daft begger

well once you get to my age you start to forget where you live "

Isn't it where ever i lay my hat?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I?

Daft begger

well once you get to my age you start to forget where you live

Isn't it where ever i lay my hat?"

Oh Lord do I have to start wearing a hat now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Are you lot just flirting now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting

I replied first. I have one profile and I'm here for sex

OMG! This is a cooking forum toyng lady, we're not like that around here. "

Did I say sex? I meant cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I?

Daft begger

well once you get to my age you start to forget where you live

Isn't it where ever i lay my hat?

Oh Lord do I have to start wearing a hat now? "

Bonnet

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Are you lot just flirting now?"

Nope I'm just trying to find out where I live.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting

I replied first. I have one profile and I'm here for sex

OMG! This is a cooking forum toyng lady, we're not like that around here.

Did I say sex? I meant cake "

That's better. Mary Berry may pop in you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you lot just flirting now?

Nope I'm just trying to find out where I live. "

Don't trust satnav, they're female. Ask a man with a map and refuses to ask for directions

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Are you lot just flirting now?

Nope I'm just trying to find out where I live.

Don't trust satnav, they're female. Ask a man with a map and refuses to ask for directions

"

My Sat nav is inanimate

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you lot just flirting now?

Nope I'm just trying to find out where I live.

Don't trust satnav, they're female. Ask a man with a map and refuses to ask for directions

My Sat nav is inanimate "

Mine is updated by fab forum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm sorry but every time I hear the word 'fake' in my head its said by the Romulan Ambassador in the Star Trek Deep Space 9 episode 'In the Pale Moonlight':

It's a faaaaaaaake!!

#nerdwillnevergetlaidagain"

Can I rub your ears Ferengi style? I'll pay you in Latinum.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I? "

Well, the fake you does obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmmm! Makes me wonder just how many of you with quick replies are guilty of the multiple profile and playing the fake profile game yourselves.

Very interesting

I replied first. I have one profile and I'm here for sex

OMG! This is a cooking forum toyng lady, we're not like that around here.

Did I say sex? I meant cake "

Someone say cake??????

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I?

Well, the fake you does obviously. "

This is worse than I thought! Surely if you were going to fake a person you'd choose someone interesting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I?

Well, the fake you does obviously.

This is worse than I thought! Surely if you were going to fake a person you'd choose someone interesting "

Is it harder to fake a person than it is to fake yourself?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I?

Well, the fake you does obviously.

This is worse than I thought! Surely if you were going to fake a person you'd choose someone interesting

Is it harder to fake a person than it is to fake yourself?

"

You're trying to do that thing that exposes the fake by trying to make my head explode aren't you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I?

Well, the fake you does obviously.

This is worse than I thought! Surely if you were going to fake a person you'd choose someone interesting

Is it harder to fake a person than it is to fake yourself?

You're trying to do that thing that exposes the fake by trying to make my head explode aren't you "

What thing? Which of you said that?

If a fake fakes an orgasm, it's a real orgasm, right?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I?

Well, the fake you does obviously.

This is worse than I thought! Surely if you were going to fake a person you'd choose someone interesting

Is it harder to fake a person than it is to fake yourself?

You're trying to do that thing that exposes the fake by trying to make my head explode aren't you

What thing? Which of you said that?

If a fake fakes an orgasm, it's a real orgasm, right?"

No, two fakes do not a climax make.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I?

Well, the fake you does obviously.

This is worse than I thought! Surely if you were going to fake a person you'd choose someone interesting

Is it harder to fake a person than it is to fake yourself?

You're trying to do that thing that exposes the fake by trying to make my head explode aren't you "

BANG!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I?

Well, the fake you does obviously.

This is worse than I thought! Surely if you were going to fake a person you'd choose someone interesting

Is it harder to fake a person than it is to fake yourself?

You're trying to do that thing that exposes the fake by trying to make my head explode aren't you

What thing? Which of you said that?

If a fake fakes an orgasm, it's a real orgasm, right?

No, two fakes do not a climax make."

I'm getting orgasms confused with swallows aren't I.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I?

Well, the fake you does obviously.

This is worse than I thought! Surely if you were going to fake a person you'd choose someone interesting

Is it harder to fake a person than it is to fake yourself?

You're trying to do that thing that exposes the fake by trying to make my head explode aren't you

What thing? Which of you said that?

If a fake fakes an orgasm, it's a real orgasm, right?

No, two fakes do not a climax make.

I'm getting orgasms confused with swallows aren't I. "

Well I couldn't possibly comment but I'm pretty sure some people will be making up their own jokes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi. Is it me or is there an extremely high amount of fake profiles of females and couples from Oxfordshire? I seem to recieve messages from people at around 3 to 4am in the morning and all with similar ideas and when you get to it, no action. Anyone else find the same?

I'm now considering leaving the lifestyle after 20 years plus due to the amount of messers online

No we don't get that kind of message but we do get loads on bank holidays, Friday and Saturday when the pubs shut and wet Sunday afternoons that never come to anything. It can be annoying, disheartening even but don't let it stop you

But you don't live in Oxford.

Damn! Don't I?

Well, the fake you does obviously.

This is worse than I thought! Surely if you were going to fake a person you'd choose someone interesting

Is it harder to fake a person than it is to fake yourself?

You're trying to do that thing that exposes the fake by trying to make my head explode aren't you

What thing? Which of you said that?

If a fake fakes an orgasm, it's a real orgasm, right?

No, two fakes do not a climax make.

I'm getting orgasms confused with swallows aren't I.

Well I couldn't possibly comment but I'm pretty sure some people will be making up their own jokes "

No one will notice, they're all too busy working out who they are and where they live.

Wouldn't it be funny if every reply in this thread, except the op, were actually all fake profiles, written by one person.

Sometimes it does feel like I'm talking to myself.

Pardon?

The op could be right.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

I keep hearing voices...hello....anyone....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I keep hearing voices...hello....anyone...."

Shhh! I only hear fake people

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